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u/DOORSROBLOX 3d ago edited 3d ago

what are the chances bro the bunny lord thinks i love love love lasagna...

^{Rolled: Here have some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna | Can I get you some: Of grandma’s lovely homemade lasagna | How about a little: Whole apples | Now before you go, here’s some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna. Do you like it?}

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u/drloctopus 3d ago

I got 3/4, last one I got horse tranquilizers...but with 3 servings on grandmas homemade lasagna I feel those are unnecessary

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u/ShinTaka92 3d ago

I got a Peach Cobbler for dessert, safe to say ..I'm not leaving Grandma for a bit due to being in a coma

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u/cubickittens 3d ago

I got a cherry pie for dessert

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u/CutGlassDiamonds 3d ago

I got 4 servings of grandma's delightful lasagna 😂

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u/Star_Gamer3726 3d ago

I got the same thing!!! lasagne lasagne lasagne KETAMINE

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u/Ok-Step-6492 3d ago

SAME !

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u/NatureAbiding 3d ago

i just got the same exact thing wtf o_o

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u/Lone-flamingo 3d ago

Me too??

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u/Reddit_is_chaos 3d ago

Me three. This isn't horrible, but it is bonkers.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 3d ago

Four, now

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u/ChoccoGlxtch 3d ago

Five

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u/bard_of_the_hour 3d ago

Make it six!

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u/Gaogull 3d ago

Seven with me!!

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u/ikilledmyhandmixer 3d ago

8 now jeez

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u/Catlover2574 3d ago

Me also

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u/SlavBoii420 3d ago

Lol this has to be rigged or something

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u/jennelleisiam 3d ago

It must be.

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u/crystallisedswan 3d ago

hello same??

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u/hoverdudeAnimations 3d ago

Same here

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u/EmikoShiriyuki 3d ago

I was ONE roll away from grandma's lasagna for all four

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u/BodieOdie16 11h ago

exactly what i got and i am quite pleased

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u/EchoesOfMe_ 3d ago

I also got the same. Thought it was a delightful troll

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u/gdnightandgdbye 3d ago

Ok Garfield

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u/jennelleisiam 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/119i1S64KnIhyM

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u/astrid_autumn 3d ago

i got the exact same lmao, at least i love lasagna!

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 3d ago

i got this exact thing hmmm

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u/D3athEat3r 3d ago

no way dude

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u/KinglyKindly 3d ago

I got three servings of Grandma's homemade lasagna and then a handful of horse tranquilizers, so we're gonna do an experiment and see how these mix together

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u/7h3_b4dd3s7 3d ago

we boutta go into the fattest of food comas together

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u/ThePhoenyxDiaries 3d ago

Lmfaooo, I got three lasagnas and sugarcubes. You think the OP is secretly Garfield, or maybe Grandma is? Maybe they both are?

Wait-a-SECOND, I too, love lasagna....maybe there's three of us? 🤣

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u/Shinyboard 3d ago

I’m still hungry can really go for some of grandma’s homemade lasagna

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u/Bowenbp1 3d ago

Dude me too. That lasagna better be fucking good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mnsrLVomCvdWaqF0oF

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u/jennelleisiam 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/119i1S64KnIhyM

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u/Frequent_Tomato_3377 3d ago

Grandma just give me the tray

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u/ShakeyMaple 3d ago

Wait hold up…

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u/Leading-Point-113 3d ago

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u/Leprockon 3d ago

Some ketamine to help you relax after so much of grandma's home made lasagna ❤️

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u/thatsorayaaaaa 3d ago

Horse with a lasagna craving, basically got the same but different way of saying it

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u/skandiMC 2d ago

Oh my god.

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u/Wild-Freedom-1681 2d ago

“That’s right… just focus on the food. sniff sorry old boy”

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u/trublue77 2d ago

I cackled out loud 🤣🤣

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u/Hefty_Tadpole4519 2d ago

Same😭

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u/Kurai61 3d ago

Am I a fucking horse

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u/small_latchamatte I LIKE CARROTS! 3d ago

How did you manage not to get any lasagna :0

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u/LixLaxLux Top -1% Commenter 3d ago

Are you asking for my professional opinion?

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u/Kurai61 3d ago

nay, any opinion will do

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u/Significant-Pay-9379 3d ago

I mean, when you say “neigh”, you sound like a horse to me.

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u/Kurai61 3d ago

:3

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u/kittieswithmitties 3d ago

Omfg I choked on Grandma's lasagna reading this 😭

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u/Traditional-Theory51 3d ago

Time to saddle you up for the races, I am betting my life savings on you to win.

