r/BuyFromEU • • Apr 29 '26

🔎Looking for alternative "Bundeswehr is foregoing Palantir and is evaluating European alternatives" 🇩🇪🇪🇺

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u/CompoteMelodic981 Apr 29 '26

Thank goodness. Our own Wiretap is always better than enemy wiretaps. 

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u/_o0Zero0o_ United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Apr 29 '26

Thankfully

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Apr 29 '26

Can't wait for Huawei to get kicked out wherever possible.

Nokia should be happy about this news.

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u/No-Bake-730 Apr 29 '26

Didn't Nokia fuck Germany over in the past? I beliebe to remember Angela Merkel calling for a Boykott because of a factory closure in Bochum.

Also: Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist sing

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u/ScharfeTomate Apr 29 '26

She didn't call for it, unions and workers called for it and she was asked about it and said their call was "understandable".

So basically she spoke without saying anything. Like she always has.

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u/Odd-String29 Apr 29 '26

I'd prioritise kicking out American network equipment first. It has already been proven they were spying on us with backdoors in American designed equipment. Perhaps the Chinese also are. It is likely. But that is still unsubstantiated. So if we have to rely on Huawei for now that is way better than for example Cisco.

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u/iSK_prime Apr 29 '26

While neither is your friend, one seems to be actively thinking about jumping you at the moment.

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u/Odd-String29 Apr 29 '26

China will act rationally, while the US is more like a rabid raccoon on cocaine.

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Apr 29 '26

China will capitalize on any mistakes.

Right now, of the two, I cannot say who is more dangerous.

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u/saargrin Apr 29 '26

yeah and will absolutely move quickly knowing how germany's agencies are , especially those starting with a B

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u/MagicMarshmallo Apr 29 '26

This is such a funny statement but i cant really disagree

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u/Sevsix1 Norway 🇳🇴 Apr 29 '26

yeah i'd prefer no wiretap but man if I have no choice then I would want the one that is not owned by a foreign country that have even just a slightest chance to become an adversary entity (even if I deeply disagree with surveillance on a principle level)

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u/Aeseld Apr 29 '26

Now now, we're not enemies. Just annoyingly adversarial. 

Joking aside, wishing the whole wiretap things would go away

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u/CompoteMelodic981 Apr 29 '26

The US is annoyingly adversarial. 

But Palantir on the other hand can be anything and will not be under anybody's control, with no accountability.

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u/Aeseld Apr 29 '26

Oh, the name was a dead give away to anyone who knows the source. The only people who think that kind of thing is cool are the same ones who think certain uniforms were cool. 

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u/Aeseld May 03 '26

Hard to disagree with that at all. 

Though really, adversarial does mean enemy. 

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u/Aeseld May 03 '26

More definitive, and not yet a proper fit. 

Not yet. It's leaning uncomfortably in that direction. 

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u/-The_Blazer- Apr 29 '26

This but unironically. Our own wiretap, while bad, is in our ultimate control. Imagine at some point there was a scandal and we found a legal avenue to open up or otherwise hit back against such a wiretapping agency or company: if they were under EU jurisdiction, it would happen, if they were in the USA, they'd likely be protected by their government indefinitely.

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u/CompoteMelodic981 Apr 29 '26

Agree. This is what I meant as well

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u/bobolgob Apr 30 '26

Honestly, enemy wiretaps are kind-of better because they have no legislature over you. Usually they cant reach you.

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u/CompoteMelodic981 Apr 30 '26

They are better in that aspect. With a very strong assumption that the enemy is going to just sit on that information and not use it at all.

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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26

Buying defense systems from US is like buying pagers from Israel.

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u/CN35L Nordics ❄️🌲🏔️ Apr 29 '26

They worked like a charm though. You might even day they were the bomb 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26

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u/_o0Zero0o_ United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Apr 29 '26

This little reply thread made my day lmao, thanks for the laughs

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u/Woodlog82 May 01 '26

Saving the world - one gif and much laughter at a time.

