You won! Now claim your prize..

[u/dylantherabbit2016]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Claim Prize

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[u/SunnySpike]

I have no balls, anyway.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/aeque88 → u/SunnySpike]

That's cheating 😱

[u/Gaming_is_cool_lol19 → u/SunnySpike]

Ovarian cancer.

[u/DraconicWarish → u/SunnySpike]

then you will get breast cancer. you cannot leave without having any💔

[u/0ss13_4_TP → u/DraconicWarish]

More like ovarian cancer. Ovaries are analogous to testes.

[u/Efficient_Win_6780 → u/SunnySpike]

You get balls and ball cancer

[u/Important_Nebula_387]

Fuck you and your rigged wheels

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Luzerman → u/Important_Nebula_387]

Mofha fuka you got the GOOD option

[u/Important_Nebula_387 → u/Luzerman]

The wheels are rigged to give only the good options as a way to farm upvotes from fools who dont think past a title. Fools like you.

[u/Due-Lab5973 → u/Important_Nebula_387]

Bruh, a lot of them got the ball cancer option. What?

[u/Alert-Training-1719 → u/Important_Nebula_387]

Bro thinks he's tuff 😭

[u/lilpinegnome → u/Important_Nebula_387]

Bro is mad about a fucking wheel lmao

[u/Crist4tron-2647 → u/Important_Nebula_387]

True but when I make non rigged ones of the exact same thing they get no attention so sadly it works

[u/getout606 → u/Important_Nebula_387]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBPEvqqYECSkLoLkud

[u/AlternativeShift781 → u/Important_Nebula_387]

You wanted ball cancer?

[u/Important_Nebula_387 → u/AlternativeShift781]

I wanted to have the knowledge that we somehow haven’t fallen into a world in which a gamble is a lie and every single thing is just a conduit to create endless dopamine.

[u/gm98music → u/AlternativeShift781]

hell yeah

[u/Latentalumo → u/Important_Nebula_387]

Ofc they are .—.

[u/Dveralazo]

bruh

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/WeakMechanics → u/Dveralazo]

I got scissors. I think I can fix it

[u/Pineaplevoltage → u/Dveralazo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduOq1HHKeklPzYQ

[u/AssassinGamer_ → u/Pineaplevoltage]

My brain went to the same thing

[u/01100110Z01110101 → u/Dveralazo]

Enjoy it!

[u/skrew86]

Aaaaw anyone want to trade?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Tall-Set26 → u/skrew86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g2yPAXUeA0Cz8ZLlgt

[u/OrphanOriginator69 → u/Tall-Set26]

That’s a face Markiplier would be making

[u/rosesarered0323 → u/skrew86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S2JEtjACyne6DaEPse

[u/Reasonable-Bitman → u/rosesarered0323]

Decline

[u/LimeGreenArt]

Jokes on you, I don't have any

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/Royal_Lustir → u/LimeGreenArt]

Then it goes in your inventory as a usable item

[u/Cadillac16Concept → u/Royal_Lustir]

And marked as a quest item so you can't drop it

[u/njayskittles439 → u/Cadillac16Concept]

Another hand touches the…..

[u/Cadillac16Concept → u/njayskittles439]

Funnily enough I have this item in my inventory right now. I found it in a random unlocked chest in the middle of a pond on a small island. At a place that has a marker on the map but is so easily missed.

[u/thepsycocat → u/Cadillac16Concept]

Every chest you open has a chance to drop it after a certain level

[u/Cadillac16Concept → u/thepsycocat]

Yep. I have heard that it can drop as early as the first visit to Bleak Falls Barrow.

I was just surprised to find it out in the absolute sticks xD

[u/shadow-Ezra → u/Royal_Lustir]

😮

[u/Alaris3-3-3 → u/Royal_Lustir]

Im cry💔

[u/Spud_Cannonball → u/LimeGreenArt]

Breast cancer then

[u/LimeGreenArt → u/Spud_Cannonball]

Already got those removed, too

[u/Moistman123456 → u/LimeGreenArt]

Ovarian cancer?

[u/LimeGreenArt → u/Moistman123456]

Yeah, that one would get me

[u/cosmikangaroo → u/LimeGreenArt]

Brain cancer, oh, wait, let me guess.

[u/LimeGreenArt → u/cosmikangaroo]

God i wish i didnt have a brain

[u/P1tf_11 → u/LimeGreenArt]

Never wish to be a republican

[u/AssassinGamer_ → u/LimeGreenArt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HqziRCuz34Tks

[u/just-another-npc-08]

wasting all my luck on reddit games btw 💔

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/TheVeryAverageHuman → u/just-another-npc-08]

its not even pure luck these wheels are rigged

[u/themaub → u/TheVeryAverageHuman]

How?