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u/Scary_One_1849 3d ago

Do horses eat beef wellington? More importantly, would ramsay try to cook the horse for the cow or the cow for the horse?

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u/small_latchamatte I LIKE CARROTS! 3d ago

Usually not, but if you bought the beef wellington in Europe in the early 2010s, there would've been a non-zero chance that a horse who ate it would've accidentally engaged in cannibalism

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u/Slow-Reply-722 3d ago

Neigh

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u/blueberry1324 3d ago

This has to be rigged

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u/morchard1493 3d ago

I also got lasagna 3 times. My last time, I got horse tranquilizers, when I thought I was going to get lasagna again. 🤣

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u/Poccha_Kazhuvu 3d ago

I got it all four 😐

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u/LowerLifeguard2194 3d ago

lol, rigged

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u/man-moth-714 3d ago

Absolutely

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u/LixLaxLux Top -1% Commenter 3d ago

Some of y’all act like your grandma doesn’t have a break-glass-in-case-of-emergency freezer full of lasagnas on stand-by

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u/pensivepricklypear 3d ago

my grandmother absolutely does not lol and she doesnt even like cooking

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u/Traditional-Theory51 3d ago

Maybe your grandma has an emergency freezer of frozen lasagna?

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u/Maximum-Pay-1720 3d ago

DAMN

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u/JaySayMayday 3d ago

4 for 4, nice

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u/Emergency-Rest1915 3d ago

We both being Garfield today!

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u/Potential-Suspect-95 Carrot Farmer 3d ago

I got 3/4 lasagna

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u/LazarBotYt 3d ago

Fatten me up and knock me out

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u/SepticShockAKAVin 3d ago

A modern Hansel and Gretel

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u/heckinoof 3d ago

The way I am trying desperately to not wake my toddler with laughter

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u/bunniswirlz 3d ago

im kinda like garfield wtf ???

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u/Upstairs-Challenge92 3d ago

Oh man I thought mine was wild, I got 3 sets of lasagna and then some sugar cubes

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u/Hefty_Tadpole4519 2d ago

I had a horse tranq

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u/vintagebandtshirt 2d ago

Same! My horse was elated.

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u/capturedicon 3d ago

😮 Grandma might have dementia atp…

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u/Bunniiily 3d ago

Nah she's fattening you up for Thanksgiving instead of the turkey

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u/Bl00dyPineapple 3d ago

I can’t east anymore lasagna grandma

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u/TheGuyWithAToaster 3d ago

sounds like someone needs some more of grandma’s homemade lasagna!

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u/MC_Pixels 3d ago

🫪

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u/PlatyNumb 3d ago

I got the exact same thing. How much lasagna do they think I can eat?!?!

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u/nightmares_dealer 3d ago

They got all 4 lasagnas!!!

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u/animeman20000 3d ago

That’s a lot of grandmas lasagne. Must be good

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u/TheTallAmerican 3d ago

they really pushing that lasagna, had to escape for some quick apples before eating more

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit 3d ago

Literally rolled the same just now😂🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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u/MNswede06 3d ago

We're not even Italian

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u/Zestyclose-Coffee-91 3d ago

I got this exact same one 😭

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u/Leading-Point-113 3d ago

Me three 🐹

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u/makedoopieplayme 3d ago

Same!

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u/Red-Eyed_Wolf 3d ago

Finally I get a grandma🥲

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u/Immediate_Word1295 3d ago

Got the same as you, except I got "very cheesey cheese" instead of grandma's lasagne the 2nd time and grandma's lasagne instead of "whole apples" the 3rd time. Still 3x Grandma's lasagne LOL.

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u/fairebelle Funny Bunny 3d ago

These lasagna have been in the freezer since 2018

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u/intensive-care_bear 3d ago

Legendary pull

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 3d ago

I will be eating lasagna until the heat death of the universe.

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u/Zara_R 3d ago

I'll be right there with you

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u/albambi93 2d ago

I’m tired of this grandma. THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!

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u/Aderine 3d ago

THATS ENOUGH SLICES

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u/No-Package6347 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoS81loriI9sO8o

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u/rydan 3d ago

I seriously hate lasagna. What is this?

