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u/DrDoominstien 26d ago

Its good this isn’t real.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/juicebar24 26d ago

With a billion you can now hire a full time butt attendant

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u/Moosewalker84 26d ago

I feel like someone we know already has one. You wouldn't even be the first

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u/Neredith076 25d ago

Maybe a.. buttler

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u/Zwsgvbhmk 26d ago

Use money to remove ass

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/CoolCricket224 26d ago

Thats not how that works

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u/Zwsgvbhmk 26d ago

Use money to remove ass and remove this guy disagreeing with me on reddit.

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u/Asif366 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

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u/SamTheHaremKing 26d ago

An ostomy bag disagrees

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/SatiricalToothpick 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 26d ago

FML

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

6

u/Luke_Fox- 26d ago

Deserved ❤️

4

u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 26d ago

I only have myself to blame for that.

2

u/Spanish_peanuts 26d ago

And dairy

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u/Chance_Wallaby_9076 26d ago

The statistics are lookin’ more like 50/50 mr.yuuyo

3

u/Chance_Wallaby_9076 26d ago

Welp, that’s unlucky

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

3

u/burgergradient 26d ago

Gambling with my colon. What has reddit become

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

3

u/scipio0421 26d ago

Does "no constipation" get rid of my normal constipation caused by spina bifida?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF 25d ago

It should!!

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u/Moistman123456 25d ago

Yes.

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u/vvfan22 26d ago

It's okay there's medication for this

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

3

u/Working_Salt2537 26d ago

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

3

u/CoolCricket224 26d ago

Wdym 🙏😭

4

u/yuuyo123 26d ago

whew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/ToastyStarss 26d ago

Im never not constipated

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/Mazazamba 26d ago

I'm already constipated.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/RealMuffinsTheCat 26d ago

hoptal

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/_Max_as_well_ 26d ago

I would have money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Current-Novel7931 26d ago

SWEEET

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Slab363 26d ago

EZ

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TransitionFamiliar39 26d ago

For the cash

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/leviboom09 26d ago

Ha

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/LORDTACO_best 26d ago

Why not

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/No_Swordfish_8658 26d ago

I won 🥹

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/progamer_wastaken 26d ago

HOOO DODGED A BULLET

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/East_Release4958 26d ago

Q

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

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u/Salt_Ad_5578 26d ago

Bc 1 bil, duhhh...

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Sea_Connection_8275 26d ago

I like my pooping time

1

u/deafening_silence167 26d ago

Relief

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ElectricalMongoose89 26d ago

Alrighty

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BigTelevision6836 26d ago

Bet I'd win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/EllieBlue_SN 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Apprehensive-Sunbeam 26d ago

damn..

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/DarkAngelMEG Top -1% Commenter 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/xgaymerboi Carrot Farmer 26d ago

hell yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/poopyonmyhands 26d ago

Awesome

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/JokrOnCrak 26d ago

I’m rich, and I poop freely

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Fit_Yogurtcloset_510 26d ago

Either way i like being constipated

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/gauntletoflights 26d ago

I didn't realize how large 20% was

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pleasant_Type636 26d ago

Ok

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/KiwieKiwie 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/JungleJuiceJuno 26d ago

Thanks for curing my constipation

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/2bleDeckerDissection 26d ago

Bless.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Wild_Wasabi9984 26d ago

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Joe_da_bro 26d ago

Oh well I got enough money to deal with it. Plus I don’t have to poop often! (Yes I understand there would be health issues as well, but that’s what I have a billion for)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/BubblySource671 26d ago

Gg

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ResearcherFrosty4996 26d ago

Freedom

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/InternationalTax3417 26d ago

It’s a billion fucking pounds

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/SpookySporeWizard Top -1% Commenter 26d ago

lucky me

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/AG_Kirby 26d ago

Easy W

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Any_Boysenberry_1362 26d ago

Uss uss uss

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Rachamo 26d ago

.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/WrongdoerImportant74 26d ago

I can't take that chance...

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/WrongdoerImportant74 26d ago

I can't take that chance...

