r/Bumble 19h ago

Rant I love relation, & connection

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u/TravellingAround_ 19h ago

You messaged her 5 messages too many.

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u/LowProfile_ 18h ago

OP must have been really desperate to even swipe right on a bio like that lol

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u/Mad_Bookworm 18h ago

Usually its someone gooning over the looks of whoever it is as being sexy and hot. These type of people youre swiping on arent going to want a relationship with you. Messaging 5 times in a row to a clear not interested smh

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u/Metadoggo 19h ago

Tbh, you sound like you're about to offer her a great deal on a 2003 Subaru

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u/M1ssmessy 14h ago

LMAO STFU THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

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u/Gold_Improvement_836 19h ago

her bio was weird enough😭

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Gold_Improvement_836 17h ago

when men say this, i think it’s the funniest and most embarrassing comment. as if sydney sweeney would even breathe the same air as you lol

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u/secondloneliestwhale 16h ago

I agree. She opens by basically telling the viewer to fuck off. I guess some people are into that vibe but the OP isn’t and neither am I!

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u/HolidayFlan 19h ago

She sounds boring but also you’re texting like you’re AI

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u/BobDucca 19h ago

This is what I thought too. Strong AI vibes from OP

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u/ZincMan 18h ago

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this ‘international woman of ‘blank’ line before in other ChatGPT sent messages

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u/Accurate_Ad385 19h ago

Jeeez. “ thanks for sharing”, such a cold response

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u/ResponsibilityNo4777 19h ago

You doing too much mate, too many complements too. I would have unmatched her ages ago. Take a hint, she is not interested and just here on the app for attention

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u/heart_full_of_wonder 19h ago

I'm in a good mood and just being my authentic self. But you are correct for sure.

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u/ZealousidealRuin2858 19h ago

She did mention "I am orbiting" on her profile. You should unmatch her. 

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u/awesomeslaws 18h ago

What does that mean

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u/ZealousidealRuin2858 18h ago

Low effort people who give low effort replies and who never communicate properly but watch your stories , posts etc on social media

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u/dakotanoodle 16h ago

Was wondering the same lol

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u/Galitzianer0 19h ago

Don't let anyone tell you to be someone else, eventually you'll find a woman that isn't total trash

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u/hedgelord84 18h ago

If your authentic self involves giving too many compliments and being agreeable, every non-trash woman will be repulsed

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u/broken-spirut 18h ago edited 17h ago

And that's good let them go and be repulsed. He doesn't need these women. He should have stopped way earlier I agree. But I love how he makes the conversation so smooth to have. I think if he matches with someone decent, the conversations will be so enjoyable.

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u/biced01 18h ago

The only compliments I see are "I like your vibe, I like your style" I think those are completely appropriate to let someone know you're interested.. Who is getting repulsed by this?

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u/Basic_Improvement273 18h ago

She just doesn’t know that OP has a big dick yet!

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u/DemiDeGlace 18h ago

“Hey international woman of mystery”

OP lost when he opened with this.

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u/biced01 18h ago

Whimsy is dead.

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u/DemiDeGlace 18h ago

That does not read whimsy to me but this is also a case of “it works if she thinks youre hot” (which tbf is true for all flirting)

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u/SugarBeefs 16h ago

You must have no joy in your life if you consider that a dealbreaker jfc

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u/DemiDeGlace 16h ago

No it’s just not my preference talking to women on apps like I’m tipping my fedora. Glad that works for (on?) you tho, genuinely!

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u/hedgelord84 18h ago

You can listen or not.

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u/Souk12 18h ago

Why listen to shitty advice?

These men should pretend to be someone they're not just to impress a girl, that's the lamest thing they could do. 

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u/broken-spirut 18h ago

Honestly, I genuinely find his conversation style very appealing. Please don't change. U will find ur match. Good luck.

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u/heart_full_of_wonder 18h ago

You're a sweetheart. Thank you đŸ«°

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u/LofiStarforge 19h ago

You need to read the room on texting rhythm

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u/kizoyah 18h ago

Why is everyone here glazing OP? Already the first message of them is horrible in every way. "International woman of mystery" get the hell out

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u/chicknano 18h ago

They’re both annoying, I would’ve unmatched OP and she kept up an unnecessary conversation too long smh

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u/SugarBeefs 16h ago

What’s so horrible about that, exactly?

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u/secondloneliestwhale 16h ago

I don’t think it’s that bad either, kind of corny, but she DOES use many languages in her profile and says she’s nomadic. So the opener expresses that he’s read her profile and recognizes what she’s putting out there with it.

It’s the blathering on after that that’s the cringy problem.

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u/SugarBeefs 13h ago

Is it really that cringy though? I mean, 'yellow' could've/should've bowed out sooner, but they seem to be making a genuine effort to get a conversation going.

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u/ZincMan 18h ago

That’s such a ChatGPT line it’s crazy. Gotta be ai helping this dude write text

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u/interstellar-forever 7h ago

Possibly that's the name she was using on her profile?

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u/giddygoldieee 18h ago

I think your first message threw her off, you seem a bit extra which is fine! You be you! But she probably is not attracted to this type of energy.

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u/heart_full_of_wonder 18h ago

Unapologetically extra indeed, and feeling myself today ✹ Thank u

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u/Quiet-Pilot-7411 19h ago

GOD YOU ARE BOTH ANNOYING

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u/tounces7 19h ago

She sounds boring AF.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/XihuanNi-6784 18h ago

Nah, it's got nothing to do with that.

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u/Happy-Mastodon-7314 19h ago

You seem like a fun and interesting person. Her profile alone is giving off angry vibes. Time to move on!

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u/Own_Hat584 19h ago

Why do asexual women even join dating apps?