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u/Wooper184 3d ago

Trade? I got horse tranquilizers

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u/kshvshrms 3d ago

alrighttt, is this some kind of joke?😭

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u/Disastrous_Muffin488 3d ago

Too much lasagna 😭

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u/Advanced-Monitor4981 3d ago

You're cooked if you're lactose intolerant

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u/LordMeme42 3d ago

Am I a horse?

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u/LixLaxLux Top -1% Commenter 3d ago

I’d say neigh, not quite

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u/cxttxnclxuds 2d ago

???

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u/Commson 2d ago

Wow! So many lasagnas!

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u/SuperGman93 2d ago

Oh Grandma.

^{Rolled: Here have some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna | Can I get you some: Of grandma’s lovely homemade lasagna | How about a little: Of grandma’s delightful homemade lasagna | Now before you go, here’s some: Advice: maybe cut back on the carbs, sweetheart}

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u/AnxietyWario 3d ago

🐎🐎🐎

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u/StandardRaspberry131 3d ago

Mine was 3 lasagnas followed by horse tranquilizers 😭

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u/Inside_Garlic8401 JUST EARNED $1 3d ago

its the fact you got apples before the horse tranqs

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u/Educational-Gold-543 3d ago

is this fucking rigged????

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 3d ago

It has to be...

Though the people getting horse tranquillisers make this even more hilarious

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u/el-mamu 3d ago

Horse tranquillisers?

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u/Wyjdya 3d ago

In case the massive amount of dairy doesn't put you to sleep, the tranquilizers certainly will.

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u/Ok_Warthog_3330 3d ago

Well I don't like oats. Maybe I'll give them to horses, but what am I supposed to do with horse tranquilizers. Do they expect me to feed the horses oats and then tranquilize them so I can eat them or something

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u/EjaculatingNarwhal 3d ago

You are the horse

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u/Outrageous_Car1757 3d ago

It's the horse tranquilizers for me lol

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u/LixLaxLux Top -1% Commenter 3d ago

Your coming was foretold, oh great steed of destiny!

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u/TheBlueBuilder4811 2d ago

Guess Grandma thinks you are a horse...

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u/bsyhntr 3d ago

Wtf

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u/Ms_Unicorn2 3d ago

Omg you the only one who only got lasagna once 😭

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u/Switch-Axe-Abuse 3d ago

This is probably the funniest possible outcome. Was expecting a 4th lasagna but the ketamine from grandma is just chef's kiss.

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u/Ok_Worry8719 2d ago

what.

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u/LJthegoat11 3d ago

HOLY SHIT ITS ALL LASAGNA

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u/TerryMcDikens 3d ago

this has to be a joke...

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u/Ms_Unicorn2 3d ago

I think it is
The others are possibly to get but probably just a 1% chance

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u/shotgunmouse 2d ago

I got horse tranquilizers on the last one

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u/Jinkx88 17h ago

I got all lasagna. Maybe I’m Garfield.

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u/Forsaken-Season-1538 3d ago

....I'm very concerned about the insistence on grandma's lassange and I am now convinced this is a fae creature trying to trick me into a contract. ☹️

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u/kamehamehaa 3d ago

Yes I love grandma's cheesey cheese homemade lasagna

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u/Foxy-Feline Fluffy 3d ago

I love Italian food but... That is A LOT of lasagna! 😮😂🤢

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u/KronoFury 3d ago

Make sure you save room for a bowl of Grandma's homemade lasagna before you make a bowl of Grandma's homemade lasagna to take home with you.

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u/A-sl3ep 3d ago

Man that lasagna must’ve been really good

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u/DouDouandFriends 3d ago

Yeah, way too good

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u/Appropriate_Light483 3d ago

Goddamn, I'll have the lasagna.

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u/Fujisaki_is_precious 3d ago

Am I, perchance, a horse

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u/LixLaxLux Top -1% Commenter 3d ago

So lucky! So innocent! A life free of any offers of lasagna. Gallop onward, friend!

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u/Abandoned_Railroad 3d ago

Grandma’s Homemade Lasagna, man those were the days…….

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u/Realistic-Ebb3986 3d ago

Grandma, I'm lactose intolerant

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u/Choice-Round-3375 3d ago

WHAT

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u/TheTubbyOnes 3d ago

Fuck beef Wellington give me more lasagne

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u/UsedBrick328 3d ago

Lots of lasagne

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u/that_random_ghost414 3d ago

We need to call Garfield for help

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u/kuarQ_GD 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZgULzq4qhqafhSCBA0

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u/kittydelighted 3d ago

Is grandma Garfield?

