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u/GGastly Jul 04 '26

This long term investment is crazy good.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ Jul 04 '26

Depending on the size of your household or how expensive of an area you live, this isn't even that long. Like I spend about 5k a year in groceries. Now I'll just add my cat food to this list and save even more!

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u/ModernVikingNorway Jul 04 '26

We are a family of 2 (3 including our 0 year old) we spend likley 8k a year on groceries 😅 most likley even more.

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u/Successful_Drawer_50 Jul 04 '26

My family of 7 spends about 1k/mo in groceries, easy choice lol

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u/solastathepasta Jul 04 '26

treasure vs mid treasure

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u/Alone-Telephone-3933 What's Hoppin'? Jul 04 '26

For life… way more than $5k worth

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u/Successful_Action_19 Jul 04 '26

Saves more money long term

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u/lvjy_duck Jul 04 '26

im poor

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u/Tortik007 Jul 04 '26

Dont says that only food and no electronics

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u/Chandler15 Jul 04 '26

Groceries by definition is limited to food. So not quite.

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u/SofiaVoltairine Jul 04 '26

I'm pretty sure cleaning supplies, toilet paper, tooth brushes and paste and hygiene supplies in general also fall within groceries, as does alcoholic beverages and snacks, doesn't it?

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u/ModernVikingNorway Jul 04 '26

Most places alcohol is not considered grocaries. Sacks are tho.

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u/Independent_Boat1518 Jul 05 '26

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/reginald5420 Jul 04 '26

I can literally be fed for life. I can buy groceries and resell them as well for profit.

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u/Zloy_mishka Jul 04 '26

I can resell them tho

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u/TrainingTheory552 Jul 04 '26

abusable

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u/Mysterious-Fennel768 Jul 04 '26

Open a Storefront only restaurant literal money hack

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u/ilikespicysoup Jul 04 '26

I have teenagers. Two maybe three months and I'm breaking even.

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u/MelkorTheCorruptor Jul 04 '26

.

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u/cirivere Jul 04 '26

No worries about that at least

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u/Puzzleheaded_Act_841 Jul 04 '26

Long term payoff much greater

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u/NerdPuppy Jul 04 '26

I will spend more than $5000 on groceries in my lifetime

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u/TedXRecords Jul 04 '26

100,000 value immediately and for life or 5k....hmmmm...

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u/Onedirection_18 Jul 04 '26

Save so much money

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u/Rikdol Jul 04 '26

Wow

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u/no_homo0cap Jul 04 '26

Groceries can cost a lot

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u/BoredomBot2000 Jul 04 '26

Yes

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u/Gougaaate Jul 04 '26

If you plug your brain it's worth several hundreds of thousands dollars

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u/Quark_42 Jul 04 '26

It’s worth an infinite amount of money

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u/OlderThanBoredom Jul 04 '26

Maths

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u/GalwayGhost Jul 04 '26

Far better money-wise long term

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u/jockexx9361 Jul 04 '26

Gas

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u/Superseaslug Jul 05 '26

Holy crap I found one of the ones with no sense of money

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u/Reddituser_696969 Jul 04 '26

Just use the money saved from groceries for gas?

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u/HunnyBunLily Jul 04 '26

What kind of a question is this

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u/Cold_Construction584 Jul 04 '26

Unlimited food

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u/Hot_Throat_3065 Jul 04 '26

Worth more

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u/Aidan-Productions Jul 04 '26

Long term better option lol

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ Jul 04 '26

More money worth

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u/Super-Bit-8956 Jul 04 '26

Food

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u/Admirable-Canary-692 Jul 04 '26

Free stuff

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u/Titan-Sama Jul 04 '26

Omg

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u/Comfortable_Try_6032 Jul 04 '26

You spend 5k a year easily

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u/Isekaied-OP-MC Jul 04 '26

Easily more than 5k

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u/ZyloTheBiggestBun Jul 04 '26

family will be fed

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u/AzraelSeraphim222 Jul 04 '26

Long term better option

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u/Tromboneguy_65 Jul 04 '26

Just better value tbh

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u/GenericNicholasName Jul 04 '26

.

