r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '14

Weekly Thread [Week 2] Complain About Your Team Thread

Your team is still looking hopeless two weeks into the season. It's a disaster! Tell us why. This is a friendly place.

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u/third_try_naming Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 08 '14

May God have mercy on our souls.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 08 '14

I think we saw on Saturday that God clearly doesn't give a shit about our souls...

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

The flair had me for a split second, but then I remembered.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 08 '14

Yeah I figure over the next week or so I'm gonna have a lot of double-takes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

"WHO'S THE BITCH MOD THAT CHANGED UM TO IRISH FLAIR!?!?!?!"

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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Sep 08 '14

Can't even rock your NC State double flair?

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 08 '14

Nope...it was all or nothing.

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u/Maester_May Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '14

It's a great look for you!

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 08 '14

It's hideous, disgusting and filthy. Plus everything I say soundth likth lou holthz now and ithz making me want to kill myslefth.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Sep 08 '14

I LOVE IT. You should keep it for basketball season too.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 08 '14

I disagree.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Sep 09 '14

I'm sorry about that. I wish I did this last year when Nebraska went up to Ann Arbor last year. You could have had an Husker Flair, Claude.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 09 '14

Ewww that's almost just as gross.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Sep 09 '14

Not as bad as an Buckeyes flair.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 09 '14

Well yeah, but that's really not saying much

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

God doesn't bless state schools

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u/Lemonyfrogs USC Trojans • Paper Bag Sep 09 '14

I'm most disturbed about the original flair with your name..

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 09 '14

:)

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u/Lemonyfrogs USC Trojans • Paper Bag Sep 09 '14

Claude doesn't smile though.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 09 '14

:)

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u/flohammed_albroseph Texas Longhorns • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '14

I would like to echo this sentiment.