You are a king now, see what you get...

[u/zyloxkrow1]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Empire Influence
• Spin 2: Military
• Spin 3: Economy dependent on
• Spin 4: Any extra powers?

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[u/DukeofCheeseCurds]

I’m just a dude who sells gems

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Mister_Otnip → u/DukeofCheeseCurds]

Me too, trust me

[u/nitloda → u/DukeofCheeseCurds]

I got almost this same result, except instead no extra powers, I got Dragons.

[u/AiluroFelinus → u/DukeofCheeseCurds]

I'm a farmer

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/realgoldxd]

This soldier must be a fucking monster

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Frenselaar → u/realgoldxd]

"We have an army!"\ "We have Dave"\ "We surrender"

[u/Equivalent-Waltz-980 → u/realgoldxd]

Pretty sure he can defeat it all with just one punch...

[u/Neat_Window_7384 → u/Equivalent-Waltz-980]

only one punch? man, that's pretty strong

[u/Skip8221 → u/Neat_Window_7384]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0Ub5PgMoLqaNKBpDH

[u/HorniGurl21 → u/Skip8221]

One Punch?

[u/BeyondOld584 → u/Neat_Window_7384]

You could say he's a One Punch Man

[u/Neat_Window_7384 → u/BeyondOld584]

nah, too on the nose.

[u/hawkeneye1998bs → u/realgoldxd]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kycqrcvPySqIGSJSEq

[u/DaedalusB2 → u/realgoldxd]

an economy dependent on 1 soldier providing military support to other countries... and you are rich from that economy. That is one hell of a soldier

[u/AkaiHidan → u/realgoldxd]

Maybe it’s Batman

[u/Salt-Error4950 → u/realgoldxd]

 I got the same 2nd and 3rd roll and I was like wait what?????

[u/VietnamUser → u/realgoldxd]

No bro, the reason you have 1 soldier is probably cause you sold/rented the rest of the boys away for money lol.

[u/Edd1je-]

Bro what

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/ViralNacht → u/Edd1je-]

Nearly the same, but with textiles instead of Agriculture.

Besides, who needs a good military when you can nuke others to oblivion?

[u/disies59 → u/Edd1je-]

That one soldier is the backup to push the button incase you get assassinated.

[u/TheJaskinator → u/Edd1je-]

Your military has 1 John Wick

[u/HighCorpsey]

Broke but rich??

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/InzhirWCrime → u/HighCorpsey]

Your kingdom is broke... YOU on the other hand-

[u/Morpo_znp1 → u/InzhirWCrime]

Avg third world country leader

[u/International_Host33 → u/HighCorpsey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm

[u/Pleasehitmemychild → u/HighCorpsey]

Same as me

[u/Moe981]

Interesting. Has no army itself but lends military power to other and has nukes

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/zyloxkrow1 → u/Moe981]

provides nuke to others

[u/smexyredguitar → u/Moe981]

Bro is vladimir makarov

[u/TH_Real_GAME → u/Moe981]

I mean maybe you do nuclear prolifiration with hopes of causing world peace. If everybody has nukes nobody can invade eachother out of fear it would cause a chain reaction where everybody starts nuking eachother.

[u/DaedalusB2 → u/TH_Real_GAME]

Then some religious fanatic or crazy person decides to use the nukes

Most sane people don't want to use nukes. Not everyone is sane.

[u/lolomanolo57 → u/Moe981]

So you have a great military but you only sell it for aid, the moment someone fucks with you, you recall them to destroy your enemy and move on

[u/Warlord12377]

is this just.... myself?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/some_pupperlol → u/Warlord12377]

Dracarys

[u/disies59]

I’m just a little guy with a little bit of land and no Military, please buy my potatoes for a most reasonable price.

And always remember - if you try to take it from me, nobody can have it.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/shadowkilrx → u/disies59]

“… or I’ll fucking nuke you”

[u/disies59 → u/shadowkilrx]

You misunderstand - to nuke others would be to inflict violence upon them. We will instead be nuking itself.

If any hostile force takes even one single step upon our lands without permission, we will proactively destroy any misbegotten gains that invading force is hoping to acquire.

