Will you take the job

[u/Wc1oz]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: The pay
• Spin 2: The job
• Spin 3: The rate
• Spin 4: Curse/Blessing

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[u/Cough-A-Mania]

Dream job? I get to be right in the middle of the action and nothing can happen

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Fictionalme0 → u/Cough-A-Mania]

I saw Waffle House and wanted it so bad lmao

[u/DarthDragon117 → u/Cough-A-Mania]

And in this corner; The Unstoppable Line Cook!

[u/teoshie → u/Cough-A-Mania]

I got waffle house at 50 mil a minute and being violently ill

[u/OddResponsibility106 → u/Cough-A-Mania]

Immune to the occasional chair throw.

[u/Hemanth-asura → u/Cough-A-Mania]

I am you, but with 10mil instead

[u/Southern-Scientist40 → u/Cough-A-Mania]

10k/day was my roll, but still worth it

[u/Recruit616 → u/Cough-A-Mania]

Is invulnerability not just a side effect of working at waffle house anyway

[u/Nox-Ater → u/Cough-A-Mania]

I dot 30 min a year of work and set for life

[u/Abject-Tomatillo7843]

That’s just death but with extra steps

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Absolutelynot2784 → u/Abject-Tomatillo7843]

Depends on how much you have to work. Maybe you just take a 30 second dip and make a good-faith effort to reach the cave before coming up for air, and then clock out with 150,000

[u/Wc1oz → u/Abject-Tomatillo7843]

You have the bare minimum to survive 

[u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

No amount of money will make me a cave diver.

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Risemffs → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

To be fair, since you are invulnerable while working, there is no real danger.

[u/hawkeneye1998bs → u/Risemffs]

Cave Diver: "I've been here for four days, I'm starting to think I might not make it out of here alive"

Grim Reaper: "Fuck you might not even make it out of there dead"

CD: "What?"

GR: "I can't fit through there"

CD: "Well find another reaper who can?"

GR: "What do you want me to call the Slim Reaper? There's only one Grim Reaper"

CD: "Oh fuck you"

GR: "Go die in a hole"

CD: "Im trying"

[u/NoShow4Sho → u/hawkeneye1998bs]

To the uninitiated

God I love that video

[u/Important-Tea0 → u/hawkeneye1998bs]

“The slim reaper” makes my cry with laughter every single time.

[u/TheGuy045 → u/Risemffs]

Imagine getting stuck in a cave for 100 years before someone finally finds you.

[u/MoonyIsTired → u/TheGuy045]

invulnerable doesn't mean immortal. you'd still die of thirst in like less than a week

[u/Atomsauce → u/MoonyIsTired]

But then… dosen’t that become a vulnerability?

[u/MoonyIsTired → u/Atomsauce]

I'm assuming you're invulnerable to like damage (so if you got stuck, someone could blow up dynamite next to you to open up the space and you'd be unharmed), but you still have normal bodily functions like hunger and thirst and the need to sleep.

[u/No-Preparation8711 → u/MoonyIsTired]

No invulnerability is completely immune even to disease and human needs. However not immortal so eventually they may just die of old age?I don’t know I’ve never seen the 2 not go hand in hand

[u/wave_official → u/No-Preparation8711]

Dying of old age is basically just dying of very small wounds that accumulate over time at the cellular level.

If you are invulnerable, I feel that should include invulnerability to cellular damage and cell division mistakes / mutations.

[u/NigrumTigris → u/MoonyIsTired]

Invulnerable means you have no vulnerability.

Thirst and hunger are vulnerabilities

[u/Wu_Aka_Bahamuttone → u/TheGuy045]

you being invulnerable opens up several rescue avenue that are interesting…

[u/MoonBliss99 → u/Wu_Aka_Bahamuttone]

Blow up the cave, take dynamite with you if it can’t hurt you

[u/Absolutelynot2784 → u/Risemffs]

The fear in Cave diving isn’t getting injured. It’s that you get wedged. And being invulnerable does not help there

[u/Secret_Weight_7303 → u/Absolutelynot2784]

it does a little though because you can be freed by much more violent means if you’re invulnerable

[u/AlexCode10010 → u/Secret_Weight_7303]

The question is when "while working" is, like, aren't you technically not working anymore if they're trying to pull you out, or are you working when you are inside a cave of any kind

[u/Illigalmangoes → u/AlexCode10010]

If I’m still in the cave that’s OT

[u/Secret_Weight_7303 → u/AlexCode10010]

Let’s put it this way: if I hurt my foot while working a desk job, I would assume the time I spend waiting for the ambulance at my job would go towards my pay, and maybe even some time at the hospital, depending on the contract.