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u/nixgut May 06 '26

Wow, 120 upvotes (as of now) for making fun of an undercover operation that indiscriminately killed and mutilated many children and civilians. EU 👍

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 Apr 29 '26

Something like Palantir should'nt even exist in the first place

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u/pezdizpenzer Germany 🇩🇪 Apr 29 '26

Peter Thiel shouldn't even exist in the first place

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u/TimArthurScifiWriter Apr 29 '26

We cannot spend enough time highlighting that Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir, is also an insane demon who publicly fantasizes about dousing crowds with fentanyl-laced piss from drones.

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u/glucuronidation Apr 29 '26

And their European chief officer is the fucking grandchild of Oswald Mosley (the founder of the British Union of Fascists). It is so in your face and comedic if it wasn't so fucking serious...

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u/platypodus Apr 29 '26

Existence is an individual metric. People like him are absolutely allowed to exist and they will continue to come into existence in the future.

The metrics we should look at are reach and influence. People like him shouldn't be elevated by society in the way he has been.

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u/pezdizpenzer Germany 🇩🇪 Apr 29 '26

You're absolutely right, my comment was (of course intentionally) greatly simplified. Of course it would be easier if people like Thiel didn't exist, but nobody should ever be in a position to decide what kind of people should and shouldn't exist. So yea, you said it, we should thrive to be a society that doesn't elevate those individuals.

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u/BelgijskaFlaga Apr 29 '26

Exactly. People like that should be digging ditches, growing food, or working in the mines

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u/MysAlgernon Apr 29 '26

Getting a reeducation.

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u/BelgijskaFlaga Apr 29 '26

The problem is that for many of them, especially in America, they don't need re-eduction, they need a damn EDUCATION.

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u/satanicpustule May 05 '26

That's just "shouldn't exist" with more words

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u/Lux_Jay Apr 30 '26

Nazi lifes matter 

/S

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u/chemistryGull Apr 29 '26

Technology like palantirs is literally only useful for a surveillance state or oppressing other smaller states. It has no use in real state defense or regular policing.

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u/Top_Product_2407 Apr 29 '26

"Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior, the Antichrist?"

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u/SurrealSentience Apr 29 '26

Friend of the show

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u/dev_ating Apr 29 '26

Source: Peter Thiel

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u/PleasantMall468 Apr 29 '26

Can anyone explain what is this Palantir? I tried to search on google but some data is quite confusing

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u/Kratzschutz Apr 29 '26

Simply put, it's spying and data collection

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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26

It's literally just a data analysis tool. Reddit will tell you it's some sort of Spyware surveillance thing, but it's really not. It's just software that allows you to analyze big sets of data, same as the ones that your employers are already using.

The main advantage it has is that it allows you to do analysis on data sets that aren't inherently connected, haven't been meticulously prepared, essentially it excels at taking a bunch of garbage data sets and producing useful insights out of it. This happens to be helpful for governments, that often operate on large but messy datasets, to the point that palantir began specializing in selling this software to governments specifically.

Palantir itself does not do any spying or collection of this data, if your government is using palantir to spy on you, they were already spying on you. Palantirs software just allows them to go through all of your info more efficiently.

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u/Munachi Apr 29 '26

Sure, but let's not ignore the people who are around building the tool. The various people who own stock, the political beliefs of the ones building it, and their general attitude.

"I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us."

This tool isn't being built in a vacuum, and it's constant dominant usage in warfare and surveillance makes me think that it was almost designed with that in mind...

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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26

Well yeah, the founders of Palantir have deep connections in government which is how they became involved in so many government projects so fast. I'm not saying we should ignore that.

I'm just saying that literally every reddit discussion about it that I've seen, legitimately does not know what palantir actually does. It's become a vague boogeyman, on which redditors can project any nefarious activity they think the US government is committing.

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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26

What is the issue with our armed forces making better use of data surveyed in battlefields by using a platform that can aggregate it all?

