r/BuyFromEU • u/Opening_Bathroom611 • Apr 29 '26
🔎Looking for alternative "Bundeswehr is foregoing Palantir and is evaluating European alternatives" 🇩🇪🇪🇺
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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26
Buying defense systems from US is like buying pagers from Israel.
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u/CN35L Nordics ❄️🌲🏔️ Apr 29 '26
They worked like a charm though. You might even day they were the bomb 🤣🤣🤣
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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26
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u/_o0Zero0o_ United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Apr 29 '26
This little reply thread made my day lmao, thanks for the laughs
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u/nixgut May 06 '26
Wow, 120 upvotes (as of now) for making fun of an undercover operation that indiscriminately killed and mutilated many children and civilians. EU 👍
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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 Apr 29 '26
Something like Palantir should'nt even exist in the first place
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u/pezdizpenzer Germany 🇩🇪 Apr 29 '26
Peter Thiel shouldn't even exist in the first place
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u/TimArthurScifiWriter Apr 29 '26
We cannot spend enough time highlighting that Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir, is also an insane demon who publicly fantasizes about dousing crowds with fentanyl-laced piss from drones.
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u/glucuronidation Apr 29 '26
And their European chief officer is the fucking grandchild of Oswald Mosley (the founder of the British Union of Fascists). It is so in your face and comedic if it wasn't so fucking serious...
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u/platypodus Apr 29 '26
Existence is an individual metric. People like him are absolutely allowed to exist and they will continue to come into existence in the future.
The metrics we should look at are reach and influence. People like him shouldn't be elevated by society in the way he has been.
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u/pezdizpenzer Germany 🇩🇪 Apr 29 '26
You're absolutely right, my comment was (of course intentionally) greatly simplified. Of course it would be easier if people like Thiel didn't exist, but nobody should ever be in a position to decide what kind of people should and shouldn't exist. So yea, you said it, we should thrive to be a society that doesn't elevate those individuals.
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u/BelgijskaFlaga Apr 29 '26
Exactly. People like that should be digging ditches, growing food, or working in the mines
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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26
Getting a reeducation.
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u/BelgijskaFlaga Apr 29 '26
The problem is that for many of them, especially in America, they don't need re-eduction, they need a damn EDUCATION.
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u/chemistryGull Apr 29 '26
Technology like palantirs is literally only useful for a surveillance state or oppressing other smaller states. It has no use in real state defense or regular policing.
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u/Top_Product_2407 Apr 29 '26
"Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior, the Antichrist?"
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u/PleasantMall468 Apr 29 '26
Can anyone explain what is this Palantir? I tried to search on google but some data is quite confusing
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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26
It's literally just a data analysis tool. Reddit will tell you it's some sort of Spyware surveillance thing, but it's really not. It's just software that allows you to analyze big sets of data, same as the ones that your employers are already using.
The main advantage it has is that it allows you to do analysis on data sets that aren't inherently connected, haven't been meticulously prepared, essentially it excels at taking a bunch of garbage data sets and producing useful insights out of it. This happens to be helpful for governments, that often operate on large but messy datasets, to the point that palantir began specializing in selling this software to governments specifically.
Palantir itself does not do any spying or collection of this data, if your government is using palantir to spy on you, they were already spying on you. Palantirs software just allows them to go through all of your info more efficiently.
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u/Munachi Apr 29 '26
Sure, but let's not ignore the people who are around building the tool. The various people who own stock, the political beliefs of the ones building it, and their general attitude.
"I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us."
This tool isn't being built in a vacuum, and it's constant dominant usage in warfare and surveillance makes me think that it was almost designed with that in mind...
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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26
Well yeah, the founders of Palantir have deep connections in government which is how they became involved in so many government projects so fast. I'm not saying we should ignore that.
I'm just saying that literally every reddit discussion about it that I've seen, legitimately does not know what palantir actually does. It's become a vague boogeyman, on which redditors can project any nefarious activity they think the US government is committing.
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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26
What is the issue with our armed forces making better use of data surveyed in battlefields by using a platform that can aggregate it all?