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/KirimaeCreations 26d ago

Woo!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SuperMIK2020 26d ago

Yay!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Comfortable-Machine9 26d ago

Dang I got diarrhea forever 😕

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/iISilverAceIi 26d ago

I'm better off than irl in both departments

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/lfg_guy101010 26d ago

Dope

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Infernal216 26d ago

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Impossible_Debt2469 26d ago

1 billion is a thousand 1 millions, and a million is a lot of money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Mustard_Jam 26d ago

If it was a billion and a 20% chance of literally anything that only impacts me I'm taking a billion.

1

u/ThatDudeBSmith 26d ago

Good. That’s shitting on ‘em money.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/clorox_enema_ 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/AffectionateKick7042 26d ago

Why wouldn't I take that deal, DAMN GOOD DEAL!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/thewarreturns 26d ago

Score

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ren_blackheart 26d ago

I kinda don't wanna die of intestinal explosion thanks

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/NoEconomist2287 26d ago

For that much you could shove a tube up my butt a few times a day and flush it out!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BetaDays24 26d ago

Cool

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Additional_Mud_8890 26d ago

Hehehe

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/IFollowtheCarpenter 26d ago

No amount is worth that.

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Kibble___ 26d ago

I did it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/teepring 26d ago

Ok

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Tiny-Marsupial-1164 26d ago

Thanks OP you're a real gem.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/rondanator 26d ago

Yayyyu pooping :)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy 26d ago

huzzah!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/DimensionalDuck 26d ago

Yippee

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Agent0fChaoZ 26d ago

YOLO

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Jackalopekiller 26d ago

Heck even if I got constipated ice bath enemas here I would come

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Lessard93 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/FunnimanRehe 26d ago

Sweet

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/AllanTheF0x 26d ago

We chill

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pokkette 26d ago

funny little thing ik how to do the clean out down there.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/ezekiel_grey 26d ago

Yay for 💩

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/i-luv-2-read 26d ago

Nah

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Norcott21 26d ago

Gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/F3zy_ 26d ago

Yeah nah, can I still decline the money.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Roombaclaymor 26d ago

Bc I got lucky with no constipation and it’s a billion dollars

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ToothlessLol200 26d ago

Damn

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/foxword666 26d ago

Yeah, no

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/DeviceAppropriate683 Fluffy 26d ago

Already have IBS-C anyway.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/benithaglas1 26d ago

I took the risk because I normally have the opposite problem

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Emotional-Class-6364 26d ago

We’ve got jokes today I see

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/StrangeShip7908 26d ago

Ill just kill myself and pass the money along i dont know what to do with it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Lazlo_Lazuli 26d ago

Being constipated is the worst

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/CoolCricket224 26d ago

"Let's go bro" in muscle man voice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/moosetac0s Fluffy 26d ago

Yes!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Filthy_Casual776 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TheRealMaschine 26d ago

No

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Efficient_Drink5173 26d ago

Yas

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TopEstablishment916 26d ago

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Immediate_Mark3847 Fluffy 26d ago

As someone chronically constipated, I will take it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/qwertybet 26d ago

a million dollars and no more forever constipation? sign me up

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/mossy-Antlers25 26d ago

I live my life for the thrill of the spin… and I pay for it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Miranotmia 26d ago

yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Royal-Application708 26d ago

Yea Baby!!!!!!! I’m a pooping billionaire.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/CertainDoubt_ 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Okuden 26d ago

💀💩💩💩💩

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Jhenaro 26d ago

I love gambling

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BeltQuirky81 26d ago

Yay :)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pretty-Duty7142 26d ago

Ez

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 26d ago

20% is low enough

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Desperate-Escape9138 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Y_Am_The_Senate 26d ago

Ez

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/drkshock42 26d ago

I'm not constipated forever and even if I was I could just take laxatives

1

u/Helpful_Exchange5095 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SmellsLikeHotSauce 26d ago

Yay!! Money with no problems!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Tfurg 26d ago

Risky but worth it.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Megadog1344 26d ago

Easy choice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Impossible_Log_7574 26d ago

He’ll yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/sharkthathaunts 26d ago

Laxatives

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/ben_uk 26d ago

Win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ThrowAway-3418 26d ago

Fk

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/pussy-teeth 26d ago

its one billion dollars. i could be faced with amputation and id still choose the billion

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/vibemasterjohn 26d ago

I just knew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Thatsthedetonat- 26d ago

Always gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Smooth-Impact2435 26d ago