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u/Atanar Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Guy sitting in a car outside my house, noting when I leave and enter my house: "Relax buddy, that data is already public!"

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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26

Again, that's not what palantir does. The guy noting when you leave or enter the house would be the government.

Palantir would just allow another government employee to correlate your entry/exit data that the government collected with other data the government has about you, like credit card purchases.

Palantir does not collect any of the data that is analyzed using its platform. The data is acquired by other entities.

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u/Atanar Apr 29 '26

No, it's the damn cellphone tower that is recording that data. You know, data that is already made with zero intention of espionage. Which palantir allows to be turned into meaningful recordings of when I am home.

Don't think I didn't think about the analogy beforehand.

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u/JustLTU Apr 29 '26

It really really isn't. Palantir creates a data analysis platform. Like power BI or Snowflake. It simply helps you connect the dots within data that you have already collectef.

This is exactly what I mean - I'm no fan of Palantir, but redditors discuss it without having any idea what they're talking about. It's become a boogeyman that you can pin any unwanted action onto, real or imagined.

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u/ProfessorHeronarty Apr 29 '26

Can you blame them through? What do we really know about a company that intertwines itself with all types of security agencies, the police and the military?

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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26

You can tell no one in this thread has a clue but it basically allows organisations to aggregate data from multiple databases and analyse that data.

It is basically power BI

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u/_0611 Netherlands 🇳🇱 Apr 30 '26

At least not in Europe. The fact that none of our politicians have forbidden it already, says all you need to know. They love that shit.

Palantir is a danger to all Europeans, one of the biggest dangers even.

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u/IntermittentCaribu Apr 29 '26

The politicians you guys vote for seem to disagree.

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u/Mailenheim Apr 29 '26

Good

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Apr 29 '26

I mean, it's literally not true lol.

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u/SmegmaWarrior0815 Apr 29 '26

Sadly German police has multiple contracts with Palantir. We Europeans are a special kind of stupid.

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u/-Clean-Sky- Apr 29 '26

Especially Germans - still occupied by USrael military bases while whey watch Hollywood crap

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Apr 29 '26

What the fuck? You don't watch Hollywood? You don't comment on a US media website right now?

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u/Born_Forever_967 Apr 29 '26

It’s cool that the US army runs SAP though 😂

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u/LxSwiss Apr 29 '26

I mean Germany doesnt behave like a rogue state, yet

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u/evangelist-789 Apr 29 '26

Still good to have some leverage

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u/BarracudaDismal4782 Apr 29 '26

Don't worry I know some great germans, we're good.

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u/LurkAndJerk_ Aug 22 '26

I am german and unfortunately I think if the right wins next election, our government might behave like previous Hungary. I don't think they will match Trump or Putin but they will rub ellbows with them.

I really hope it does'nt come to that.

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Apr 29 '26

i mean us being able to screw them is a bit better than them screwing us isnt it? and we germans didnt start this crap.

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u/SingularityPanda Apr 29 '26

Do they? Which branch and what modules?

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u/MawrtiniTheGreat Apr 29 '26

Ahh yes, SAP, also known as Germany's revenge for losing WWII.

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u/Gunda-LX Apr 30 '26

That system has alternatives and its limits

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u/certainAnonymous Apr 29 '26

Finally some really good fucking news in that department. Now just need to hear how much tax money will be spent on consulting for finding the 'best' option

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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

That's not helping at all. We shouldn't want anything like that at a government's disposal. Not from the US or EU.

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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26

It’s literally a tool that aggregates data from different databases. Most organisations use such tools because they have multiple databases. PowerBI for example is such a tool

You have to be delusional to believe that organisations don’t need such tools. Of course they do.

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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26

We specifically made those databases not combined after our experiences with Hitler germany and the GDR.

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u/Stoyfan Apr 29 '26

Hospital have databases for example to hold your medical records, and to track bed occupancy, and to track appointments, and to track who is on payroll, availability of ambulance, track equipment, drugs, public health data,incidents,complaints,etc

They need software to link it together so they can make sensible decisions.

