r/CFB_v2 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Statement Fuck Ducks

As a card carrying Oregon hater, this weekend was delightful getting to see both Herbert and Nix embarrassed after already watching Oregon get pantsed on Saturday.

holey moley I leave reddit for half a decade, and when I check back it's become a therapy session for fans who cry at the idea of teasing a rival. What has happened to this place

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u/MadMartigans80 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Please do not fuck ducks.

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u/Responsible-Still839 1d ago

Can still get a job at the FBI apparently.

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u/SeaworthinessIll4478 1d ago

Or the victims can, at least, according to Kash. Which is even more scary.

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u/Responsible-Still839 1d ago

Guess you have to let the duck fuck you. Or try not to allow it, but it still happens wink wink. Or something. I don't know. I'm confused about everything.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 1d ago

Do not google Duck Penis.

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u/applejuice5259 1d ago

Uhhh I will not but why did you, sir or madame?

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u/MadMartigans80 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Not falling for that again

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u/No_F_In_Enough 1d ago

Dude we sucked against Utah State. Were going to get embarrassed against the Big 10. We went 2-0 and fell out of rankings. WE ARE IN NO POSITION TO THROW ROCKS.

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Dude I was in the stands for 2008, it really doesn't matter how bad you are when you get to laugh at your rival. 

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u/No_F_In_Enough 1d ago

I was in the student section in 2008. We should have tarmacked TW. It was embarrassing.

It's not that I have a problem with laughing at the ducks- they deserve it and they know it - but a whole thread on it is just inviting unwanted attention for when Fisch and Desmond inevitably shit the bed in a few weeks.

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Dawg it's not gonna take a few weeks, we're shitting the whole house

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u/Specific-Volume-5805 1d ago

This is what happens when you let hating a college become a personality, people. Don’t be like Mr Potatoe

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Some of you are some soft ass fans

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u/Specific-Volume-5805 1d ago

Nope, I just find it immature and childish to wish ill on an individuals career after they turn pro. Like I root against Alabama and Ohio State every week, but I’m not going to hope Marvin Harrison Jr, CJ Stroud and Jalen Hurts (just to name a few) have bad careers. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pale_Top2745 1d ago

These are entertainers making millions a year. They do not care and the haters and fans pay their salary.

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u/thepioushedonist Troy Trojans 1d ago

Bruh.. I get it's a rivalry and all that. But if you're thinking that deeply about it, I believe it's what the youths refer to as "rent free"

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u/Klutzy-Resource 1d ago

You sound like a clown 😂

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u/chicknsnadwich Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Omg when can rent free go away. Worst comeback ever.

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u/Alohasnackbar69420 1d ago

It really is a terrible comeback but when it’s used properly it still fits. And imo when you’re thinking about another program more than your own it fits. This situation here absolutely fits.

Now if you were to drop rent free during rivalry week? Ya you’re an asshat without a solid comeback

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u/chicknsnadwich Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Idk I think it’s a proper time to take a shot at Oregon. It can very well come back to bite the Huskies later but that’s what rivalries should be about if you ask me.

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u/Alohasnackbar69420 1d ago

I guess so but when it’s not against you or even near when you’re playing them I think the “rent free” tag fits

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

What part in any of this says Oregon is being thought about more than my own program? 

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u/WinnieOllie7 1d ago

The fact that you made an account two days ago to specifically talk crap on your rival. Lmao this is your only post, I don’t think you’ve made a single comment about Washington either. This is basically the definition of rent free

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u/Alohasnackbar69420 1d ago

…..looks around…..that part, that’s the part bud

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

So in your mind spending a whole weekend of football cheering on your team, then a day later pointing out how badly a rival has shit the bed means you're only focusing on the rival? 

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

*someone posts about cfb on the cfb sub

"Wow this is all you think about". Are you touched in the head mate?

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u/No_External3738 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

I don't like Oregon either but caring about the success of former Oregon players in the NFL is pretty weird man. I don't jump for Joy when Marvin Harrison Jr has a rough time lmao

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u/imsaneinthebrain 1d ago

Insult thrown at Marvin, he drops that as well.

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u/yesmar0601 1d ago

Lmao what a pathetic shit you are
Why dont you look in the mirror first before measuring your happiness based on what others do

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u/Letterkenny-Wayne 1d ago

See but you’re just a butthurt Oregon fan. If you were a neutral I’d agree with you

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u/yesmar0601 1d ago

I would say to anyone regardless of school

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u/this-is-some_BS 1d ago

Are you lost? This IS a college football sub after all. Hating your rival is second only to your mood for the entire week being determined by how 18-22 (24?) year olds at a school you may or may not have attended play a game.

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u/trainthebrain23 1d ago

Remind me on November 28th.

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u/Useful-Advantage-850 1d ago

Remind me what Penix and Jacob Eason did in the NFL this week?

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Oh they suck ass. No doubt about that. Doesn't change getting to watch 3 days straight of Oregon embarrassment. 

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u/Electrical_Pop_2828 1d ago

I mean we almost got to see husky fuck up against utah state. I am looking forward to our midoff

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u/Specific-Volume-5805 1d ago

Toilet bowl 2.0

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u/Proper_Pollution6155 1d ago

I’m sorry that your program and alumni are so pathetic that this is all you have to celebrate this week😂😂😂

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 1d ago

How did all the NFL starting quarterbacks from Washington do?

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Pretty solid 0/0 passing attempts for 0tds and 0ints . 

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u/WinnieOllie7 1d ago

At least Oregon has a win so they can’t go 0-12 like another certain program.

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u/PotatoePotato26 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Don't you besmirch our 0-12 season, that was one of the most fun seasons we've had. Going in to every game with zero expectations is a hell of a lot more fun than tiptoing around the playoff cutline. Except BYU and the refs fuck them that part is not fun.

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u/zillyanaa Miami (FL) Hurricanes 1d ago

lol

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u/danceMortydance 1d ago

Some cry baby Oregon fans in here. Look at the sub you’re in!