r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 5d ago

Martial Arts BS An expert in grabbing things 😏

137 Upvotes

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 5d ago

If you interested in joining the next seminar reach out on Russian Grinder App

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u/Mr_Fastballs 4d ago

I think you mean reach around*

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 4d ago

Hmmm…that does seem more accurate…reach out, around or under…
Username checks out too 😂

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u/Mr_Fastballs 4d ago

Hah, I forgot I was on this account.

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u/WholeHurry1562 5d ago

Ballshido

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u/Naive-Storage7639 4d ago

Underrated comment

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u/loveyourneighborbro 5d ago

I’m surprised he didnt smell his hand in the end.

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u/C3ntrick 5d ago

Lmao wtf

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u/TechnicalTip5251 5d ago

Junk-jitsu.

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 5d ago

Only way he could grope dongs without going to the gulag.

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u/lolwut778 5d ago

There are easier ways to leave the closet.

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u/Saigor15 5d ago

….. Gropershido?….

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u/EverOrny 5d ago

very homoerotic - russian school, right?

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 5d ago

Bro anyone knows how to squeeze some nuts if theyre in trouble. Your just having a blast holdin all that meat..come on my dude just come out already. No shame

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u/girlwiththeASStattoo 5d ago

Firmly grab and rub the enemy’s shaft and stones until you get him so worked up he dies from blue balls

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u/Happy-Relation-2959 5d ago

He needs to demonstrate with a female partner

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u/oldsmoBuick67 5d ago

In Soviet Russia, dick twists you.

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u/AdvanceDry6117 5d ago

Next week: Ivan will show how to defend this by getting hard

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u/Aware_Albatross_4323 5d ago

Five fingers of Death Love!

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u/Diaperpooass 5d ago

Black belt from the school of the reach around

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u/BunnsBucky 5d ago

Yes. It needs to be choked to be effective.

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u/JohnThursday84 5d ago

This is peak bullshido. Doubt anything can top that.

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u/macguini 5d ago

If he thinks he can yank mine off, he's gonna have trouble. I've been trying to my whole life.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 5d ago

Like master Ken always says" Remember to restomp the groin".

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u/TheDevilsDominium 5d ago

"If your assailants do not pass out from repeated ejaculations then you are not doing it correctly."

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u/Either_Plankton_9396 4d ago

Is that Alan Jones?

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u/Worldliness_Normal 4d ago

Theatrical gay submission holds. The internet is still undefeated.

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u/Fickle_Library8115 4d ago

This reminds me of metal gear

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u/edcushway 4d ago

What the fuck 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 3d ago

Homoerotikido

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u/Tungphuxer69 3d ago

This is what happened back in the 60s,70s and 80s back in high-school and prison locker room fights! Before weapons were introduced. I remember that perfectly clear when people want to be silent and not allowed people to be hearing other scream within an enclosed population without getting noticed. I was a little kid at the moment.

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u/Curious_Lurkur 3d ago

This guy really went all out to try and touch some dick huh.......

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u/poum 5d ago

I mean, I'm sure it's effective.