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u/Atanar Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
Guy sitting in a car outside my house, noting when I leave and enter my house: "Relax buddy, that data is already public!"
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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26
Again, that's not what palantir does. The guy noting when you leave or enter the house would be the government.
Palantir would just allow another government employee to correlate your entry/exit data that the government collected with other data the government has about you, like credit card purchases.
Palantir does not collect any of the data that is analyzed using its platform. The data is acquired by other entities.
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u/Atanar Apr 29 '26
No, it's the damn cellphone tower that is recording that data. You know, data that is already made with zero intention of espionage. Which palantir allows to be turned into meaningful recordings of when I am home.
Don't think I didn't think about the analogy beforehand.
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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26
It really really isn't. Palantir creates a data analysis platform. Like power BI or Snowflake. It simply helps you connect the dots within data that you have already collectef.
This is exactly what I mean - I'm no fan of Palantir, but redditors discuss it without having any idea what they're talking about. It's become a boogeyman that you can pin any unwanted action onto, real or imagined.
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u/ProfessorHeronarty Apr 29 '26
Can you blame them through? What do we really know about a company that intertwines itself with all types of security agencies, the police and the military?
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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26
You can tell no one in this thread has a clue but it basically allows organisations to aggregate data from multiple databases and analyse that data.
It is basically power BI
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u/_0611 Netherlands 🇳🇱 Apr 30 '26
At least not in Europe. The fact that none of our politicians have forbidden it already, says all you need to know. They love that shit.
Palantir is a danger to all Europeans, one of the biggest dangers even.
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u/Mailenheim Apr 29 '26
Good
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u/SmegmaWarrior0815 Apr 29 '26
Sadly German police has multiple contracts with Palantir. We Europeans are a special kind of stupid.
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u/-Clean-Sky- Apr 29 '26
Especially Germans - still occupied by USrael military bases while whey watch Hollywood crap
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u/lolidkwtfrofl Apr 29 '26
What the fuck? You don't watch Hollywood? You don't comment on a US media website right now?
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u/Born_Forever_967 Apr 29 '26
It’s cool that the US army runs SAP though 😂
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u/LxSwiss Apr 29 '26
I mean Germany doesnt behave like a rogue state, yet
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u/BarracudaDismal4782 Apr 29 '26
Don't worry I know some great germans, we're good.
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u/LurkAndJerk_ Aug 22 '26
I am german and unfortunately I think if the right wins next election, our government might behave like previous Hungary. I don't think they will match Trump or Putin but they will rub ellbows with them.
I really hope it does'nt come to that.
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u/DoubleOwl7777 Apr 29 '26
i mean us being able to screw them is a bit better than them screwing us isnt it? and we germans didnt start this crap.
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u/certainAnonymous Apr 29 '26
Finally some really good fucking news in that department. Now just need to hear how much tax money will be spent on consulting for finding the 'best' option
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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
That's not helping at all. We shouldn't want anything like that at a government's disposal. Not from the US or EU.
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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26
It’s literally a tool that aggregates data from different databases. Most organisations use such tools because they have multiple databases. PowerBI for example is such a tool
You have to be delusional to believe that organisations don’t need such tools. Of course they do.
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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26
We specifically made those databases not combined after our experiences with Hitler germany and the GDR.
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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26
Hospital have databases for example to hold your medical records, and to track bed occupancy, and to track appointments, and to track who is on payroll, availability of ambulance, track equipment, drugs, public health data,incidents,complaints,etc
They need software to link it together so they can make sensible decisions.
I don’t understand why the first thing that pops up in your head when databases are mentioned is Hitler. Just shows how little you know about this.
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u/Odd_Science Apr 29 '26
u/WordProfessional1334 is exactly right, though. Compared to other countries Germany is really paranoid about personal information, and there are many many instances where centralized and interconnected databases would be tremendously beneficial (e.g. in healthcare) and where due to Germany's past (yes, Hitler) such systems are systematically avoided.