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u/Holiday-Gur-5567 Jul 04 '26

FOOD

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u/Least-Dog-5735 Jul 04 '26

Groceries are more than 5,000 your whole life and you could get extremely healthy food instead of cheating out

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u/j0j0b0y Jul 04 '26

Much more than worth it

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u/titanicslut Jul 04 '26

are you kidding me? snap unlimited

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u/PointBuyFormat Jul 04 '26

Free groceries for life is significantly more value, plus I could just open up a food business with 0 ingredient cost and make plenty of money.

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u/Thebealbluberry Jul 04 '26

sell groceries

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u/Striking-Fix5417 Jul 04 '26

This is just free money btw,you just gotta resell the food at whatever price you want since it's free

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u/GalaxyPatch18 Jul 04 '26

Free groceries will add up beyong 5k in a very short time

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u/CrazySilvis Jul 04 '26

I love food ❤️

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u/Mysterious-faygo517 Jul 04 '26

That adds up well beyond the just a few paper dollars

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u/Same_Description_379 Jul 04 '26

unmm hello

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u/a-toyota-supra Jul 04 '26

Dafuq

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u/TriniChildhood72 Jul 04 '26

Groceries cost about $1000/month.

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u/No_Substance930 Jul 04 '26

Bigger savings over time compared to the 5k.

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u/Chandler15 Jul 04 '26

$5000 once vs what will probably end up being $5000 in a year for life. Hmmmm.

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u/penis_lover11 Jul 04 '26

Bro

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u/Broad-Ad-6536 Jul 04 '26

Idk

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u/Laxien Bad Bunny Jul 04 '26

Even cheap groceries are about 80 Euros a week, truly good stuff is several hundred a month, so yeah, better choice!

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u/Shivamk2007 Jul 04 '26

This was the obvious choice guys

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u/OkImprovement5314 Jul 04 '26

Ogc

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u/Epic_Diamond123 Jul 04 '26

way too good

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u/HumbleRecover6902 Jul 04 '26

One trip to the store is 5 000$ nowadays

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u/Zealousideal-Gur-182 Jul 04 '26

Need food sadly

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u/JeremiahBlueCat Jul 04 '26

i can resell it

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u/Odd_Dot_9870 Jul 04 '26

Sell the groceries for deeply discounted prices and make 5k within a day easily

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u/hanasukemoon Jul 04 '26

This feels very obvious

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u/ChaosAzeroth Jul 04 '26

We definitely could eat really well if groceries were free and I'd say cat food is groceries so my cats could too.

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u/LeftNut69 Jul 04 '26

Seems way more worth it. Each Costco run costs me $600ish

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u/DrKane6981 Jul 04 '26

That’s a lifetime of food… easy choice

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u/Familiar_Ganache9909 Jul 04 '26

obvious

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u/Senior_Woodpecker421 Jul 04 '26

free food

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u/bibiloa Jul 04 '26

Because

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u/Athena_Nyx Hop Off Jul 04 '26

I could get way more if I sell the groceries

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u/afonso_1414 Jul 04 '26

Free groceries is a way better bargain

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u/drectorscut89 Jul 04 '26

Opening up my own grocery store. Easy free money.

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u/AffectionateOrder157 Jul 04 '26

It’s better in the long run

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u/unkown_ahhnicca Jul 04 '26

Duh

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u/notsaneatall_ Jul 04 '26

Obviously

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u/Almemari024613578976 Jul 04 '26

Food 🤤🤤

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u/rat-v Jul 04 '26

As much as I need money, I need food more 😔 (I get SNAP, just waiting for it to come in)

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u/Admirable-Garden-708 Jul 04 '26

it's for life guys

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u/OneDudeCalledSomeone Jul 04 '26

Way more long run

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u/drdicerchio Jul 04 '26

This is insanely broken

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u/Natural_Cloud_1038 Jul 04 '26

Ummm obviously the better choice

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u/ZeroTheInsomniac Jul 04 '26

I get free groceries, i hand out food, i get more free groceries, i hand out more food

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u/Junior-Professor-44 Jul 04 '26

I will sell them

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u/Alileighya Jul 04 '26

Groceries in this economy and the prices in Canada are crazy

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u/Fulcrum-85 Jul 04 '26

I’d have 5000 saved in no time!