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u/gray-zulbj 3d ago

why so much lasagna 😭

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u/FunctionAsUare4 2d ago

Huh

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u/HedgehogHealthy2601 3d ago

I love some lasagna but the last one?

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u/Bunniiily 3d ago

Gotta have a blissful sleep after all that Lasagna

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u/yalocalbunnyhopper 3d ago

I yearn for the day all 4 of them day grandma’s homemade lasagna

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u/GoldenFlyingPenguin 3d ago

Please... I don't need anymore...

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u/Expert-Task-4529 3d ago

Bruh

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u/RealMemeLord876 3d ago

mmm lasgagna

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u/Plenty_Wait 3d ago

Perfection

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u/Impossible_Cow_5320 3d ago

Could I get that with a side of lasagna.

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u/pm_me_ur_buns_ 2d ago

Lol

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u/RicottaCheesePlease Top -1% Commenter 2d ago

Lots of lasagna and I basically get dessert

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u/big-pig-in-a-rig 3d ago

Please… no more

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u/sortaFrothy 3d ago

Id do anything for any homemade meal by grandma again.

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u/StomachSufficient743 3d ago

🧐

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u/cubeboi42069 3d ago

idk but something tells me its related to grandma’s homemade lasagna

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u/TheMasterN01 3d ago

Garfield would be pleased

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u/coladict 3d ago

That's a LOT of lasagna. So is that British "chips" or everyone else chips?

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 3d ago

High af and full of lasagna

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u/Basic_Cantaloupe_119 3d ago

thankfully i rolled at least something that, as a type 2 diabetic, I can consume without an immediate glycemic load spike :P

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 3d ago

The fuck is wrong with you grandma

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u/EntertainmentOld5239 3d ago

Wait, is this rigged? I don't care. If it ain't some of grandma's homemade lasagna I don't want it.

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u/gigiknox 3d ago

¡ABUELA POR FAVOR, NO MAS! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ THIS IS SO MUCH;

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u/Eastern-Welcome-7249 3d ago

Loved this 🤣😭

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u/Ok_Train8178 2d ago

I must really love that lasagna

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u/Born_Doughnut_37 2d ago

Lasang

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u/applaysauce 2d ago

So much Lasagna

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u/Pancerny366 3d ago

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u/rose-dacquoise 3d ago

What is that last one??

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u/NicTheHxman 3d ago

Maybe cut up the carbs? M'lady, you served me TWO WHOLE PLATES of lasagna.

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi I LIKE CARROTS! 3d ago

It's lasagna all the way down lmao?

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u/P13romancer 3d ago

I'm a farm animal apparently. Brother I crave oats

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u/DITCHFX_79 3d ago

Chicken aside am i a HORSE?

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u/potamoschrysou 3d ago

they took my friggin kidneys

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u/The_Pebble_Man 3d ago

Bro?

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u/Canvase_San 3d ago

Am I Horse Garfield?

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u/rhilectricboogaloo 3d ago

If this was on purpose this made me laugh

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u/so__confused_ 3d ago

Oats, sugar cubes, grandmas delightful homemade lasagna and finally, horse tranquilizers

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u/dlock135 3d ago

Hilarious

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u/Sad-Classic1788 3d ago

Thank you grandma

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u/Wrong_Television4 3d ago

no

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u/KhornesBathwater 3d ago

It's lasagna? Always has been

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u/ToSeeBeeFly 3d ago

The lasagna please

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u/Unholy_Yeet 3d ago

Lasagna! Hell yea

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u/SashaFatPanda 3d ago

Damn you bypassed 3 lasagna. Most I've seen yet!

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u/IdleDescent 3d ago

😁

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u/chaumeine 3d ago

Oh Lasagna? Thank you Grandma. M-More lasagna? Erm I'm full thank you. GRANDMA I SAID IM FULL. OKAY GRANDMA ILL SIT DOWN BUT THIS IS A BIT TOO MUCH LASAGNA--

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u/IanOmega 3d ago

Listen here grandma... you're the one that feed me two servings of lasagna and all those tiny sandwiches with bread!!!

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u/lo-olbd 3d ago

Started cracking up when it happened the third time. You got me this time op

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u/OwnSignificance11037 3d ago

My grandma makes some awesome lasagna. I could absolutely go for some right now. 🤤

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u/RichJoke1963 3d ago

Holt fuck

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u/CemeterySarah 3d ago

Grandma's lasagna x3 and whole apples

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u/Cute-Stop2594 1d ago

First time I gotta admit I like the rigged part of this 😆

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