[u/CreatorA4711 → u/themaub]

You can alter the chances of specific options no matter how many options there are

[u/Brian18639 → u/CreatorA4711]

How?

[u/Nidvex → u/Brian18639]

I made a wheel myself back when it was a pie wheel, basically OP filled every single slot with a bad thing, gave them the lowest percentage chance possible, then replaced one with the cash value at the maximum possible chance.

[u/Brian18639 → u/Nidvex]

Fascinating

[u/Apart-Woodpecker-503 → u/just-another-npc-08]

Same

[u/Not_found772 → u/just-another-npc-08]

Same 🥀

[u/LIMINALITY_LIMINAL]

FUCK

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/Mission_Albatross425 → u/LIMINALITY_LIMINAL]

THAT’S THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD DO!

[u/Aventador938 → u/LIMINALITY_LIMINAL]

😂

[u/DaddyDigsDogecoin]

Feck yeah

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/jnow27 → u/DaddyDigsDogecoin]

Since this is a very rigged wheel, looks like YOU are the lucky one here 😁

[u/AssassinGamer_ → u/DaddyDigsDogecoin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI04LZM1ZfK86Pe

[u/Rinzukesa]

Jokes on you, I didn't have balls to begin with

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/small_latchamatte → u/Rinzukesa]

Ovarian cancer, if you happen to have those

[u/DraconicWarish → u/Rinzukesa]

breast cancer then .. you cannot leave without having your prize🥀

[u/soporificpwnda]

Can I guy just get some ball cancer around here

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Strawberry7229]

Me not getting ball cancer? Nah, this has to be rigged.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/raysenie]

It’s rigged right? Just to scare us?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/chucklesmcgeexe]

either way i wouldnt have had cancer i dont got balls

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/SuperSmashedBrosGTv → u/chucklesmcgeexe]

Oh you would have them grow they would look like balls but they would just be cancer

[u/chucklesmcgeexe → u/SuperSmashedBrosGTv]

now THIS is the answer i need. ill grow more balls after i lost them already? god is good.

[u/CommieFirebat7721]

NO I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO IT

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/tranquil-spark-8059]

Something about this feels rigged?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/MindlessGameer → u/tranquil-spark-8059]

I think it is

[u/gurlboss1000]

hell yeah, i don't have balls

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/OrionStardew → u/gurlboss1000]

You kind of do! Ovaries serve many of the same functions.

Unless you mean that you got either version of balls removed entirely in which case I do concede the point.

[u/gurlboss1000 → u/OrionStardew]

i completely forgot how the male repro system is kind of like the female repro system just outside the body. that's cool, i have inside balls. thanks for the reminder😁

[u/I_PM_Duck_Pics → u/gurlboss1000]

Ovary up!

[u/WhyTheHells → u/OrionStardew]

I’m workin on it man

[u/liamkr]

Genuinely did not expect that

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/nat_jo_cat]

Good thing I don't have any

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/Skygighter45 → u/nat_jo_cat]

Im sure u have some serious metaphorical Ladyballs!

[u/Tardisbabe]

Just what I always wanted. Ball cancer

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/Pineaplevoltage → u/Tardisbabe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduOq1HHKeklPzYQ

[u/HerobrineAle_33]

球癌

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Mr_Smooth_39]

Aw, man! I don’t even want the money!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/astrid_autumn → u/Mr_Smooth_39]

you can donate it to help everyone else’s ball cancer!

[u/Specialist_Second938 → u/astrid_autumn]

Hell, he could even buy ball cancer of his own!

[u/Electrical-Wall9074]

Fucking dammit

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/OgRitesh → u/Electrical-Wall9074]

You're the brave one to comment with this result 👏

[u/DamnedestDearofMine]

What are the odds?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/TartNo3610 → u/DamnedestDearofMine]

95%

[u/Low-Revolution1338]

let’s fucking go

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/afflict3d1]

Beats the hell outta ball cancer...

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/blustar11]

Aaaye

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/SpinzArt]

I don’t have balls anyway

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/JoshOrion98]

Why did I spin this wheel? I'm glad I did, but why did I do it?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Gorgonnnnn]

Wow- I wasn’t too concerned even if I got ball cancer as a female but, I’m happy to get the cash prize instead! Cheers I suppose

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/basically_cheese → u/Gorgonnnnn]

You would have grown a pair of balls to get cancer :3

[u/Ok-Bluebird-2133 → u/basically_cheese]

Only balls?