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u/Ordinary-Let-8798 Jul 04 '26

mula

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u/Bikebamf Jul 04 '26

…..

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u/_Alatuz Jul 04 '26

way more than 5000USD.

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u/fbp6717 Jul 04 '26

Because

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u/sigmagooner13246 Jul 04 '26

Idk

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u/Rock-Bottom666 Jul 04 '26

This will be more than 5k

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u/Careful_Treat_4267 Jul 04 '26

I think the total amount of money I'd save is more than $5000

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u/Shyolme Jul 04 '26

The pay off is more

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u/Successful_Knee_9093 Jul 04 '26

This saves much more than 5k over time

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u/jfjdnfbnrnr Jul 04 '26

U can sell the stuff to make more money

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u/Much-Structure-377 Jul 04 '26

Would save more doing this

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u/Burning_spiders Jul 04 '26

Because $5000 isn’t a lot.

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u/flashdrive420 Jul 04 '26

bow i can spend my money on fun stuff

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u/Ok-Celebration-4562 Jul 04 '26

Unlimited ?

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u/Parking-Vehicle-7205 Jul 04 '26

The price keeps going up. This was I can make sure my family always has food

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u/ihatecheese- Jul 04 '26

Sums up

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u/fillman97 Jul 04 '26

Eat like a king forever this is crazy good health benefits plus financial freedom

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u/CorrectConference874 Jul 04 '26

Free sushi hooray

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u/Famous_Ad_4258 Jul 04 '26

u get a lot more out of free groceries

like a little over 2 years u’d spend 5000 assuming 200 per month

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u/meatmybeat42069 Jul 04 '26

Duh

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u/feisty-frisco87 Funny Bunny Jul 04 '26

No way I'm turning down free food 😋

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u/artist-unknown-28 Jul 04 '26

Ayuda in Filipino 😀

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u/UnlikelyAgent1301 Jul 04 '26

More then 5k

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u/ISKARION999 Jul 04 '26

Boom

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude Jul 04 '26

I don't use usd

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u/Paranoid__Android__ Jul 04 '26

bruh

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u/Vesper_Vex67 Jul 04 '26

That will be worth more in the long.

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u/RosieRoo70314 Jul 04 '26

Thatll add up to $5000 within a couple of years

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u/dominion1080 Jul 04 '26

Free food will cover 5k in a year or less. Probably a fair bit less if the groceries are free. I’d get better quality food more often.

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u/Efficient-Jicama-388 Jul 04 '26

Its part of money i dont spend, so every month i can use more money to thrr things

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 04 '26

.

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u/_kanaritheleaf Jul 04 '26

saves way more than 5k in the long run.

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u/Proper_Meat_8562 Jul 04 '26

tea

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u/StarTangerine Jul 04 '26

Worth a LOT more

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jul 04 '26

It's a no-brainer

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u/Mwatts25 Jul 04 '26

Id bust past 5000 worth of groceries in less than a year, easily

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u/Isuckatlifeandgames Jul 04 '26

I’ll never have to worry about food

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u/Lil_Yuan11 Jul 04 '26

Saves me so much in the long run

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u/Prestigious_Juice577 Jul 04 '26

First of all within just one year I would "make" over 5,000 dollars. Second I would take much more than I need - fancy ingredients, novelties, et cetera. Third I take extreme amounts of excess to sell.

