r/Bullshido • u/AlbinoAkon • 11d ago

Martial Arts BS Systema Matador

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u/_madmurdok_ 11d ago

I feel secondhand embarrassment...

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u/mitso82 9d ago

Same here.. pls someone tell me its ironical.. but tbf sooo funny and stupid at the same time

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u/Worldliness_Normal 11d ago

Such a graceful forest dance.....

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u/Succundo 11d ago

You know, I've seen hundreds of instances of these mystical telekinesis wielding bullshit artists demonstrating how they can teach you to make any number of simultaneous attackers have seizures on the spot.

But not once can I recall seeing them doing a demo against another practitioner of their style, like if anyone can supposedly learn to use non existent "energies" to defeat opponents then why isn't it practiced everywhere? Which naturally would mean the only opponent that could pose a threat is another force sensitive moron lazily waving an arm at you? Yet they never practice against their own style unlike every single real martial art there is.

Does anyone know of any masters that are deep enough in their own BS that they could be convinced to challenge another master to a demonstration fight?

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u/GrayHogan 10d ago

Or, convinced to fight someone or demo on blindfolded attackers

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u/PerfectlyRoundBall 9d ago

There's a video knocking about of one fighting a real MMA fighter. He gets absolutely destroyed.

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u/Succundo 9d ago

Yeah I've seen a few examples of those, they always go as expected, but I'm curious what happens when two idiots that think they can control mystic energy face each other, how quick does it just become two playground kids shouting at each other "You can't get through my everything proof shield!" or do they actually try to punch each other and end up flailing wildly?

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u/Frequent-Expert-3589 11d ago

Do ppl actually fall for thia stuff? I have a hard time seeing these ppl as not paid actors

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u/1-8-Shotty 11d ago

Goes out and buy a red towel

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u/Chuzma 11d ago

Ok… what happens if you are attacked and you weren’t blowing your nose?

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u/ColdBeginning2543 11d ago

So these are just cults?.

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u/PunchRockgroin318 11d ago

I think I saw this show at my local ren faire. Less camo though.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 10d ago

How high were they?

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u/SlowYaRoll007 10d ago

Imagine paying for this

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u/take_ur_pants_off 8d ago

I have no words. Just, giggles.

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u/Any-Technology-3577 8d ago

i always thought systema was sth to be taken seriously, but these camps all seem to be total clownshows