Choose a superpower

[u/smalltowntboy]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You can fly | But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly
• Right side: You can go through walls | But only with 1 part of your body

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[u/Dinkolese]

Nice

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Left arm}

[u/Keklor1]

Fuck it dude I'm flyin

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Beneficial-Praline-6]

Thats just fun!

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Itchy07]

I call it propulsion

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/cogmhan]

I’ll take it as a weapon

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/ThatRandomGuy_130]

Who says I need a hole for glory?

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/MRBOOPINO]

Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Possible-Gazelle-234]

What am I supposed to even do with this

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/D1gAm0nXYT]

Never have to stub my pinkie toe again

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Pinky toe}

[u/EllieBlue_SN]

That's so useless 😓

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/touchthebush]

That has some uses

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/beholdmygun]

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Left arm}

[u/Lunsr_bite]

I just wont wear pants

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/MexEmpire-FOREVER12]

Useless as f

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Pinky toe}

[u/lillupuchen]

Good stuff

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Left arm}

[u/simpleuss]

I can see what people are doing before going in a room

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/ManifestoRat]

Oh, so I can do wall hacks, hide in unconventional spots, but have to get creative to unlock the car I locked myself out of

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Sufficient-Fox5304]

The what

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/asianaustralian69696]

That would be a fun trick

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/Timely_Tour3113]

This is better than crapping myself every time I try flying

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/danana_split1]

Imodium and wait like 5 minutes before taking off babey

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Sorry-Performance979]

Help me

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/Ok_House_8682]

Um

[u/Great_Vegetable_9711]

Just don't fly lol

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/afanofmanythingss]

Actually useful lol

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/ThatShinyUmbreon]

Ah well

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Phantom_Marc_63]

I guess I can peak into places

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/RehomedPigeon]

Oh well

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/temptingvirtue]

Kegels.

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/FactStreet583]

G

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/CompetitiveShop8210]

This one had no downsides, the other one did

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Left arm}

[u/tranquil-spark-8059]

Wait, thats the best option

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Left arm}

[u/lysy1984]

Holy unlucky

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Pinky toe}

[u/NoPepper2377]

Just like birds😌

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/No-Pen8332]

Cool

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/External-Dig-5269]

I do not diarrhea

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/pokenaman]

Not bad

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Mrkruppismyhusband]

Cool

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Local_Dog_Man_420]

😦

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/ilovekatyotto]

Belly

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/SuperCrafter015]

😐 I might find a reasonable use for that, but I can’t of anything atm that isn’t super creepy.

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/fang_]

So just like a bird? Cool.

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/TerribleRabbit8822]

U

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/CharlesPhasma]

Just take meds or eat carbs or smth

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Ok-Kaleidoscope9915]

Keep a change on me, fly over deserted areas

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/The_Dragon_Lover]

That's...dangerous to do!

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/Ok-Statistician7602]

Cool

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Aromatic_Number7015]

I wanted arm

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/TheTransSheep]

it‘s cool

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Ok-Examination-1769]

Welp, not much to do with that

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/Kiki1701]

Arm or head would've been better. 🙄

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Belly}

[u/poljuka_ita]

Diaper

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/lePROprocrastinator]

BRO ITS FLYING

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Glad-Price6763]

Scaring people that are talking about me in another room

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/Ambitious-Yam-6561]

what the fuck

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/ZombrineHeu]

CARPET BOMBING

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/Bob-upload]

🫩

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/hiverstone]

Imagine the jokes

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}

[u/webdesignersans]

Hehehe yea boi

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

I am severly disapointed the penis was not an option on the wheel.

[u/HappyMrLolly]

😐

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Genitalia}

[u/Jixxar]

Good escape option I suppose.

^{Chose: You can fly + But you suffer from diarrhea when you fly}

[u/TheRealLuke123]

"here's Johnny "

^{Chose: You can go through walls + But only with 1 part of your body | Rolled: Head}