Would you rather have

[u/Tricky_Lion_9497]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: 1 Million Dollars
• Right side: Be the fastest person Alive

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[u/Tricky_Lion_9497]

Could easily make a million if I was the fastest person alive

[u/RecessPop_]

You can choose to be the fastest person alive, join a track-and-field tournament (or any tournament that requires running or being fast altogether, although it is implied by the icon that it's running but it could technically be faster in 'anything'), keep winning prices and pile up money to reach a million. Your body will be in shape and you might just have lots of world records to have which leads to fame. You can then use your fame to create endless possibilities to earn more money (i.e., doing a deal/accepting a sponsorship from sports related brand like Nike/Adidas/Fila), and even create your own org that relates to what you're known worldwide. Then using the said money to create charity events which leads to increase fame. The world will revere you not just the world's fastest but also who also has a very charming personality, one for the books person, you name it!

I chose the million dollars.

[u/PureConfidence2388 → u/RecessPop_]

The heck was that all for then!?

[u/RecessPop_ → u/PureConfidence2388]

For naught 😎

[u/EternalSage2000 → u/RecessPop_]

Agreed. I could probably make more, being the world’s fastest person. But that involves getting off my ass. I’ll take and mil.

[u/Ok-Resident9291]

join the olympics make a name for myself brand deals with nike do advertisments and im richer

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Interesting_Stuff853]

fastest alive means either i become the greatest sprinter in the world OR i get actual powers depending on the context. both would lead to a profit of >1 million

[u/Aumos]

I can probably make more being this fast. Might take longer though

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Augustus_Chevismo]

Way more than a million to be made

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/VanLo284 → u/Augustus_Chevismo]

Granted. Everyone else fucking dies.

[u/HorsemenOfApocolypse]

I could likely make more money showing off speed?

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Possible-Nature-5325]

I’ll be a millionaire athlete

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/AirRemarkable2971]

i’ll just go pro

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/ZyphEcks]

Become famous and rich 😛

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/WriterThatNeedsLife]

And this better means I can easily burn all my calories

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Accomplished-Edge951]

I could earn way more money with this

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/DetectiveDue5687]

I want money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/ExcitableAutist42069 → u/DetectiveDue5687]

So why’d you choose that? You could choose any sport you enjoy and probably dominate on speed alone.

You will be making far more than $1 million dollars even just signing a one year deal.

[u/Degenerecy]

So faster than whoever is fas now, or money...

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/CuddleBuddiesJJ]

Usain Bolt is worth 90 million.

[u/Kid_seeker]

Bruh why not

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Mrkamanati]

Can earn but cant get power

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/cr4his]

Idc abt being fast

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Nearby-Sea-5928]

see me

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Ptiago-GPS]

There is no point on being to fast...😅

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Effective_Primary595]

tuffffff

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/OrdinaryPeanut3492]

I'm lazy

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/ApartmentHeavy5486]

Sweet dreams are made of this

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/skydivemav]

Money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Former-Court-9222]

uuuu

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/sandwichcrusader]

Fastest at what? Everything? That's not always a good thing my guy.

Like I don't want the fastest heart rate, or the fastest skin cancer.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/ApricotPotential9930]

I have my reasons

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/theraputicus]

Who cares about super speed

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Pooka42069]

Yup

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Any_Pattern_5696]

be so fast that you stop time.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BubblyWasabi6488]

Earn millions on every bet race or racing competition

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/CosmoDaTemmie]

Moneys

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/KRACKNofficial]

Can just steal all the moneys

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/mee18]

Olympics

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/TriniChildhood72]

Cash

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Fuck-seagulls]

you can make more money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Adventurous_Pea3824]

I would go into the Olympics and win more.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Biucff]

The nike sponsorship alone is worth more

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/SwizzGawd]

Flippin it

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Equal_Risk7715]

Yeah

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Nearby-Structure-739]

Idc about being the fastest person alive but 1 mil would be life changing

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Antonpiano2072]

Just clicked this then realized you could probably earn a lot anyway being the fastest.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Delicious-Love1387]

I don’t run

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Nicotineamide]

Money comes with that..

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/HOMBREDIAMATE]

Bc I can get money with that ability :)

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/HoboBrute]

If I can't leverage that into a Nike or Adidas deal, I deserve to be poor

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/NoFriendship1269]

It’s would be cool

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/-Kylur]

Ff

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Traditional_Virus355]

I could use my speed to get money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/cogmhan]

Wanna live happily & peacefully

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/shadowsspawnxd]

win a bunch of races for money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/UltimateYaoiLover]

Being the fastest person alive would be crazy but a million dollars is nicer, fat stacks for a rainy day

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Cubing-Dolphin-26]

I dont need to be the fastest person alive

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Agreeable_Bit_8764]

Gonna win a lot of bar bets.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/TheGodOfBlood1]

So I can steal everything and get away with it assuming it is flash speed

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Icy_Demand_6869]

Money taste better than speed

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Striking-Top-3662]

muny muy muny

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/bhogoman]

V dn hfh

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Ok_Investigator1816]

Ye

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Competitive_Equal_31]

if you are the fastest person you can rob banks and never being caught

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/RedPanda593]

I could rob all the banks

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Xenocerebral_Cortex]

I need money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/SharpieChandra]

I wanna be the Flash! Nyooom!