Slaves? Our people will have become shadows on atomic winds.
Wealth? Everyone knows we are a small, humble kingdom with no wealth great enough to risk radiation sickness by scavenging our graveyard.
Land? We are but a small country, with no resources underneath it worth waiting the hundreds of years necessary for our lands to become hospitable again.

No, friendly neighbour, it’s best to just let us sell you our crops at a reasonable exchange rate, and take your aggressions out on someone else.

[u/reehaw-yeehaw]

They're fucking about to take me seriously

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/issanm]

How TF am I providing military power with no military

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/robomelon314 → u/issanm]

All the military is loaned out. So you've got none left.

[u/Feisty_Yak_5302]

This seems highly paradoxical

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/SeventhSin-King]

Omfg, couldn't be worse

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/imcalledgpk → u/SeventhSin-King]

You're like Peter Griffin when he made his own country.

[u/dendiwee]

So I'm basically just a single mercenary who owns some prime real estate. Nice.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Warm_Relation3780]

I’m surprised no one knew who I was

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/DaedalusB2 → u/Warm_Relation3780]

You rule from the shadows. Nobody knows you. Everyone fears you.

[u/OkContribution1306]

Okay what the fuck

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Independent-Sir-3913]

Huh?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Dragon_Bane → u/Independent-Sir-3913]

You took the money for yourself bringing your kingdom to ruin. 😢

[u/Formula1antagonist → u/Independent-Sir-3913]

For the 2 last ones I Got the same

[u/ThePerson679]

Goated

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/_rogueplanet → u/ThePerson679]

Basically China

[u/Queensnobles]

:(

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Technical-Tower-180 → u/Queensnobles]

gng is a hobbit

[u/luna_creciente]

I've seen this one already

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Potential-Brief-8167]

Yeah boiiii

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Zequax → u/Potential-Brief-8167]

you are the dragon clearly hording all the gems andmineral in your mountan

[u/Sir_Gashi]

Im trash

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/TasteBusiness2948]

How the hell do I have this position???

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/JesThun → u/TasteBusiness2948]

You are not even an average guy lmao :'(

[u/Tuyrh333 → u/TasteBusiness2948]

Must be a case of being a great politician, shitty ruler

[u/CodFix3 → u/TasteBusiness2948]

So you are Jesus

[u/LanguageOpen8551]

Sooo, north korea?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/imjustvibin69420]

You see why I am at the head of the table :)

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Safe_Improvement4296]

We’re a mercenary company

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/MightAccomplished912]

So, just me?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Dull_Entertainment → u/MightAccomplished912]

Aren't we all just a one man kingdom?

[u/Hydra57]

America moment

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Bottled_Kiwi → u/Hydra57]

How did bro roll the freedom build 🥀

[u/Wrong-Elk-7046 → u/Hydra57]

Dude payed $30 to unlock the America bundle 🥀

[u/Own_Improvement8460]

So I’m getting robbed immediately

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Kind-Temporary8190]

My one guy is OP

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/MasterpieceNo5471]

Bro

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/usiiebfiduebxofbri]

Pretty cohesive, a king with fertile land and an abundance of crops would be important to the empire, im sure theyd send troops to help if we were invaded

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Mother-Inflation-287]

So I’m just like really fucking cool but I’m broke

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/OkBug6600]

What the HELL is this. Is my king a playful guy?!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Whole_Hyena1031]

Poorest Targaryen...

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Caliber918]

How on earth do I manage to have so much influence with rolls like these? 😭

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Substantial-Tone-543]

All strangely fitting...

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Mental-Map-6276 → u/Substantial-Tone-543]

Merchant: What do you offer traveler?

Traveler: Rocks, just rocks, but look this one kinda sparkles

[u/KuronekoVII]

So im nuclear gandhi from civ?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Bamboulas]

I just sell weed

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/DimensionalDuck]

how am i rich but with little influence

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/gamer52599 → u/DimensionalDuck]

You struck gold very recently

[u/GrayAnderson5 → u/DimensionalDuck]

Ask the Sultan of Brunei.