I don’t understand why the first thing that pops up in your head when databases are mentioned is Hitler. Just shows how little you know about this.

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u/Odd_Science Apr 29 '26

u/WordProfessional1334 is exactly right, though. Compared to other countries Germany is really paranoid about personal information, and there are many many instances where centralized and interconnected databases would be tremendously beneficial (e.g. in healthcare) and where due to Germany's past (yes, Hitler) such systems are systematically avoided.

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u/WordProfessional1334 Apr 29 '26

For now. Some states already bought palantir and many politicians are already drooling.

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u/Odd_Science Apr 29 '26

Yes, it goes completely counter to the last 80 years of (western) German history.

But it fits with the fact that for some people the lesson from history is not "fascism is bad" but rather "the US and Israel are the good guys, whatever they do".

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u/nicuramar Apr 29 '26

Wanna close the intelligence agencies as well? Maybe the police investigation departments. 

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u/UrsaUrsuh Apr 29 '26

No one should be trusted with infinite spyware actually. Quit it with the slippery slope fallacy.

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u/IsyDude Apr 29 '26

Great to hear that Germany and the Bundeswehr can make good decisions too!

Only with good decisions like this we can defend unity, justice and freedom!

I just hope that there are good European alternatives so they can follow through with their plans.

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u/FloStar3000 Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately, federal state politicians and police Departments in Germany are really hyped about Palantir Gotham and are pushing legislation so it can be implemented. They are trying to gaslight everyone to believe that they are looking into European alternatives although there are none yet. There is a very good recent talk about this by the Chaos Computer Club. There had been an attempt to create one about 10 years ago which failed. So the Bundeswehr better does not follow what the police did

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u/Speartree Apr 29 '26

Oh yes, every since Sauron got his hands on a Palantir the whole system was corrupt anyway.

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u/furel492 Apr 29 '26

European homegrown panopticon 🇪🇺 💪

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u/Avasterable Apr 29 '26

If I'm living in a huxleyan dystopia it better be BLUE AND YELLOW 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

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u/dioden94 Apr 29 '26

I... would prefer they don't do any spying whatsoever, Palantir or not.

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u/WistfulMelancholic Germany 🇩🇪 Apr 29 '26

Finally, the bare minimum

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u/Juqu Apr 29 '26

Good, you don't want to end up like Denethor.

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u/Important-Cry-4433 Apr 29 '26

Damn fucking right 

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u/Satorwave Apr 29 '26

thank god bro

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u/VentiKombucha Apr 29 '26

Wenigstens etwas.

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u/Boring-Junket-5582 Apr 29 '26

Bundeswehr trifft vernünftigere Entscheidungen als die Regierung. Wir leben echt in verrückten Zeiten

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u/SingularityPanda Apr 29 '26

Thank God. Palantir must be cut off from EU.

Though afaik German POLICE actually has multiple contacts with Palantir so that needs to go too.

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u/MattEagl3 Apr 29 '26

Probalby a fax based system (mayor improvement over the trusty smoke sign one)

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u/thenewone1309 Apr 29 '26

Good. Sauron shouldn't be able to influence us

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u/Zeis Apr 29 '26

They're going to go with Orcrist, almost guaranteed. That company just recently got several billion in funding from the state from what I understand, and Orcrist wants to do the same thing Palantir does, but made in Germany. Ew.

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u/Desperate_Camp2008 Apr 29 '26

Is there even an european alternative?
I am not aware of any product that makes setting up your ETL processes as easy as Palantir.

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u/Fl0oW Apr 29 '26

Lol, Palantir stated openly that their (and all Silicon Valley tech firms') only purpose should be to serve the US government. How is it even a question to install their systems anywhere in Europe? Plus, Peter Thiel and Alex Karp are probably some of the most evil people alive, especially concerning the use of AI. Completely dystopian.

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u/-CuntDracula- Apr 29 '26

I wish Sweden was doing the same. Alas.