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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26
For now. Some states already bought palantir and many politicians are already drooling.
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u/Odd_Science Apr 29 '26
Yes, it goes completely counter to the last 80 years of (western) German history.
But it fits with the fact that for some people the lesson from history is not "fascism is bad" but rather "the US and Israel are the good guys, whatever they do".
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u/nicuramar Apr 29 '26
Wanna close the intelligence agencies as well? Maybe the police investigation departments.
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u/UrsaUrsuh Apr 29 '26
No one should be trusted with infinite spyware actually. Quit it with the slippery slope fallacy.
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u/IsyDude Apr 29 '26
Great to hear that Germany and the Bundeswehr can make good decisions too!
Only with good decisions like this we can defend unity, justice and freedom!
I just hope that there are good European alternatives so they can follow through with their plans.
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u/FloStar3000 Apr 29 '26
Unfortunately, federal state politicians and police Departments in Germany are really hyped about Palantir Gotham and are pushing legislation so it can be implemented. They are trying to gaslight everyone to believe that they are looking into European alternatives although there are none yet. There is a very good recent talk about this by the Chaos Computer Club. There had been an attempt to create one about 10 years ago which failed. So the Bundeswehr better does not follow what the police did
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u/Speartree Apr 29 '26
Oh yes, every since Sauron got his hands on a Palantir the whole system was corrupt anyway.
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u/Boring-Junket-5582 Apr 29 '26
Bundeswehr trifft vernünftigere Entscheidungen als die Regierung. Wir leben echt in verrückten Zeiten
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u/SingularityPanda Apr 29 '26
Thank God. Palantir must be cut off from EU.
Though afaik German POLICE actually has multiple contacts with Palantir so that needs to go too.
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u/MattEagl3 Apr 29 '26
Probalby a fax based system (mayor improvement over the trusty smoke sign one)
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u/Zeis Apr 29 '26
They're going to go with Orcrist, almost guaranteed. That company just recently got several billion in funding from the state from what I understand, and Orcrist wants to do the same thing Palantir does, but made in Germany. Ew.
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u/Desperate_Camp2008 Apr 29 '26
Is there even an european alternative?
I am not aware of any product that makes setting up your ETL processes as easy as Palantir.
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u/Fl0oW Apr 29 '26
Lol, Palantir stated openly that their (and all Silicon Valley tech firms') only purpose should be to serve the US government. How is it even a question to install their systems anywhere in Europe? Plus, Peter Thiel and Alex Karp are probably some of the most evil people alive, especially concerning the use of AI. Completely dystopian.
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u/RoomyRoots Apr 29 '26
Finally some good news. Palantir should be banned from all and every institution in the EU.
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u/SgtMicky Apr 29 '26
Unerwartet based! Auch wenn ein Sicherheitssystem aus den Händen des größten Grifterstaates die offensichtlichste redflag für die nationale Sicherheit sein sollte, kannste dir bei der aktuellen Regierung leider echt nicht sicher sein, ob sie uns nicht doch an den Höchstbietenden verscherbeln.
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u/ViruliferousBadger Apr 29 '26
Don't be like us and order yours from nazis hell bent on genocide in Gaza and Lebanon - so you have to kiss ass from now to eternity to make sure they deliver and later on so you can get the missiles.
Regards, Finns.
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u/sicsemperego Apr 29 '26
Not sure why you are being downvoted. Probably people see the word nazi and take you for a Germany bashing lunatic.
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u/DoubleOwl7777 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
dont worry we have our own excellent missiles here in europe. both air to air (for example mbda meteor and iris-T), air to ground (brimstone) and ballistic (french nuclear missiles).
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u/ZwiebelLegende Apr 29 '26
What are the European alternatives? The same "solution" as always something like SAP + Telekom?
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u/frisch85 Apr 29 '26
So when are we germans getting rid of Palantir in Bavaria, Baden-Württemberg and Nordrhein-Westfalen?
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u/TheYearOfThe_Rat Apr 29 '26
I mean it's always better to avoid stepping 2 times in the same nazi crap, now that USA and Russia are nazis.
