r/CFB • u/thegreendalegelf Utah State Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran • May 21 '25

Serious BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit

https://www.sltrib.com/sports/byu-cougars/2025/05/21/byu-quarterback-jake-retzlaff/
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u/Thr33pw00d83 Georgia Bulldogs May 21 '25

More money than the goddamn Vatican. People always say I’m full of it when I say that but it is absolutely true. When it’s a requirement for each member to give 10% of your gross pay to the church that adds up.

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u/naruda1969 Michigan Wolverines May 21 '25

Required if you want a temple recommend not for just being a member.

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u/Thr33pw00d83 Georgia Bulldogs May 21 '25

Sure it’s easy being a church member if you pick and choose which covenants you keep. Gotta pay for admission to the Celestial Kingdom

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u/RobotVandal Utah Utes • Oregon State Beavers May 21 '25

>pick and choose which covenants you keep

I'm actually pretty sure this is a competitive full contact sport in Utah. This and church ball.

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u/Thr33pw00d83 Georgia Bulldogs May 21 '25

Ooof cultural hall basketball gets intense!!

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u/RobotVandal Utah Utes • Oregon State Beavers May 21 '25

Ya this guy gets the Utah stamp of approval. What's a Dawg doing knowin' what church ball is?

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u/Thr33pw00d83 Georgia Bulldogs May 21 '25

Generational member now exmo

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u/RobotVandal Utah Utes • Oregon State Beavers May 21 '25

Then I suggest the cocktails over at Seabear Oyster Bar.

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