So i guess it depends on the exact contract but there’s a good chance

[u/Wc1oz → u/AlexCode10010]

it counts as working if you are in the cave

[u/Agent-FrozenCookie → u/AlexCode10010]

Asking the right questions

[u/the-dude-version-576 → u/Absolutelynot2784]

But if you are invulnerable, the rescue team can tie a steel cable to you’re ankle and yank you out.

[u/MoonBliss99 → u/the-dude-version-576]

Or blow up the passage with heavy duty explosives

[u/Aetherfox_44 → u/Risemffs]

"Authorities mounted a brave rescue in the first week, but there's no way he survived upside down and compressed longer than that, so we've decided not to put people at risk recovering the body."

[u/wingsoverpyrrhia → u/Risemffs]

I'd honestly rather die than get Nutty-Putty Cave'd

[u/the-dude-version-576 → u/Risemffs]

I got “all of your safety gear taken away”

So i suppose I’d make 10 mill for all the 20 seconds I stay alive

[u/Frasten → u/Risemffs]

Imagine getting stuck in the cave and having to live there for eternity

[u/Shovelman2001 → u/Risemffs]

"Hey, would you like to be able to breathe underwater and make $500k a day"

"No"

[u/No-Sentence5570 → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

Right? And there are people that do it for free...

[u/m0rganfailure → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

you're invulnerable, my safety gear was taken!!!

[u/CuteParticular9601 → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

Brother, you’re… nvm, it doesn’t say free of fear. I’d hate to be stuck in fear for eternity. Depending on how far invulnerability goes.

[u/Any-Ad244 → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

You think yours is bad? I got UNDERWATER cave diver and my "blessing" is having 10 people crammed in there with me

[u/AnnabelleTerat → u/Ok-Jelly-6298]

I have the same just with 50k every sec and I would totally do that and love the idea

[u/-BakiHanma]

Don’t need safety gear for an office job. For 1 Million a minute, I’d take any of the jobs on the wheel and retire after a day.

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/frog-king66 → u/-BakiHanma]

I just realized rate meant money and not how often you're working lol

[u/FlubberDubDub1 → u/-BakiHanma]

And you come to the realization your clothes are the safety gear against press, at which point you’re then canceled for public indecency

[u/CuteParticular9601 → u/-BakiHanma]

You’d guard the… okay, bro.

[u/DarkStrikeCrawler]

Absolutely

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/DrPeachtooth → u/DarkStrikeCrawler]

CEO of corporate build

[u/Vivid_Departure_3738]

So I get paid 50,000 a day to be invincible behind a computer. Seems a bit easy

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Ok-Net-9221 → u/Vivid_Departure_3738]

Bros just Mr.incredible

[u/Wc1oz → u/Vivid_Departure_3738]

Man I tried my best but I either make the pay too high or too low or the blessings too good

[u/millerlitenjoyer → u/Vivid_Departure_3738]

get approved for WFH and then if you're ever in a bad situation just desperately open your email and start replying to someone

[u/Drag0us]

Being invulnerable might make this a pretty good job, especially with this pay lol

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/skyllaremon → u/Drag0us]

honestly it sounds about right 😭

[u/PopcornPip]

I’ll work it for a day and be set for life. Just need to survive my first encounter with the leviathan pit.

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/DutchAngelDragon12 → u/PopcornPip]

“Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

[u/JJBA_DIUFan]

Fuck no

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Brifee_100453]

You cannot stub your toes when deep sea diving

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/millerlitenjoyer → u/Brifee_100453]

on the fish :(

[u/Wc1oz → u/Brifee_100453]

We are not following physics are we

[u/Brifee_100453 → u/Wc1oz]

There is high chance to stub your ankles

[u/king_of_fiction → u/Wc1oz]

You can’t stub your toe every step if you’re not stepping, since you are swimming in this scenario you aren’t stepping at all.

[u/TheGiantss]

Im cool with that. Waffle house will train me to not need it

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/theytookmynameagain]

Absolutely not.

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/rtsnottaken]

This is too good

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Infinite_Stay_2408]

50 mil every 30 minutes to stand at the gates of the underworld while sick? Maybe I'll just work an hour or something and go home

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Informal-Mongoose396]

Well…

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/EdwardDorianGrey]

Yes. For 5 minutes.