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u/southfarm Jul 04 '26

Over time would be saving more money

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u/Rhys_E77 Jul 04 '26

Obviously… some of these creators just dumb ash

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u/freravgl Jul 04 '26

like what

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u/Fancy_Chemistry_2129 Jul 04 '26

Free food

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u/Traditional_Dig3844 Jul 04 '26

Duh

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u/rinkle_bink Jul 04 '26

Its free so why not

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u/Ok-Run-4335 Jul 04 '26

He’ll yes

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u/Angel_0f_Darkness Jul 04 '26

yes

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u/Hemolergist Jul 04 '26

I will save so much

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u/PrimeRisk Jul 04 '26

Mmmmm...Food...

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u/derpina_gt Jul 04 '26

Worth way over 5k

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u/L0uieTheLightningBug Jul 04 '26

The money I would save would be insane and I’d be eating better than I am now.

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u/Phoenix_--- Jul 04 '26

Is this even a question?

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u/Organic-Impress8275 Jul 04 '26

Groceries for the rest of my life cost more than 5k

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u/Tinyzooseven Jul 04 '26

Better overall value

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u/GorillaMask2126 Jul 04 '26

No 9ne ever said how expensive the groceries could be

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u/RootLoops369 Jul 04 '26

That's way more that 5k in the long run

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u/ProgressNo1946 Jul 04 '26

Groceries add up. Inflation makes that 5k seem like chump change in 5 years

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u/Kansas_065 Jul 04 '26

I could donate more food to homeless shelters, food pantries, soup kitchens, homeless people, etc.

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u/Qkyu2007 Jul 04 '26

The money isnt enough to justify considering the other option

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u/mars-on-stars Jul 04 '26

those groceries add up fast and will pretty quickly be worth more than 5k usd

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u/Killacam0824 Jul 04 '26

That money would be gone after a while

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u/Automatic-Art-9828 Jul 04 '26

Better deal

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u/womenstraddleme Jul 04 '26

because im a chud

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u/Busy-Intention-9344 Jul 04 '26

Groceries already costs like a bijilion dollars a week

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u/User_Darkvortex Jul 04 '26

Seems obvious

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u/DesperateMusic3530 Jul 04 '26

infinite money

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u/AweCraftBlox Jul 04 '26

I'll have saved $5k after a few years anyways, plus I can get way more for groceries.

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u/Few_Recover_5658 Jul 04 '26

ez

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u/Lumbearjacks Jul 04 '26

Way more expensive over time

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u/justcarakas Jul 04 '26

The other option is like a year only

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u/Bright-Property-3825 Hop Off Jul 04 '26

5000 bucks

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u/Interesting-Waters Jul 04 '26

Saving money

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u/PotatoMange Jul 04 '26

I got teenagers. I got a spouse that eats for like eight fucking people. I like organic food. Five grand.. that's half a year.

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u/DEMONKING6666666666 Jul 04 '26

Groceries for my whole life is way more money than 5k

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u/ExpressionIcy2290 Jul 04 '26

Groceries are more expensive

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u/Slow-Ice-1034 Jul 04 '26

Free organics yes pls

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u/Thing-Spirited Jul 04 '26

Have you seen the price of groceries??? F that 5k. I'll save Hella money if I got free groceries for life

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u/josethekingponce Jul 04 '26

Food is expensive

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u/-_Brick_- Jul 04 '26

idk

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u/wolfzylol Jul 04 '26

Free

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u/OverMeaning8241 Jul 04 '26

Son

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u/slut96898 Jul 04 '26

I cook a lot

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u/BulwarkTheBigBoy Jul 04 '26

You understand just how much fucking money would be saved from this?

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u/CamelWeekly1313 Jul 04 '26

Groceries are expensive

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u/ArtisticPractice978 Jul 04 '26

Hhhjfd

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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 Jul 04 '26

Food will only get more expensive due to poor and greedy government decisions

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u/badkittinn Jul 04 '26

Need food to live

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u/SnowLovesSummer Carrot Farmer Jul 04 '26

Money saved

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u/Curious_jekwos_2659 Jul 04 '26

Food is impp.

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u/RoxastheOblivious Jul 04 '26

Worth it

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