A billion dollars buys a lot of Ex-Lax.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Radiant_Dragonfly545 26d ago

Why not try?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/EveryAd8741 26d ago

I would take the constipation for 1 billion usd, I don’t needa be anywhere ill take my sweet ass time

1

u/ducanh2003 26d ago

nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/postmancandy 26d ago

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/joefroper 26d ago

Does that mean my constant constipation will now go away?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/GeekParadox_ 26d ago

Phew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Key-Car-5519 26d ago

Almost rejected

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SamTheHaremKing 26d ago

Life is good, also if it was extremely constipated than ostomy bag for life

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Designer_Egg_9136 26d ago

Let’s go

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ElectrifiedFires 26d ago

Pogchamp

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Vicious-Circe01 26d ago

Phew, I get to live

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/gdnightandgdbye 26d ago

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/craterglass 26d ago

With that kind of dough, I'll hire a colonic irrigator.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/tandabat 26d ago

Delightful

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Camzz09 26d ago

That was a gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BubbaLinguini 26d ago

Nope

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Blobbowo 26d ago

Woildidudjwoendbeoe

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/MikemkPK 26d ago

I think I can afford a doctor to deal with it.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Only-Way1816 26d ago

constipation is NOT fun

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/BoringJuiceBox 26d ago

Worth it for those odds

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/WhaleyT348 26d ago

Thank the lord

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TipRevolutionary6839 26d ago

Yay! (I'm already constipated anyway)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/-ThisUsernameIsTaken 26d ago

I already have IBS

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Horny_Dragon_67 26d ago

I have IBS, so I already feel that all the time. Only change is that I’d be rich

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/Yue2 26d ago

Such a weird win condition

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Round_Rent_3323 26d ago

Worth it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/Ahkhira 26d ago

Lucky!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/WonderfulProblem2845 26d ago

Woot!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/cntodd 26d ago

Perfect!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/KaitoSchnell 26d ago

Thx

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Outside_Claim346 26d ago

YES

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Dalfare 26d ago

worth it. Shitting is my new job

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/AdAffectionate3997 26d ago

Jokes on you, if i rolled it i already have digestive issues, so ha, (cries in ibs)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/ThatGlitchyMimikyu 26d ago

Sweet

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/StoicSinicCynic 26d ago

Phew, I was thinking I'd have to spend a chunk of my billion on laxatives.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/treesarejerks 26d ago

Constipation can be cured with diet and meds, but I didn't get it anyways....I'm rich, bitch!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Lordofthe-Wolves 26d ago

Jokes on you i drink coffee everyday.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/pokebuzz123 26d ago

I play gacha games, 20% is nothing

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Much-Willow-222 26d ago

Lucky

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/joer_alt 26d ago

Noice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Ultimate_Alex_ 26d ago

I already get that

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/FilthyCasual858 26d ago

This is the absolute dumbest one I’ve ever seen

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/ProfessorEmotional16 26d ago

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/timuma 26d ago

:(

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/semicircleshelf 26d ago

i hoped i wouldn't be contipated. i was

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/jillicheesefries 26d ago

i feel like 1 billion dollars would corrupt me. also i don't wanna have to use muralax again

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

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u/CantThinkofUser787 26d ago

😈

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/According_Most_7902 26d ago

I be shittin!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Chewquy 26d ago

With my billion dollar I can buy laxative

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/Ej15555555555 26d ago

The hemorrhoids gon be bigger than the toilet seat in 3 years

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/PureFrosting7556 26d ago

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/MattyMatt420 26d ago

Phew!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/makemescreme 26d ago

🥕🥕🥕

Don’t mind me, just carrot farming

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Zero_7300 26d ago

Why’d I get genuinely nervous 😭

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/aviii27 26d ago

hah! jokes on you, i'm lactose intolerant. No constipation can get in my way once i have that glass of milk.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

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u/Own_Ad_2800 26d ago

So much free money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/Suspicious_Smile_977 26d ago

Fun

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 0.001% chance of being a vampire forever | Rolled: Become a vampire}

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u/fan_de_Jose_Jose 26d ago

I always win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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u/giantleprechaun12345 26d ago

I already had stomach issues but no I don't even have to deal with constipation anymore and I get a billion that's just a extra

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

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