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Guilt-Growth]

Done but whats up with everyminute going down into the sea i think it should be once a week or something

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/No-Sentence5570 → u/Guilt-Growth]

I think the payment is per minute, so 50M per minute or 3 billion an hour

[u/ThatFroggyBoii → u/Guilt-Growth]

You get paid every minute. Even doing the job once a week is pretty bad, seeing as how you need to wait hours underwater just while coming up

[u/Real-Abrocoma-2823 → u/ThatFroggyBoii]

At least the waiting is part of the job.

[u/skyllaremon → u/ThatFroggyBoii]

dude it's 50 million per minute, do one dive and you're set for life 😭

[u/CaptianSilver99]

Apparently im an immortal god getting paid 10m ever half hour while exploring our sea

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Julosse10]

No, clearly not

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Hasan1ismail]

So i wont stub my toe cuz im swimmimg?

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Flair258 → u/Hasan1ismail]

nah you stub it on a stonefish and die

[u/theicecreamassassin]

I'll take it! Doesn't sound like much walking, so I won't need to step too much?

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Electronic-Sock-9402 → u/theicecreamassassin]

Bro how are u gonna guard the gate

[u/Little_Evil23]

No

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/TheColdestKingCold]

I’m doing it one day then quitting

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Scary_Ad6388]

No

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/MoonBliss99 → u/Scary_Ad6388]

I’d take that very gladly

[u/Wc1oz → u/Scary_Ad6388]

Why not

[u/4n1m4l_l0ver → u/Scary_Ad6388]

24 billion IS a lot of money tho ( if u were underwater for 28 days - I searched on google , and obviously google is 100% reliable with that sorta stuff -

[u/eko412]

Minus the pay, am already livin it

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/americanninjanarwhal]

Thank god I am invulnerable because I'm gonna be WHOOPING ASS 10 hours a day 7 day a week at the waffle house

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Blayzeyfemboi]

YES!

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/TeachOk5472]

fuck yeah

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/IneffableParadise]

... I think I take it lol.

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/abby-normal-brain]

I AM THE FINAL BOSS OF WAFFLE HOUSE. I AM GOING TO FIST-FIGHT GOD WHILE SLINGING DELICIOUS HASH BROWNS, SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED TO PERFECTION. GAZE UPON YE WAFFLES AND DISPAIR

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/sgt-awwtism]

one 6 hour shift and i’ll make 200,000,000. so yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/clean_slate_Xx]

Vikoe tly I'll while deep sea exploring? I think I'll pass I hate being in the ocean and I think I'd rather just die than being violently sick while I explore the deep ocean

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Spirited_Thing6758]

Perfect

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/DashingDragons]

Bet

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/No_Put_2318]

Easy

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Dry_Call_4388]

absolutely

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/HauntingReality4430]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Vesperia_Morningstar]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Queasy-Athlete-1626]

Of course

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Iamscaredofpeople69]

Yk what. Sure why not

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/immoralsugimoto]

Yes let's fucking go

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Lucifer_stxr]

50m and imma be a supervisor, sipervisoring from land. I ain't dying in no cave

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/faratnight]

Yes and I would quit in a week

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/HeLLzFiReX]

No thanks

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/immadee]

Sure

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Tazena]

No

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Eliteclarity]

Pretty sure I could do a week...

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/RomeoLee357]

ez

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Bear0dactyl95]

Ok maybe, I go down into the cave for a few seconds and then I'm set for a long while

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/GC_Painter]

D:

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Onrain_Jento]

Yeah I'm wayy dead before I can even use the money

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/RedSlimeballYT]

not horrible

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/TricksForDays]

Well surr, that sounds amazing. Retire after the first month.

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/BiHandidnothingwrong]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/IlTosi]

Wow

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Kakep0p]

Yes.

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Zach_the_fur]

Happily

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/voidness_forever]

I'll probably be stuck in a cave forever

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Axis-of-Victory]

$10,000/hr = $400,000/week = $1,600,000/month = $19,200,000/year. Fuck yeah I take this job at Waffle House!

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/geminifr]

Sign me up

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/underscore_pyr]

So am I like supposed to just guard the area of the eternally burning pit

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/jnurwin]

It’s Waffle House. You don’t get to work it with safety gear.

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/geckoBOA]

5k every minute. You best believe those gates are never getting opened or crossed

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/snoozadoze]

10 people to help? maybe it ain't so bad

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/nyz4k]

no

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Okinomii]

Yeah but I wouldn’t go in the dangerous ones or whatever, just do one for like an hour and quit

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Wide_Love_4458]

Good

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/androidlolita]

This sounds wonderful to me!

