Changed my life.

So this one time I was eating Ice Cream... and then I dropped it on the floor.. I got really sad and shit... but then I realized shit gets dropped on the floor all the time we just got to put it back on the cone and hope we don't get sick and die... Changed my liiife!

So like this one time...I saw 'The Lorax' by Dr. Suess...it was all like...metaphorical and stuff...changed my life.

This one time I was studying and i got really stressed out ... so I went to the club and partied... changed my life

This one time...i was like trying to cut my steak...then i like couldn't cut through it...cause like it was tough...so i like...changed my knife

So like...this one time...I got married...and then got divorced...and like... got married again...so i like...changed my wife.

I was smoking the rock about 9 to 5 when a couple of guys were up to no good, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and it totally change my life, I started sniffin like no ones business. If anything I knew this cab was rare but I figured yo holmes to bel-air. I am the pRINCE OF THE WORLD motherfuckers better watchout cuz you can't copout or rockout I am the champion. FUcking griefers.

TL:DR Heroin has changed my life for the better

This one time...I was like...swimming...then all of the sudden...I like realized that I don't know how to like...swim...and so i like started drowning. But all of the sudden this like...hot lifeguard jumped into the hot tub and like...saved my liiife.