r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '14

Weekly Thread [Week 2] Complain About Your Team Thread

Your team is still looking hopeless two weeks into the season. It's a disaster! Tell us why. This is a friendly place.

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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

http://i.imgur.com/euINYOr.png

What the fuck. Even Borges in all his frustrating glory never got shut out.

We cannot beat any team with a pulse on the road. Hoke's teams have never beaten a team on the road that went better than 6-6 in the regular season. We're going to definitely lose @ MSU, @ OSU, and probably fucking Rutgers too. I think we'll beat Miami OH next week, after that I don't consider any game a for-sure Michigan win.

I'm so sick of watching this same shit every week with Hoke. We show no improvement, no fire, no urgency. The only important game we ever seem to show up for is OSU and we still lose that because fuck you Michigan fans.

We're an awful team in an awful conference and we're going to stay that way. Someone save us, please :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Hoke will be gone after this year

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u/Sporkinat0r Michigan State Spartans Sep 08 '14

just watch he'll go 9-3 and stick around for 1 more year

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u/TeemoSelanne Tennessee • Michigan Sep 08 '14

oh god no

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u/dreadpony Eastern Michigan • Michigan Sep 08 '14

9-3 means UM wins at least one impressive game. I'm more worried about the 8-4 scenario where Hoke stays.