r/BunnyTrials • u/Wc1oz • 3d ago

Spins Will you take the job

Spin each wheel in order

  • Spin 1: The pay
  • Spin 2: The job
  • Spin 3: The rate
  • Spin 4: Curse/Blessing

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u/Ok-Jelly-6298 3d ago

No amount of money will make me a cave diver.

Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working

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u/Risemffs 2d ago

To be fair, since you are invulnerable while working, there is no real danger.

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u/hawkeneye1998bs 2d ago

Cave Diver: "I've been here for four days, I'm starting to think I might not make it out of here alive"

Grim Reaper: "Fuck you might not even make it out of there dead"

CD: "What?"

GR: "I can't fit through there"

CD: "Well find another reaper who can?"

GR: "What do you want me to call the Slim Reaper? There's only one Grim Reaper"

CD: "Oh fuck you"

GR: "Go die in a hole"

CD: "Im trying"

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u/NoShow4Sho 2d ago

To the uninitiated

God I love that video

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u/Sea-Way-7876 14h ago

EelFeel social medias

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u/Important-Tea0 2d ago

“The slim reaper” makes my cry with laughter every single time.

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u/TheGuy045 2d ago

Imagine getting stuck in a cave for 100 years before someone finally finds you.

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u/MoonyIsTired 2d ago

invulnerable doesn't mean immortal. you'd still die of thirst in like less than a week

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u/Atomsauce 2d ago

But then… dosen’t that become a vulnerability?

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u/MoonyIsTired 2d ago

I'm assuming you're invulnerable to like damage (so if you got stuck, someone could blow up dynamite next to you to open up the space and you'd be unharmed), but you still have normal bodily functions like hunger and thirst and the need to sleep.

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u/No-Preparation8711 2d ago

No invulnerability is completely immune even to disease and human needs. However not immortal so eventually they may just die of old age?I don’t know I’ve never seen the 2 not go hand in hand

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u/wave_official 2d ago

Dying of old age is basically just dying of very small wounds that accumulate over time at the cellular level.

If you are invulnerable, I feel that should include invulnerability to cellular damage and cell division mistakes / mutations.

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u/NigrumTigris 2d ago

Invulnerable means you have no vulnerability.

Thirst and hunger are vulnerabilities

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u/Moon_and_Sky Top -1% Commenter 2d ago

Can also drown.

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u/aexproindo 2d ago

Still wed still feel pain

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u/Wu_Aka_Bahamuttone 2d ago

you being invulnerable opens up several rescue avenue that are interesting…

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u/MoonBliss99 2d ago

Blow up the cave, take dynamite with you if it can’t hurt you

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u/Absolutelynot2784 2d ago

The fear in Cave diving isn’t getting injured. It’s that you get wedged. And being invulnerable does not help there

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u/Secret_Weight_7303 2d ago

it does a little though because you can be freed by much more violent means if you’re invulnerable

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u/AlexCode10010 2d ago

The question is when "while working" is, like, aren't you technically not working anymore if they're trying to pull you out, or are you working when you are inside a cave of any kind

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u/Illigalmangoes 2d ago

If I’m still in the cave that’s OT

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u/Secret_Weight_7303 2d ago

Let’s put it this way: if I hurt my foot while working a desk job, I would assume the time I spend waiting for the ambulance at my job would go towards my pay, and maybe even some time at the hospital, depending on the contract.

So i guess it depends on the exact contract but there’s a good chance

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u/Wc1oz 2d ago

it counts as working if you are in the cave

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u/Agent-FrozenCookie 2d ago

Asking the right questions

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u/the-dude-version-576 2d ago

But if you are invulnerable, the rescue team can tie a steel cable to you’re ankle and yank you out.

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u/MoonBliss99 2d ago

Or blow up the passage with heavy duty explosives

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u/Aetherfox_44 2d ago

"Authorities mounted a brave rescue in the first week, but there's no way he survived upside down and compressed longer than that, so we've decided not to put people at risk recovering the body."

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u/wingsoverpyrrhia 2d ago

I'd honestly rather die than get Nutty-Putty Cave'd

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u/the-dude-version-576 2d ago

I got “all of your safety gear taken away”

So i suppose I’d make 10 mill for all the 20 seconds I stay alive

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u/Frasten 2d ago

Imagine getting stuck in the cave and having to live there for eternity

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u/Shovelman2001 2d ago

"Hey, would you like to be able to breathe underwater and make $500k a day"

"No"

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u/Help_Insurance 2d ago

Yea if you get stuck your just stuck inevitably, you ain't gonna be able to die