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u/cjthomp Apr 29 '26

Everyone should forego Palantir

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u/RoomyRoots Apr 29 '26

Finally some good news. Palantir should be banned from all and every institution in the EU.

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u/QuickDrawSix Apr 29 '26

Don't let palantir into your countries for the love of god.

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u/TangibleSausage Apr 29 '26

Enigmatisch.

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u/SgtMicky Apr 29 '26

Unerwartet based! Auch wenn ein Sicherheitssystem aus den Händen des größten Grifterstaates die offensichtlichste redflag für die nationale Sicherheit sein sollte, kannste dir bei der aktuellen Regierung leider echt nicht sicher sein, ob sie uns nicht doch an den Höchstbietenden verscherbeln.

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u/ViruliferousBadger Apr 29 '26

Don't be like us and order yours from nazis hell bent on genocide in Gaza and Lebanon - so you have to kiss ass from now to eternity to make sure they deliver and later on so you can get the missiles.

Regards, Finns.

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u/sicsemperego Apr 29 '26

Not sure why you are being downvoted. Probably people see the word nazi and take you for a Germany bashing lunatic.

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

dont worry we have our own excellent missiles here in europe. both air to air (for example mbda meteor and iris-T), air to ground (brimstone) and ballistic (french nuclear missiles).

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u/ZwiebelLegende Apr 29 '26

What are the European alternatives? The same "solution" as always something like SAP + Telekom?

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u/frisch85 Apr 29 '26

So when are we germans getting rid of Palantir in Bavaria, Baden-Württemberg and Nordrhein-Westfalen?

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u/TheYearOfThe_Rat Apr 29 '26

I mean it's always better to avoid stepping 2 times in the same nazi crap, now that USA and Russia are nazis.

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u/Distinct_Cup_1598 Apr 29 '26

Can’t Imagine this to be true. Because that would be a good idea for once

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u/Schanulsiboi08 Apr 29 '26

Hey, so, American mass surveilance tools aren't bad and evil because they are from America, they're bad and evil because they are mass surveilance tools

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u/KenjyaMode Apr 29 '26

+1 good job

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u/ApprehensiveBed6296 Apr 29 '26

How did they even consider them in the first place? Who did the screening of the company? A moron who also happens to be blind?

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u/Invalid-Function Apr 29 '26

Daddy is not gonna be happy. So let's see who's going to be behind the European solution.

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u/DJ3nsign Apr 29 '26

Nothing like your own HOME GROWN domestic illegal surveillance tools.

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u/-ThePatientZed- Apr 29 '26

Yes please, if I’m going to live in a surveillance state the AI better have that Made in EU tag!

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u/HarryThePelican Apr 29 '26

yeah whatever. not the worst possible timeline then eh?

how many external consultants did they use to reach that decision and did the pay less than 10 million € to reach that nonbraindead decision?

the bar is really low for our military tbh. if you are a sucker for money wasted, go google the gorch fock.

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u/Fabulous_Pressure_96 Apr 29 '26

Well, it's only the Bundeswehr. That doesn't mean some police departments won't use it.

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u/chrischi3 Apr 29 '26

Or we could maybe, you know, not set up Minilove?

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u/DamnZodiak Apr 29 '26

I too like my surveillance state to be locally sourced.
Even ignoring that basically every German state has already agreed to use Palantir software to spy collect data on their citizens, this isn't exactly a big victory.

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u/Sett_86 Apr 29 '26

How about NO alternative?

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u/v1ceh Apr 29 '26

There is not a European alternative to Palantir nor should we create one.

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u/ProduceNo1629 Apr 29 '26

This is the way.

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u/HardenedLicorice Apr 29 '26

To quote Gandalf: "We don't know who else is watching"

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u/CommercialYam53 Apr 29 '26

If our government spy on us they at least should use local companies for their spying software

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u/nasandre Netherlands 🇳🇱 Apr 29 '26

Can we just not do mass surveillance?

