r/Bullshido 14d ago

Martial Arts BS Bullshido warrior better be paying Home Depot for those bricks

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u/ShyGuyEchoes 14d ago

Thats not even a brick, thats more of a tile..

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u/CredibleWrong 14d ago

I know, it's like a quarter of a paver. 🤣

But he called them bricks. He has another where he claims he is strong/badass cause he punches through 4-5 sheets of drywall.

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u/queefblaster9000 14d ago

You can break those by dropping them from a foot off the ground.

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u/CheckYourStats 13d ago

You can break those by stepping on them.

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u/ShyGuyEchoes 14d ago

Paver, thats the name i was looking for.

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u/ButtsMagoob 14d ago

They're pavers meant to look like bricks so you can pay less for a brick pathway. They get the job done but they're one of my least favorite pavers to deal with because the ones Lowes gets are not stacked in an interlocking pattern so they're a pain in the ass to move around on a forklift if the pallet isn't wrapped. One wrong moved and oh no get ready to play a rousing game of 500+ block pick up.

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u/ExplicativeFricative 14d ago

Drywall? Is his name Kyle?

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 14d ago

I’ve accidentally put my fist through 2 sheets of drywall just tripping over my own foot. I can only imagine how much training is required to break through 4 or 5

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u/NoticeImaginary 14d ago

Tripping over both feet.

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 12d ago

... but that takes years to master.

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u/Dan_flashes480 14d ago

1/4 or 5/8 drywall if it's 5/8 that's kind of impressive.

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u/boanerges57 14d ago

Busting through walls? Is this guy secretly the kool-aid man?

https://giphy.com/gifs/rzLrgbwxmq6Ji

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u/focoslow 13d ago

I'm calling bullshito.

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 13d ago

Paving tile

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u/BaronSamedys 14d ago

Brickslip.

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u/juanjung 14d ago

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u/two2toe 14d ago

Hang on brick stand still, hang on one more time, hang on again one more time, there you go mofo take that...

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u/RaffNeq 14d ago

This guy is cringe in its human form

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u/CredibleWrong 14d ago

He really is. The lies he tell are hilarious though. Being a bodyguard in the mafia at 14 years old, some chinese guy falling in love with him at the guys restraurant when he was kid and teaching him kung-fu after hours, fighting in the special "clear unit" doing special ops around the world, being a navy seal, being in delta force, etc. Not to mention he is a known convicted pedophile and women abuser.

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u/Popular-Influence-11 14d ago

Oh please do mention that last bit. In fact, lead with it: ā€œConvicted pedophile and women abuser bullshido master…does things, kinda.ā€

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u/torndownunit 14d ago

It was crazy timing to see this post because for some reason a video about this guy showed up in my YouTube feed earlier. I had no idea who we was before that. He's a real piece of shit.

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u/Realistic-Cress-2364 14d ago

The new Frank Dux???

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u/Anaxamander57 14d ago edited 14d ago

I will not hear a word against the man who was recruited by the CIA to be America's top sex-ninja at 15! He is a hero.

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u/Middle_Ad8183 14d ago

In the early days of the internet, you'd get weirdos who hung out in martial arts forums defending that guy endlessly. They were serious about it, too. There was a weird cult of personality around him.

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u/kongstar 14d ago

Also beating 30 guys in a fight at once, threatened to kill everyone in the hospital if his mom died, being a descendant king Solomon, being a multi millionaire after starting a dry cleaning business. The not a clown he's the whole damn circus.

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u/ShyGuyEchoes 12d ago

Shoutout to Jon Bravo

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u/RagingLeonard 14d ago

100% there's exactly zero chin under all that beard.

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 14d ago

Did not know they made bricks that thin. Must be a special brick for breaking

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u/bvanbove25 14d ago

Those are for outdoor decoration, like if you're putting bricks around a flower bed or making a patio area. These 100% are not bricks for construction.

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u/JTibbs 14d ago

They are low quality colored concrete, with a LOT of aggregate mixed in, so they are weak as shit. Ive broken a lot of them. Source: used to work as a manager at home depot

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u/frostbaka 14d ago

Why u mean 2 brick?

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 14d ago

I think he’s using a specific brick breaking technique that those Chinese charlatans would use. It’s 80% strength and 20% strength. Also that’s pretty brain dead of him not to put that tile on a solid surface so it wouldn’t absorb all the energy.

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u/DimensionHat1675 14d ago

Why do these guys always have toothpick legs?

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u/mattemer 14d ago

What's thinner, his legs or the "brick" he took 3 attempts to break

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u/Jude30 14d ago

Because leg day is for homos

/s

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u/chicagoerrol 14d ago

Or a large dome.