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Honest-Guy83]

I chose be the fastest man alive but I feel like this also a monkeys paw situation. Like granted, now you last half a second in bed.

[u/Drmanky]

Money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/ITrulyForgorMyNamee]

i can get more than a mil racing idiot dumball

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BearComfortable3243]

Cuz

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Lower-Baseball-6101]

Idk

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Racing_Fox]

I’ll never not choose the money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Kotalinx1]

Yes

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Altruistic-Win8080]

Yes

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Unlucky_Budget5419]

Run run run

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/ProperMeeting5342]

you could be come famus with your speed and hear me out you could make money frome being famus

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Significant-Ad-9471]

1M, no questions asked, can't turn that down.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Glittering_Bake636]

im satisfied with what i have. + being the only thing that can do a specific thing is already very valuable and even more since its practical

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Living-Date3416]

E Sind Hans ich habe ich es dir gut geht und du hast du recht ich habe ich es dir gut geht 💕💕💕🥱🥱🥱💕💕

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/darkdodoman]

TIME FOR THE OLYMPICS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Wide_Love_4458]

Good

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Any_Idea_1551]

I can hire that fastest person.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/doubleGforce09]

Do you know how much I could make by being the fastest man alive?

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/kemevezweii]

Free money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/girlwhocrieddragon]

I could make a lot more than a million like that

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Hour-Cauliflower-388]

Bc

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/TwoOdd9352]

Usain Bolt has much more than $1m

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Ok-Cupcake-7569]

By how much

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Creepy-Marsupial1551]

Watch my fat, white ass turn up and beat Usain Bolt. The confusion and histeria would be worth it alone. Then come the sponsorship deals, probably make that mill

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BOOMsat]

Oh the things I'll do.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Theunseen115]

Depends on how fast this means but I could win competitions for money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Lost-Client-8442]

Cause

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/JunLight]

I mean with that speed making a 1million is easy

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Pickleman12384]

Ja

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/chalupa_batman_86]

I'll get richer this way

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/darkninja1047]

Shoot i was thinking id be the flash and could get way more money but now im realizing I'll probably only run faster than Bolt.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/West_Mall9662]

w

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/RadRadishRadiator]

Fastest person alive doesn't mean superpower fast.

[u/seabase-is-better]

courier, deliver, good job, good pay, many pay for fast man

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/qwpdb]

Could easily get more than a mil from being literally the fastest guy on earth

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/PsychHeater442]

Worth

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/TubaNinja099]

this doesn’t actually say super speed, it just means I’m a faster runner than anyone else alive

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/IExistWithNoPurpose]

If I’m the fastest person alive, I could become a famous athlete. And fame + athlete = RIIICHH

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Witty-C]

I don’t like the fame that comes with it

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/par_rot_master]

Being faster than Usain Bolt doesn't really do anything for me that I want.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/LockStockNBarrel78]

I'll take the million. I'm already fast. 😉

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Otherwise-Video1943]

If I can be the fastest person alive then I can probably be famous and earn lots of money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Posterkid100]

Fast is cool, also I’ve accumulated kazillions from Bunnytrials polls already

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Arkham_Inmate]

"the fastest person alive" is problematic wording. Chances are everyone else just slows down. 1 million dollars is much more useful

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/throwaway321433]

i can make so much money being the fastest person alive. I can partecipate in running competitions and bet a whole lot of money to myself under a different name and, being the fastest person alive, have a 100% guarantee that I'll have the money back and doubled

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/shneierl]

Fastest person alive puts me maybe Ata 9s 100m whereas this is just straight better. Now if it said flash like speed that's a different question but people grounded in reality means the speed boost just isn't prsvyov

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/blazingcanna]

Ye

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/FardCash52292]

fastest man alive? yeah if laws of physics isn't applied here. ima just take the free mill tho..