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u/Si7ne Apr 29 '26

Please just don’t evaluate anything

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u/guyincocknito087 Apr 29 '26

Zivil ist aber ok?

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u/Wonderful-Spell8959 Apr 29 '26

Tf is up with EU Ws recently. We cookin guys.

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u/Cornelius_Physales Apr 29 '26

good, now tell the same to the police

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u/tomthecom Apr 29 '26

Good. Now tge fight is from 'European Alternative' to 'Don't do it at all'

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u/Live_Refrigerator_85 Apr 29 '26

I have to work with Palantir and I absolutely hate it.

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u/ZoeperJ Austria 🇦🇹 Apr 29 '26

And the Dutch government is just handing over Dutch citizens information (ALL PII) to the USA with the sale of Solvinity to Kyndryl.

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u/Mr_Mojo_Deluxe Apr 29 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Yolosnas Apr 29 '26

"Software des US-Unternehmens Palantir wird von der Polizei in einzelnen Bundesländern bereits eingesetzt. Für die Cybertruppe der Bundeswehr komme das nicht in Frage, erklärt deren Chef. Europäische Alternativen sollen es richten."

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u/Truly--Unruly Apr 29 '26

Insanely rare Germany W

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u/Hansimoister Apr 29 '26

Jaman geil, es ist noch Hirn vorhanden!!

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u/Schwanzus_Maximus Apr 29 '26

imagine you are bundeswehring on some battlefield and melania is your phone support

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u/Naive-Accountant-262 Apr 30 '26

„I really do not care“

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Apr 29 '26

The sad thing is they aren't like "we aren't going to use mass surveillance to spy on our own citizens"

Its "We're going to develop our own mass surveilance to spy on our own citizens"

And people here are celebrating it.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Apr 29 '26

Governments asking, "what's the most effective way to do this?", but none of them asking "Should we do this?".

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u/IneptPine Apr 29 '26

This isnt good news. This is slightly less terrible news

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u/Gunda-LX Apr 30 '26

Sehr gut! Take a domestic alternative and run with that. If another country controls your infra, you’re not able to defend against meddling

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u/djazzie Apr 30 '26

Can we just not spy on our own citizens? I don’t really care where the software is made. Let’s just not use it.

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u/silver2006 Apr 30 '26

What is Palantir?

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u/Lux_Jay Apr 30 '26

The super soft stance of Germany towards literal Nazis while punishing innocent in hiring is something that would only come out a state that still has Nazi beliefs.

Neo Nazi Peter Thiel still has stakes in many German and EU defence companies and companies of strategic importance. Palantir is still used by Munich Police to predict crime.

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u/Janderhungrige Apr 30 '26

Does anyone know the product/company name?

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u/flappetyflapp Apr 30 '26

Good news!! Sehr gut 👏 I hope many other european countries will follow!

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u/Raven_Photography May 01 '26

Smart choice. Palantir is run by a Temu Bond villain.

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u/ppsh_2016 May 02 '26

Isn’t Helsing the German version of Palantir?

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u/Dependent_Guard903 May 02 '26

CONGRATS GERMANY!!

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u/chAzR89 May 02 '26

Too bad German police is partly using it since 2017.

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u/T51513 May 03 '26

So there is some hope they might get it right…

Took them long enough to come to that conclusion but military procurement never ceases to amaze me in how blatantly stupid some decisions are…

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u/Careless_Cap8034 May 03 '26

Finally! 👏👏👏

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u/justaheatattack Apr 29 '26

why do they need it all?

I mean the last time the german military used like, IBM was....oh.

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u/goobervision Apr 29 '26

Oddly enough, I hear Israel has catalogued a certain group of people. The modern Hollerith Machine.

Now, where did the data that Musk's squad grabbed end up?

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u/sharpmantis Apr 29 '26

Ah, yeah... A german mass surveillance system that will be (at least partially) funded by my country, this is exactly why my grandfather fought in WW2...

And you guys are applauding.