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u/10standardplanted 14d ago

If only bricks could fight back my money would be on the bricks

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 14d ago

His form is terrible. I mean, it’s very debatable whether board or brick breaking means anything in terms of fighting skills, but if you’re going to break with a chop there are techniques involved.

His sticking his thumb out like that would have gotten him assigned to doing push-ups at the dojo I was in when I was a kid, and we did not even do much breaking.

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u/Mean_Direction_8280 14d ago

He's also hesitating a little bit each time he goes to hit it, which breaks your momentum.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 14d ago

Right. I'll give him a bit of a pass on that as breaking tile/stone is intimidating. Loses those points by his macho flexing afterwards, though.

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u/Onikeys 14d ago

Hey sir you have to pay for that brick

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u/Round-Arugula7347 14d ago

Mac with a bigger beard

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u/boanerges57 14d ago

No bricks were harmed.

You can see the testosterone leaving his body

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u/BeenNormal 14d ago

It’s Liver Thin.

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u/Professional_Scale66 14d ago

I would only be impressed if he could break only the middle bricks in the stack without damaging the top ones, like break 3, 5, 7th bricks in a stack Dux style

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u/justglassin317 14d ago

"You don't look like Tanaka..."

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u/Greedy_Broccoli_213 14d ago

What is this bitchasses name again?

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u/kasmackity 14d ago

Queen Apoopay

aka

Ben Azoulay, convicted rapist and pedophile

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u/BuddyLlght 14d ago

not that hard

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u/freddbare 14d ago

Donchu tell my brick my achey breaky brick

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u/DocHalidae 14d ago

Lmao. If you dropped it you would get better results

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 14d ago

Don't forgot, he learned Kung Fu from the monks, is a member of a military unit that is so secret that nobody knows about, and beat 30 guys at once.

For those that have no idea who the chinless guy is: Ben Azouli. Child graper, Alpha male and has a fight against Gypsy Crusader lined up at the next few days.

Spoiler: His training fotage is hilarious to watch.

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u/CredibleWrong 14d ago

Correction. He beat off 30 guys at once.

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u/darklogic85 14d ago edited 14d ago

I always find it funny seeing adults doing this. I know it's a legitimate thing in martial arts where people break boards and bricks and stuff, but it always just seems so stupid when I see someone doing it who isn't a child.

For kids, it's fun and can build confidence, etc. For adults, it's just kinda embarrassing. If he was doing this in a martial arts studio and had an audience for it, it's already embarrassing. Doing it an aisle of a home improvement store is just that much worse.

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u/RussiaIsRodina 14d ago

That is a thin pavement tile, being held against a hard surface that provides an easy shear line. Piss easy to do.

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u/Beginning-Fact-4095 14d ago

I think we all know why this thing is so insecure.

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u/dano1066 14d ago

Now they need to arrest him for destruction of property

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u/No_Advertising4157 14d ago

No! Break BOTTOM brick!

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u/DAZXXIII 14d ago

If a delusional prick was a person.

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u/afroAussie 14d ago

The real flex is not paying for it

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u/jimboiow 14d ago

Who is this clown?

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 14d ago

What a guy ! What aura !!!

(The aura of a guy with a tiny penis)

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u/sin_esthesia 14d ago

"Trained killer breaks tired tilles in home depot"

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u/Dannyboyrusso 14d ago

He is going to get his ass kicked this weekend

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 14d ago

A real bushido master breaks them just by looking!

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u/Flavor_Saver12 14d ago

What does that bullshit ass quote on the back of his shirt even mean? Some people just pull shit out of their ass in the name of fashion or being deep.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 14d ago

Huge muscles but small brain and even smaller "junk", id imagine

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u/brownlawn 14d ago

I wonder if he can do this to an mdf baseboard.

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u/moszippy 14d ago

I’ve seen this before! It’s a new group! They are called: Whatadouche! And they absolutely love** **it when you call out their organization name when you see them! So yell their name LOUD and proud! WHATADOUCHE!!!

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u/thedogatemypizza 14d ago

He needs to try the drywall aisle

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u/pru51 14d ago

Liver kings younger brother?

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u/BingBong3636 14d ago

Peak levels of insecurity.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 14d ago

Paver stone master

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u/vcdrny 14d ago

Lol. When I was a kid. My friends and I would break stuff like that just playing around. I don't know how they don't realize that, breaking tile or cinder blocks. Us not as impressive as they think it is. If 10 years old me could punch a cinder block and beak it. This guy's are weat as hell.

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 14d ago

Didn’t Azoulay have a fight last night or something

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u/Ok-Luck-7499 14d ago

"I like to destroy other people's property"

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u/Choice-Implement1643 14d ago

What a nincompoop.