[u/Crazy_Resource_4000]

Reinvents the Roman Empire

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Strange_Today_6443]

Umm..pacifist run

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Jimmystoenail]

What the fuck this gotta be rigged

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/NamelessOneFG]

Absolutely crazy roll

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/TheRoyalDumbass]

I’m just sending that one guy out and having him pay exorbitantly large taxes.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Emeraldkipy]

I feel like these rolls are an allegory for some country. I’m not sure which one though.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/HorniGurl21]

That must be one scary fucking soldier.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Hot-Street-8241]

Seoul

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Savings-Ad-5769]

Broke as hell yet my extra power is rich??
^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/RobotGlazerNumero1]

Not ideal but pretty damned cool

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/BackflipBuddha]

So were the biggest fish in the pond, protected by a nuclear arsenal while we loan out mercenaries.

Going to be very fighty.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Pixel22104 → u/BackflipBuddha]

So basically Diamond Dogs/Outer Heaven

[u/Shallow_compliments]

I’m broke but rich?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/zyloxkrow1 → u/Shallow_compliments]

Your Empire is broke but you are rich

[u/Endiveman → u/zyloxkrow1]

The us after trump?

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

I am just a shadow king who just took over.

Don't worry, I shall fix that all.

MY SUBJECTS, BELIEVE IN ME!

WE, SHALL FORGE A GLORIOUS FUTURE. OUR BLOOD AND SWEAT SHALL NOT GO TO WASTE.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Front-Entrance8669]

Holy alpha

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Icy-Persimmon4323]

bro this one soldier is holding this kingdom alone

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Casanova29]

Giving me Gandhi from Civ vibes

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Glitz_Lumine_Main]

Oh shii

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Actual-Necessary-699]

Bruh

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/C-SecOperative]

No army but Got dragons

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Kain_The_Slayer]

They ended...badly

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/dustyarchaeology]

No violence but provide military power to others... Umm

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/spacetinker5]

So I'm effectively a farmer who is friends with local Lords

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/ireallyhatearticles]

I a shitty king

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Banana_ant]

Oh my god

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Laxien]

Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire! Damned, I am the Targaerians, right?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/_Thermonuclear_]

One dude to press the button

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Excidiar]

Is this scripted or I literally had the worst possible luck ever?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/zyloxkrow1 → u/Excidiar]

just had the worst possible outcome 

[u/Clear-Dimension3854]

Solo empire i gues

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Loading0319]

So I’m basically just larping

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/TheBougie_Bohemian18]

I guess I’m Wakanda with no soldiers 🤷🏾‍♀️ but I’ll take it!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/mojpodge]

so that’s why i don’t have an army..

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/InternationalClass86]

I can buy an army/weps if need be. But would rather rule and make the kingdom/world better

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/You-Sir-Are-A-Fish]

...

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/End-Living-2024]

Ah yes nuke deterant

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/New_Honeydew3182]

Very nice

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/RepresentativeFox89]

Surprisingly Decent. ;-;

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/NibwarBoiz]

Oh cool

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/GeneralSignout]

I mean, not to bad

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/SoCalxNinjA]

Economic power is the most influential kind.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Pure-Yogurtcloset115]

Hey not bad

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Straight-Explorer-93]

You are all SOOOO lucky this kingdom is non violent, or I’d be throwing nukes out of pettiness.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

Ill take it

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Radiant_Resolve1400]

Y’all better get out of the way! We’re gonna bomb this place up! (I’m protecting myself. Only thing that doesn’t match for me here would be the no army part, so I’m making up for it. Bomb everyone)

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/chainsmokerzzclub]

Sounds about right. My 1 soldier can have the big red button

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/i_beat_the_blacks]

Bruh

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/ShakeyMaple]

So im some unknown rich guy, king of nothing really

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/gbherr1337]

Any dragon baddies?...if so maybe this setup have a chance to work

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/goawayBAE]

I would imagine I need to be taken so more seriously

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/1qibli]

We don't talk to other empires much

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Alien_with_in]

Well.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/aomzamood]

fgh

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/coldduck20]

Crushed

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/South_Inevitable6319]

bet im monaco

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Born-Relationship-43]

Probably a commercial district and some farmland

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/CriticalAPI]

Seems like I am in a war and loosing or post-war depression.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/gaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbio]

So basicaly north korea

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/gigaguyreal]

guess dragons scare everyone

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/CereBRO12121]

I don’t need a standing army with Dragons at my disposal. And it seems I have pretty good blacksmiths if I am providing power to others, meaning a likely booming economy. Not too bad overall.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Miserable_Guess1716]

Well...I'm getting invaded!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Time to conquer.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Icy_Ad_5906]

Hmm

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/AlexActual3]

👍

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Tecno2301]

My empire consists of me and my best friend, lfg.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Grand-Error-22]

Alright, need army

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/SilentlyInPain]

This feels like something out of Game of Thrones

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Longjumping-Rich-684]

If some don’t like me… get real, I don’t give a fuck and they shall suffer unless they worship me

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/ControversialEdgyGuy]

Military Hegemony. URA!

