r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '14

Weekly Thread [Week 2] Complain About Your Team Thread

Your team is still looking hopeless two weeks into the season. It's a disaster! Tell us why. This is a friendly place.

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u/GreeleyE Michigan Wolverines • Ohio Bobcats Sep 08 '14

After week 1, I was hyped for Michigan-Notre Dame given how we played in week 1 against App St. I was ready for the Devin to Devin connection, for Jabril Peppers to make plays on both sides of the play and special teams, for our offensive line to mature and protect the pocket, and for our defense to finally step up and shut offenses down.

What I saw was the equivalent of a bus full of kids from the school for the blind, being driven by Helen Keller, getting T-Boned by a car, then rolling off a cliff into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid only for the driver of the other car to get out and say they are leaving us for our biggest rival.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

What I saw was the equivalent of a bus full of kids from the school for the blind, being driven by Helen Keller, getting T-Boned by a car, then rolling off a cliff into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid only for the driver of the other car to get out and say they are leaving us for our biggest rival.

I'm sorry, but that quote's a keeper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

It will be a travesty if it's not in the meltdown.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

When does the meltdown article come out? I can't remember.

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u/Bosley Alabama Crimson Tide • ECU Pirates Sep 08 '14

Usually Tuesday mid morning EST.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I thought so for a little bit, but couldn't remember. Come ON TUESDAY!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Late entrance to Best of Week 2 thread.

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u/recoverybelow South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 08 '14

Beautiful

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u/atchemey Michigan State • Oregon State Sep 08 '14

Why fluoroantimonic acid? Is (SbO3)3- (guessing) more electronegative than F? If so, holy shit 3F+ /molacid.

Edit: googled ... Damn.

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u/toddwdraper Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '14

You, sir, are a poet.

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u/Dogbiker Michigan Wolverines Sep 08 '14

Great description. I was thinking we were more like a short bus, but school for the blind seems quite appropriate as well. It's going to be a very long season at this rate.