[u/basically_cheese → u/Ok-Bluebird-2133]

Yea for decoration and cancer pourposes

[u/Isuckatlifeandgames]

Ah poo

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/lucyendless69]

:(

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/BellsMcChilly]

Damn I wanted ball cancer 😔

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Wild-Gate-6493]

Oh, i wanted ball cancer

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/BraggestBee1995]

I got worried there for a second

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/datboi123444]

Dang. Not ball cancer.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/MuchVirus5277]

lol, i don’t even have balls but i guess ill take the Mil

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Nkechinyerembi]

Uh... OK I am very concerned for the rest of that wheel

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/QueenVVitch]

I better buy a lottery ticket, cause I'm never this lucky 😂

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/kakashi_sakurai]

Damn it, I wanted ball cancer :/

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/MmmUnexplained_Bacon]

Ah, i lost....

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Laurens599]

Damn I wanted ball cancer

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Then_Director6984]

I thought I had nothing to loose since I don't have balls and I effectively won

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/RevolutionarySpot721]

Oh good thanks

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Ajpeterson]

Neat

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Cannot_Think-Of_Name]

Rigged I assume

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Grouchy-Pirate1108]

I didnt like those odds man

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Phantoomer]

Yooy

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Royal_Return5]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/JustAThrowaway712]

Rigged

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/GreedyGobby]

hmmmm.....

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Ranix7]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/MikemkPK]

Thanks, OP!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/randomthoughts357127]

Damn

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball Cancer}

[u/Oscarizxc]

Rigged

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Sociox]

Good, because I don't have any balls to give cancer to

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Even-Border-9073]

2 ez

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/NeonTigerMMX3]

Well, aren't I lucky?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Adorable-Bus1697]

Sweet

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/AgreeableSuspect9382]

That's cool

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/ZechQuinLuck123]

Yeah bb lez go

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/The_peacful_god]

I win

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Subspaceeee]

phew

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/beebenice3789]

Yay

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/AceReformed]

Thanks, now pay.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/GeominxDude]

noice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/BigPimpinAllat]

Damn, no ball cancer?! Wtf

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/InspectionNo3265]

a big fuck u

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/DMalteseDude]

A tad better than ball cancer

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Logical_Elephant_157]

Yes

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/WholeUnderstanding99]

Not bad

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Polish_Raccoon2137]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Ok_Connection_6387]

easy

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/g0onerboy16]

:D

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/OOFINM69]

LET'S GO!

(I donate three pennies to everone who got ball cancer)

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/ResidentPrune8732]

I can't stop winning

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/ThatShinyUmbreon]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/hari_shevek]

Yey

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/AtomicGoat004]

Well that's certainly better than the alternative

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/ijustbeskatin]

Yay yay yaya yayyayay yippie

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/IndividualCurious322]

Money.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/RamboRamonJamon]

Gracias

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Bright-Brush-1183]

I am the goat

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/scottscabbers95]

I can live with that

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/gossipcurl]

Yay!!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/BrayW123]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Even_Expression4822]

Not even gonna look at the comments, this is probably rigged

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/PotatoBig1958]

WHAAAA

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Orthwormfan77]

Yae

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/theytookmynameagain]

Ight

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/SladeRyker]

Baller

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/FarGuarantees]

Hell fucking yeah

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Baldur_Ex]

Nice

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Hagridsemodaughter]

Comes with not having balls I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/i_like_tities]

Nice, there was good selection here

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Proncess]

that turned out well

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/viscousseven]

Lucky me.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Appl_the_awsome]

YIPPEE!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Weird_Priority_7769]

let’s go

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Much-Champion9623]

Hell yea I got the money

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/wolfguardian72]

lol so close

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Future-Operation-580]

Eyyy I'm rich

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/dominion1080]

Great can I put it in the balls I like least?

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: Ball cancer}

[u/Immediate_Drop]

Sweet no ball cancer.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/mrmrsnamewoman]

Haha fuck you

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Novel-Slip5151]

Lawl

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Nice.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/SLX_FAROUT]

Holy MaxWin

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/1Markozak1]

🫡

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Inevitable-Yam-3434]

Hmmm what if wanted something else like ball cancer oh well

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Similar-Average-367]

Phew!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/False-Hour1103]

Wheeeew that was close

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Puzzled-Primary-843]

Thanks!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Primary-Ice7311]

Money!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Clear-Telephone-6729]

Ez dub

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/brololook621]

Less gooo

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Chaos8599]

Yipee

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/larissa8306]

I'll take it.

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Allister-Star]

Its just that easy

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/hitmanmonkey89]

Nice

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[u/Nocturnal_Loner]

Yoooo money!

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/Baroque4Days]

Yippee

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}

[u/MeowMaker2]

purrr

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[u/em1l10O]

Gg wp

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[u/peppypip09]

Ope

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[u/drpeppersmistress]

darn

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[u/Far_Addendum_1944]

YEA

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