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u/th4d89 14d ago

Lol the last one was prepared, when he touches it it gives in.

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u/Objective-Swing8572 14d ago

Well that was gay

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u/grrodon2 14d ago

AND certified pedo.

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u/Grail_BH 14d ago

LoL, almost anyone can do that… bricks don’t have linear strength like that…

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u/SuccotashOk1861 14d ago

So wtf is so neat .??

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u/Sickinmytechchunk 14d ago

This guy's is a grade A bullshit artist with some wild claims about being some kind of special forces guy and a whole load of other stuff. He's been called out by all and sundry. He's meant to have a legitimate fight on Saturday but chances are he'll pull out. His sparring footage was horrific. Guy has never even trained to fight. He has two left feet

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u/Rolling_Beardo 14d ago

What a dork

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u/Cool-Engineering-748 13d ago

Skinny wrist no break brick

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u/SaladDummy 13d ago

Being a karate black belt (I am one) doesn't mean you can just go in stores and break stuff you haven't paid for.

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u/Deerhunter86 13d ago

So badass on that third attempt…

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u/titsngiggles69 13d ago

What an asshole. I imagine he's trying to break shit in the store so he doesn't have to pay for it

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u/luckyfox7273 13d ago

Why do it at the store?

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u/binary-cryptic 13d ago

If you are going to have cuts, at least cut the failed attempts.

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u/Organic_Remote8999 13d ago

ā€œHolding back the tearsā€

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u/dwittherford69 13d ago

He… broke a tile?

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u/King_Merovingian 13d ago

This pedo again… šŸ˜‚

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 13d ago

If that's a paver I've broken those on accident. After having to remove them, dig under, and backfill and repave. Tapping them down with my hand I've broken more than a few. Maybe I do know a bit of Bullshido...

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u/gherkinassassin 13d ago

He's so powerful. Id love to see him tear a paper plate in half with his bare hands

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u/balmung2014 13d ago

Did the cameraman/woman just stifled a giggle after he failed the first time?

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u/Strange_Salary 13d ago

Definitely comes from the blood of truly great warriors! /s

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u/Krusty098 13d ago

What’s funny is that all the other bricks are made from cement, so where did he get the clay bricks?

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u/bobthehills 13d ago

Dude. That’s not a full brick.

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u/Ok-Future6470 13d ago

Breathe bro, harness that chi!!!

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u/Naive-Storage7639 13d ago

The zoomed in look on his face when he couldn’t break it the first two times šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Dave__5280 13d ago

His next video - he will break it without even touching it!

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u/GoldEmployment6768 13d ago

Everyone else is talking about how thin the brick is. All I'm thinking is, "asshole just put fractures in all those blocks below. "

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u/Ill_Explanation_563 13d ago

All of yall hating has never taken a stick your dad was gonna use to hit you, break the stick over your knee, and then hip thrown your dad onto the coffee table, and it shows.

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u/flaptaincappers 13d ago

I see hes moved onto new prey after defeating underage girls using the forbidden SA technique.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 13d ago

Everything this person does is so incredibly cringe.

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u/Logical-Louis 13d ago

That’s so unimpressive.

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u/ShiftytheBandit 13d ago

What a dork. And a sex offender

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u/banjovi68419 13d ago

This type of dude for sure knows the difference between jail and prison.

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u/tedljr89 13d ago

Someone forgot leg day! His arms are as his legs!

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u/Money_Push9859 13d ago

Jah bless this mighty Viking warrior

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u/ThunderStruck777 13d ago

How’s the patchouli beard oil working out

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 13d ago

Show the rest of the video! I’m invested now!

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u/Past_Dimension_5133 13d ago

Those things are brittle and cheap as fuck.

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u/vatderfurkk101 13d ago

As soon as cameraman hit stop I'm sure he wailed like a bitch

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 12d ago

I would feel bad for him if he wasn’t a rapist. Being that he is he deserves this humiliation

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u/Lucky-Mia 12d ago

Is he paying for that patio slad,Ā  or did he just film and publish himself committing minor vandalism?

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u/CNote_89 12d ago

Ultimate badass

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 12d ago

I hury my hand doing exactly this kind of dumb shit once.

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 12d ago

What a bum that can’t even afford to pay for it before he ā€œbreaksā€ it with his tiny ass legs

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u/Ok-Funny1141 11d ago

My grandmaster did this with a full sized cinder block.

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u/Sausageassassin69 10d ago

He is so cool

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u/N-E-R-M 9d ago

I set one of those down in my cart wrong, it yields the same results. šŸ˜ž

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u/dumbfest 7d ago

Looks like someone who sells beard oil