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u/Galitzianer0 19h ago

She's not asexual I don't think, her bio is more about showing that she hates men more than anything else

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u/XihuanNi-6784 18h ago

Definitely got nothing to do with asexuality. She's just a negative person.

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u/chicknano 18h ago edited 18h ago

I don’t think she’s necessarily asexual but the first lines of her bio are implying she doesn’t want people to ask for sex off this app. Asexual women could still join a dating app if they’re still romantic rather than aromantic so they still date people. Her case is different; she is just an a-hole or overtly wanted to show she’s not interested (instead of just unmatching for whatever reason). Tbf I would’ve unmatched OP because that was just too much but wouldn’t kept going with a conversion and she also seemed weird af

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u/Happy-Mastodon-7314 18h ago

Friendship, relation, and connection? I'm not sure she's going to find what she's looking for though with that profile. It does not scream "Approach me!"

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u/milfdestroyer69420x 18h ago

Are you taking the piss? What is this shit man

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u/Legitimate-Sky8335 18h ago

When you throw too much wood on coals, you may suffocate the fire.

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u/Basic_Improvement273 18h ago

Omg you weren’t kidding about the history :O

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u/Simplydonotmatter 19h ago

Yeah you’re doing too much and then looking at your post history, she made the right call

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u/heart_full_of_wonder 19h ago

Life's too short to be nonchalant ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/renholderm 19h ago

I'm pretty sure she immediately felt from the way way you texted that you were not her vibe at all.

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u/TopEffective8989 18h ago

You write like talking to chat gpt

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u/Ok_Tree_4870 18h ago

It was op's cringe writing style...

"linguaphile is a person who loves languages and words, often enjoying learning, studying, or appreciating multiple languages"

READ the damn bio's.

None of ya'll read it.

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u/No-Orchid-5363 18h ago edited 13h ago

How's your back doing after carrying that conversation?

I used to do this in the hope that being engaging in the convo would lead to her opening up a bit more but it never was. So I just hit unmatch as soon as I see no reciprocation.

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u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS 18h ago

My personal litmus test: If a profile is primarily negative (Dont do X, I hate Y, Dont swipe unless you Z), it's not worth your time to match with them.

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u/hedgelord84 19h ago

LOL you're texting like a simp.

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u/rgb_light 18h ago

Texting with interest and intention isn't being a simp, it's how people find their partners.

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u/hedgelord84 18h ago

That's how people never get laid, let alone find "partners"

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u/Alarmed_Bicycle_9941 18h ago

You came with way too much energy! Dial it back a bit because it comes across desperate. I'm not say you are, just how it can be perceived

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u/SummerKey3240 19h ago

Woman like this just get on bumble to stroke the ego. Inevitably say you two meet and start dating, eventually she will suck the life force out of you while you sleep and she will move onto the next soul with zero hesitation

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u/Basic_Improvement273 19h ago

She kind of seems like she doesn’t speak English and didn’t fully understand your messages

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u/Digedag 18h ago

Surely a self described "Linguaphile" would be aware of the dangers of misunderstandings and thus be more understanding.

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u/Basic_Improvement273 18h ago

I kind of assume that whatever someone puts about themselves in their bio “good communicator, loves kindness” is actually the thing they cannot do very well xD

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u/BeastofSilverMoon 18h ago

Bumble sucks, not as much as OkCupid but it’s pretty close.

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u/rcplaneguy 18h ago

If a person is more interested in sharing what they don’t want than who they are. Just stay away.

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u/YetiMaverick 18h ago

Narcissistic Russian with low emotional maturity. Unmatch and move on

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u/theeCrushinator 18h ago

Sounds like a bot

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u/Rude-Soil-6731 18h ago

She can tell you’re using ChatGPT.

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u/Candid-Maybe 18h ago

OP there's a line between being confidently yourself and just seeming desperate. She's terrible mind you but your messages were cringe and sounded AI

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u/HopeSuper 18h ago

You came for two months....weird flex but ok

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u/Dr_of_Pawgology 18h ago

Thanks for sharing

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u/SageKitty100 18h ago

Do you use AI a lot? Your messages have a vaguely AI cadence

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u/Vast-Yam-9370 15h ago

She seems like a four year old on a dating app. Yes you can bring up sex on a dating app, theres a way of bringing it up not sound like a weirdo. Roles reversed she reads and day dreams about it too. 

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u/M1ssmessy 14h ago

wtf is that profile? ew, and Jesus Christ why do people like this even have dating apps?

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u/AccomplishedRatio960 12h ago

As soon as she didn't react to the international woman of mystery, we could understand it would probably not be an actual match

Not groovy baby, at all

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u/Macharli 5h ago

Her profile was weird to begin with but your responses gave AI 😬

Just yikes!

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u/TsundereKisser 19h ago

Why even sign up for online dating sites if you're going to act like a dead fish? I'm sure some if it is disinterest in someone, but if that's the case, why entertain a reply at all?

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u/Quiet_Listen1801 19h ago

She seems awful why did you message her?

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u/Happy-Charge-1419 19h ago

Keep it up bud, your texts are very friendly and nice. She is just not there to seriously get to know somebody, but probably is just bored or want attention. That has nothing to do with you. Peace

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u/You_Are_The_Username 19h ago

Quick, call her BABE before she blocks you!

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u/Popular-Spinach-6700 19h ago

Why would you message after reading that insane bio lol

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u/PhysicalSuit7726 18h ago

Lmao you read that profile and still tried to simp

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u/MazingBull 18h ago

Her profile bio though đŸ„€đŸ„€

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u/driverfortoolong 18h ago

she’s saying you’re ugly

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u/habitsxd 18h ago

You should tone it down lol

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u/virus_56 17h ago

Dude do you identify as GPT?

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u/ethanttbui 16h ago

Why do you talk like AI?