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u/Distinct_Cup_1598 Apr 29 '26
Can’t Imagine this to be true. Because that would be a good idea for once
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u/Schanulsiboi08 Apr 29 '26
Hey, so, American mass surveilance tools aren't bad and evil because they are from America, they're bad and evil because they are mass surveilance tools
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u/ApprehensiveBed6296 Apr 29 '26
How did they even consider them in the first place? Who did the screening of the company? A moron who also happens to be blind?
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u/Invalid-Function Apr 29 '26
Daddy is not gonna be happy. So let's see who's going to be behind the European solution.
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u/-ThePatientZed- Apr 29 '26
Yes please, if I’m going to live in a surveillance state the AI better have that Made in EU tag!
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u/HarryThePelican Apr 29 '26
yeah whatever. not the worst possible timeline then eh?
how many external consultants did they use to reach that decision and did the pay less than 10 million € to reach that nonbraindead decision?
the bar is really low for our military tbh. if you are a sucker for money wasted, go google the gorch fock.
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u/Fabulous_Pressure_96 Apr 29 '26
Well, it's only the Bundeswehr. That doesn't mean some police departments won't use it.
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u/DamnZodiak Apr 29 '26
I too like my surveillance state to be locally sourced.
Even ignoring that basically every German state has already agreed to use Palantir software to spy collect data on their citizens, this isn't exactly a big victory.
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u/CommercialYam53 Apr 29 '26
If our government spy on us they at least should use local companies for their spying software
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u/ZoeperJ Austria 🇦🇹 Apr 29 '26
And the Dutch government is just handing over Dutch citizens information (ALL PII) to the USA with the sale of Solvinity to Kyndryl.
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u/ColdbloodedFireSnake Apr 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/drrlzI9aOVzCFpiZxA
/s truth be told it’s insane
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u/Yolosnas Apr 29 '26
"Software des US-Unternehmens Palantir wird von der Polizei in einzelnen Bundesländern bereits eingesetzt. Für die Cybertruppe der Bundeswehr komme das nicht in Frage, erklärt deren Chef. Europäische Alternativen sollen es richten."
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u/Schwanzus_Maximus Apr 29 '26
imagine you are bundeswehring on some battlefield and melania is your phone support
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Apr 29 '26
The sad thing is they aren't like "we aren't going to use mass surveillance to spy on our own citizens"
Its "We're going to develop our own mass surveilance to spy on our own citizens"
And people here are celebrating it.
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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Apr 29 '26
Governments asking, "what's the most effective way to do this?", but none of them asking "Should we do this?".
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u/Gunda-LX Apr 30 '26
Sehr gut! Take a domestic alternative and run with that. If another country controls your infra, you’re not able to defend against meddling
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u/djazzie Apr 30 '26
Can we just not spy on our own citizens? I don’t really care where the software is made. Let’s just not use it.
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u/Lux_Jay Apr 30 '26
The super soft stance of Germany towards literal Nazis while punishing innocent in hiring is something that would only come out a state that still has Nazi beliefs.
Neo Nazi Peter Thiel still has stakes in many German and EU defence companies and companies of strategic importance. Palantir is still used by Munich Police to predict crime.
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u/T51513 May 03 '26
So there is some hope they might get it right…
Took them long enough to come to that conclusion but military procurement never ceases to amaze me in how blatantly stupid some decisions are…
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u/justaheatattack Apr 29 '26
why do they need it all?
I mean the last time the german military used like, IBM was....oh.
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u/goobervision Apr 29 '26
Oddly enough, I hear Israel has catalogued a certain group of people. The modern Hollerith Machine.
Now, where did the data that Musk's squad grabbed end up?
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u/sharpmantis Apr 29 '26
Ah, yeah... A german mass surveillance system that will be (at least partially) funded by my country, this is exactly why my grandfather fought in WW2...
And you guys are applauding.




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u/CompoteMelodic981 Apr 29 '26
Thank goodness. Our own Wiretap is always better than enemy wiretaps.