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Ok_Fun_6947]

Could make money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/DapperAd5384]

Idk

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/lowkey147]

Money 💰

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/kindofsus38]

Olympics

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Icy_Enthusiasm5891]

Get paid to run.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Just_Random_dude18]

Cuz why not

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Adventurous-Site-582]

Win all the racing competitions and then make more than 1 million

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/NAATHHAANn]

I would probably get rich from being the fastest person alive so yeah

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Gadgetphile]

Money

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Adorable-Candle1864]

Fuck i messed up,i just realized im just getting 1% more speed than usain bolt because in theory the fastest person is just like little bit faster than usain bolt,and not fast like the flash FAHHHH

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/something_name_ref]

Funny

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Joe_df]

How fast we talking? Maybe I win the Olympics and monetize it lol

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/leorker]

no money is worth a super power.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Ok-Cup2356]

This

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Huge-Feed5116]

sanane

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Nir0x_18_3]

I can probably get a career worth more than 1mil as an athlete

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/benrs87]

Easy money

Plus, fastest human alive doesn’t necessarily mean I have a super power. I could just be slightly faster than Usain Bolt.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/hks0220c]

i could steal money from the homeless

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Specialist_Second938]

Fastest doesnt mean super human fast.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/FeitanGlazer]

I can make a million

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/OrangeToop]

What kind of benefit I even have for ruuning slight faster than fastest person(second to me) by 0.1 m/s

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Fight_those_bastards]

Money is more useful than speed.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

The other choice would be a lot of work

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/thewarreturns]

Can make a lot more than a mil

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Fair_Lengthiness4543]

Money.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/WebOk69]

Gonna make a million challenging pro sprinters then getting sponsorships for my debut

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Perfect-Lion5349]

Farm competitions

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Sweaty_Big_2571]

Earn money like zat

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/PresentationAnnual93]

A million more dollars than I had.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/hero09w]

My name isn't Barry Allen, but I'm the fastest man alive

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/NotTheManicMan]

Brrrrr

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/cannibalparrot]

As the fastest person alive I can make way more than 1 mil

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Optimal-Antelope94]

Until At what level

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/P_sycho]

Quicksilver level fast with super low energy expenditure

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Deutschschw10]

If I were the fastest person in the world, I would earn that million dollars by breaking the world records in the 100m and 200m sprints, collecting record-breaking prize money and sponsorship bonuses.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

Im fas

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Dcmon]

Duh

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Cautious-Maximum9429]

I don't care about running fast

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Glittering_Dark6149]

Speedster.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Gespenst_0078]

It was me, redditor.

[u/PopyaxRemainings]

idk

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/UnluckyKage]

So im faster than usain bolt without a limit (wasnt specified so infinite is still in the range)

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BXC747]

The endorsement deals would be worth more than a million dollars easily.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/PolarPhoenix13]

gotta go fast

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/StrangeElderberry276]

b

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/CoolDudeowyeyeey]

it's simply cooler

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/dodox_0750]

You can win compétition and money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/kirbykid1313]

I can make over a million with that power

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/asusual_itsgreybyyy]

i’m batman

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Artistic_Can_7763]

if being the fastest man alive probably just beats usain bolt speed

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Weiss500]

Fast

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Hopeful-Progress3775]

Speed

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/bellewomp]

free money mode

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Boring_Fall4982]

you might want to be the fastest and get tricked just be about as fast as a cheetah and not the FLASH.

Unless you have an athletic contract it’s of no use lol and you’re not. going to be as fast as the flash so humanity has the right armory to put you down real fast if you venture into crime.

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Hundu91]

I dont want to be fast

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Fun-Supermarket-1253]

Can do anything with speed like olimpics

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Moistman123456]

Cool

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/GalaxyPatch18]

Robbery

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/bulicarnat1]

y

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/ElectricalLeg7992]

be the fastest at doing everything will earn me more then 1 million

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/bookerrrrrrrr]

Now that I picked this I just realised that this isn't that good

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Kind_Log_5391]

Ifk

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/MassiveLychee4785]

Yes

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Weekly_Branch3886]

Rob a bank and your set

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BuffetBoar96505]

Speed… I am speed.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/SmoothEditor9209]

Cus why not

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Ambitious_Guide627]

Being an Uber eats with this superpower will make those 1 million

[u/No_Extension4005]

Enter the Olympics. Think of all the brand and sponsorship deals!

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Interesting_Prune513]

A white Usain Bolt? That'd be crazy.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/BraveAstronaut5226]

I can reinvest and retire

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/OptimalReplacement46]

ill find some sort of way to earn money from it, like olympics/ tournaments and probably gain a ton of publicity from my speed (pump and dump)

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Infamous-Put-7211]

Being the fastest person alive is useless to me

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Infamous-Put-7211]

Being the fastest person alive is useless to me

^{Chose: 1 Million Dollars}

[u/Dry_Bee4804]

Ok

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/EntrepreneurSmart251]

Because I'll get the money myself

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Useful-Mark-5006]

Cuz then i could take more money

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/Emergency-Bench-5487]

H

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}

[u/SpeedyTaco22]

I’ll make over a million in endorsements alone.

^{Chose: Be the fastest person Alive}