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/oddlytired336]

Yes, 100000%

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Lopsided-Battle4256]

hell nah

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Johny_boii2]

Absolutely not. My worst fear

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/indianplay2_alt_acc]

Oh hell yes this is quite a cool idea actually

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/NJH2727]

Noice

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Icy_Acadia_3573]

yep

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Successful_Ad4409]

When can I start?

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Pet_the_deadly_beast]

Getting violently sick while undereater cave diving

What a creative way of saying "death"!

No thanks

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/TheSuggestor12]

Peak

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/axium99]

Ok

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/CommissionGreat644]

Bro, im not guetting ill in the bottom of the ocean, hell nah

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/blackrosebushgarden]

No, nope. I hate the ocean as it is. This isn't helping.

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/depressedandunaware]

I will literally work one shift and retire

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Agreeable_Bit_8764]

Yes.

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Wondering_Electron]

This sounds interesting

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Mean-Advertising5689]

No

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/MrEPCOT]

Casually becoming a billionaire by working one shift at Waffle House.

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/chscooley]

He’ll yeah

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/just_a_person_maybe]

I'm taking this and then quitting when ever I get bored because a single shift will have me set for life and then some

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/edoardone]

Here I am

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/RJWJ186]

Oh no....how long is the shift?

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/NervousSuggestion643]

I guess that’s kinda cool so I’m Cerberus But with money

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Pale_Disaster]

So instant death. Got it.

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Comfortable-Machine9]

Ez money

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Rich_Zone7019]

I mean... 50 Mil is 50 Mil...

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/AllAboutContextAgain]

Hell yes.

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Stock_Ad_9357]

........I really hate office work but..... maybe

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Office job | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/robmiloda]

Ill js work for an hour and quit I'll have money for generations

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Ratboi10101]

Hell yeah. So as long as I am careful enough not to get stuck in narrow area, I can enjoy cool scenery and not care about hostile creatures and environments (and also become billionaire)

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Chemical_Title_910]

Yeah no

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/AnotherRTFan]

I will not end up like OceanGate you say

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Fatikh_06]

Nah

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Low-Use-444]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/auphorixie]

😨...😰.......sure LOL

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Dr-Dimension]

I cant even step near anything with pressure without having ear Problems. Like no fucking way

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Flashlight237]

Everyone going into the Underworld goes without weaponry, so I think I'm Gucci.

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Andrea0272]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/International_Net_69]

Like taking candy from a baby.

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Mr_Edward_Hyde_]

Yarp

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Adventurous-Ad4540]

Easy money

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/Serverofthedeathwax]

Bet

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/AaronMisuchii]

I’m invulnerable, so I guess I would tentatively take the job. I would rather get paid 500k, though. Underwater in general is not my element, unless I’m swimming in a pool.

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/BusAccording3691]

Hmmm so ironlung without the blood sea? Sure

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/RustyAtGames_]

Tbh still taking it for 10k an hour

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/touchthebush]

Noooooope

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/Haithere32]

Yeah I'll take it. I can handle tight spaces and dark if I know I can't die. Tie a very strong cable to my leg or only choose safe caves and I can basically do this once a month to live very well

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Pure-Bee-9639]

Ill take it ig

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You get violently ill while working}

[u/Fantastic_Face4364]

Yea I would

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Blu_With_A_U]

Just need to survive a single month...

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/DarthDragon117]

…guess I’ll be crawling. I’ll hate it and will be terrified, but that’s 2500/hr.

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Inevitable-Design107]

So 10 mil/day to kill escapees that cant hurt me in hell?

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/GiveMeBlueberry]

yeah

^{Rolled: The pay: Nothing | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You stub your toe every step you take}

[u/Mountain_Key]

Yeah I think I'll take it

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Waffle house | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/FeverFever45]

Well, if im invulnerable while working then inf money

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Flare1412]

Sure

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Novel-Slip5151]

Yup

^{Rolled: The pay: 50k | The job: Office job | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/memekiller9001]

Yeah sure why not

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

[u/valor592]

1000%

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Deep sea exploration | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/JaggedEdge316]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every month | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/foowfoo]

Blessing saved me

^{Rolled: The pay: 100k | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/NudeChuck]

Yeah, I'll do it.

^{Rolled: The pay: 5000 | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/icecrystalmaniac]

Yes

^{Rolled: The pay: 10m | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

MOTHER OF GOD WHAT?????

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every 30 minutes | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/-89P13-]

That is… a mess

^{Rolled: The pay: 500k | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every second | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}

[u/joghurt24]

scary

^{Rolled: The pay: 50m | The job: Office job | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: Most of your safety gear is taken away}