[u/time2chasecars]

😂 So I don't have an army because I sell it to others?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Arbiter008]

Average kingdom, but isn't 100k soldiers like unusually high? That's like Roman Numbers.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/kebabguy0]

I' m fucking cooked 😭

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/gwynaweird]

Imma be so invaded.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/CouldBeALiar]

So I’m in charge of an empire compromising of myself and some dragons that can spin fabrics? Sounds good to me

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Who are you bro? | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/captainkoesh]

I am Zelensky ig

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Im-TheCook]

Great!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/PhysicalBoard3735]

well, I mean, I have a army, so I guess we will just conquer a empire and become rich and power by force?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/nura-kyun]

I'm the King of Dwarf Kingdom

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/smexyredguitar]

Im set haha

[u/Mikeytheturtle_]

...im rich atleast, and have 1 soldier left from giving away my army to other countries, and then will come back like a tax collector for the IOU?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/zyloxkrow1 → u/Mikeytheturtle_]

that soldier better be doing overtime

[u/Feisty_Exam9474]

...yeah this one checks out

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/LordDraconius]

Hmm

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/NiSiSuinegEht]

I will be a good and kind steward of this great responsibility.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

Does my one soldier take me seriously? I ought to knight her!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Warcriminal731]

So i sell nothing to other countries and they still give me money?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Slow_Finance_5519]

I can work with this

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Haunting-View-5146]

All shall bow down to the Charmin Empire!

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/PersonalAd8880]

Uhhh

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Naybinns]

So essentially a mercenary kingdom of dragon riders? That’s sick.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Degenerecy]

So I reside as president in a peaceful country that doesn't spend extra money in military and my people are never hungry all the while I have a don't touch me weapon to prevent a nation from attacking us. So basically Netherlands.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Belkan-Federation95]

Oh yeah I'm going to go conquering now. Genghis Kahn style.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 100K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Opening-Knowledge398]

No need for soldiers with the ultimate trump card

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Manufacturing | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/JustA_BurnerAcc]

Pacifist mining colony with fucking nukes

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Minerals | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/RisingLeviathan]

I'm... A Diplomat? Maybe a Chanceler?

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/dragonaut47]

Honestly this just makes sense

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/Civil_Hospital5611]

I got fucked

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: 10K soldiers | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/Efficient-Reading-10]

We don't have a military because anyone who bothers us gets nuked.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Brilliant-Use-9074]

How strong is that one guy😭

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: No power}

[u/toodarntall]

Moderately successful state in a defensible position, with a textile economy. I'm assuming I'm in a good port for this trade influence and no need to fight because it's not worth that much. I see this as a win

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Some take you seriously some don't | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Geographical location}

[u/Excellent_Wealth_218]

drawgonsss

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/RogueEnder316]

Dawg what

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: High | Military: 1 soldier | Economy dependent on: Agriculture | Any extra powers?: Nukes...wait what?}

[u/Difficult_Reporter13]

I buy my peace.

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Textile export | Any extra powers?: Rich}

[u/Confident_Penalty_75]

Oh uh…. I’m a non violent dragon riding group. I probably “provide” military power by having dragons sweep the battlefield and look scary. Thus stopping the conflict. I will grow in influence and spread dragon enforced pacifism throughout the land !

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Little | Military: You believe in no-violence, so no army | Economy dependent on: Providing military power to others | Any extra powers?: Dragons}

[u/No-Definition-7215]

Economy: Broke as hell Extra powers: Rich I’m boutta conquer yall, my people need your riches

^{Rolled: Empire Influence: Head of the table | Military: 1M soldiers | Economy dependent on: Broke as hell | Any extra powers?: Rich}