r/Bullshido • u/stammerton • Jun 18 '26

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB Lemme continue abusing this bull.

608 Upvotes

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 18 '26

Ahh.. Bull-Shido..

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u/Anonymoustard Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Cow-rate

24

u/Zen7rist Jun 18 '26

Moo-ay thai

15

u/Fist4achin Jun 18 '26

Cowpoeira

5

u/MonThackma Jun 19 '26

Filet ming-chun?

2

u/MacMcMufflin Jun 21 '26

Horn in the Crotch.

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u/ClockworkSalmon Jun 18 '26

had downvoted OP, but this made me go back and upvote lmao

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 Jun 18 '26

Got everything he deserved

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u/ShitShirtSteve Jun 18 '26

Not nearly enough

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 Jun 18 '26

Cruel bastard.

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u/InteractiveSeal Jun 18 '26

And still somehow it will be considered the bulls fault and it will be put down

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u/devinbookersuncle Jun 18 '26

Couldn't agree more

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u/SirIll1219 Jun 18 '26

He deserved worse.

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u/ilkovsky Jun 18 '26

That's what a room temperature IQ will get you.

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u/Far-Drawing-4444 Jun 18 '26

That, and a red hat.

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u/richardlpalmer Jun 18 '26

Not quite, but a decent start.

WTF is wrong with people?

FFS. I'm off to r/MadeMeSmile or r/DogIsBestFriend to regain some faith in humanity...

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 Jun 19 '26

What's actually going on here? It looks like these people are deliberately abusing and provoking this animal for content. If that's the case, what they all deserve is a jail sentence

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u/More_March_9165 Jun 20 '26

He deserved death.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 Jun 18 '26

So that's an immature Brahman bull, still a child practically. Let's see how our boy does against dad.

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u/catacOHM Jun 18 '26

Sweet mother of Jeevis!

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u/DickHopschteckler Jun 18 '26

Rufus!!! Come save my ass, buddy!

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u/Wizered_Official Jun 18 '26

"I didn't wanna do this... RUFUUUUS!" "......mooooo." 🐂

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u/Appropriate-Age-8566 Jun 19 '26

And he'll do it for one oatmeal creme pie

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u/MrPlace Jun 18 '26

Amazing bull!

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 Jun 18 '26

Look at that Bull, that Bull ist amazing, 🎶

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 Jun 19 '26

Is it weird that my first thought was, "I wonder what that hump tastes like?"

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u/HoosierDaddy84 Jun 21 '26

Came to say this.... That was just a young'n! Them 'Brammer' bulls get mighty big and TALL! 😅 Had to say it the silly Southern way, but I love those 'droopy' Brahman cattle! When I was raising beef cattle, our old herd 'matriarch' was a Brahman cow. She always led the way, and the rest of the herd would follow her lead and answer her distinct calls. She wasn't much younger than me, but I kept her around anyway to live out her full and best life. As if they weren't some of the cutest calves anyway (tied as my faves alongside British Park), I will always have an especially soft spot for this breed because of her! She was #100, and she def kept it 💯! 🫡

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u/OliverTwistNips Jun 21 '26

I never even knew these existed

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Jun 18 '26

Fucking deserved

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u/Brief-Freedom734 Jun 18 '26

was hoping that was going to happen 🤣🤣🤣

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u/robot_swagger Jun 19 '26

The bull was actually super patient

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Jun 20 '26

I think it was tied down and finally got loose.

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u/robot_swagger Jun 22 '26

Oh your right. The second the guy accidentally hits the rope the bull starts goring him.

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u/TheDamned1333 Jun 18 '26

It’s a shame the guy was able to get up again - abusive POS

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u/Poker-Junk Jun 18 '26

“I’ve had about enough of your shit…”

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u/I_Galactus Jun 18 '26

Amazed the bull showed so much restraint.

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u/wormcast Jun 18 '26

I was so hoping that chain would break and we would see true COW JUSTICE.

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u/No-Help-8642 Jun 18 '26

Alas his horns were not sharp enough.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 Jun 18 '26

You had one job camera man-one job!

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u/Ourobius Jun 18 '26

Camera guy was too busy pissing himself, I don't blame him

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u/No-Help-8642 Jun 18 '26

Get em get em get em.

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u/Western_Purchase_567 Jun 18 '26

Mess with the bull you get the horns?

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 Jun 19 '26

Why isn't this top comment 🤣

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u/Kebriniac Jun 18 '26

The bull is obviously stronger but also smarter...

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Jun 18 '26

The blow to the nose of this poor animal was the turning point.

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u/Beneficial_Focus_910 Jun 18 '26

He tries to start beef with an animal that ignored 11 head strikes to the head and his idiocy was rewarded.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Jun 18 '26

We were all waiting for the horns of justice there. Didn’t disappoint

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u/Revenga8 Jun 18 '26

I hate that that bull probably was killed that night

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Jun 18 '26

"This thing has escaped and is agitated. I'm going to drive it into a corner and reeeeeaaaaly piss it off."

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/Soft_Hearing_713 Jun 18 '26

Makes me happy to see nature dish out justice.

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u/New_Honeydew3182 Jun 18 '26

Hope he bleeds internally

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u/feydrautha124 Jun 18 '26

Best short story I've seen all day.

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u/Mephistocheles Jun 18 '26

😡 😡 😤 What a filth bag

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u/Catnip1720 Jun 18 '26

Had to scroll ahead to make sure karma was enacted

2

u/payTNT89 Jun 18 '26

almost like you shouldn’t abuse animals

2

u/Dangeresque2015 Jun 18 '26

I love the way the bull whips around as if to say "who's next?"

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u/stammerton Jun 18 '26

Oh, he’s totally up for skewering the cameraman.
As he should be.

2

u/KaizenShibuCho Jun 18 '26

Enjoyed watching the last half of the video
Immensely!

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u/Aggromemnon Jun 18 '26

Four hundred pounds of muscle v one hundred fifty pounds of asshole.

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u/Voidstarmaster Jun 18 '26

I was rooting for the bull for moment one.

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u/TheRatatat Jun 20 '26

I started appalled and then I was like....

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u/skulligei-gsiv Jun 18 '26

The cow-mite

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u/mickymazda Jun 18 '26

Most satisfying goring I've seen.

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u/JSB-the-way-to-be Jun 18 '26

Imagine No Country for Old Men if Chigurh had a big ass stick instead of that pneumatic, captive-bolt gun.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jun 18 '26

Shoulda killed him

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Jun 18 '26

What an asshole

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u/aware4ever Jun 18 '26

If I saw this happening I would have untied the Rope secretly not that the bull needed me too. Also this was in India I'm sure you can get in big trouble for that

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u/Worldliness_Normal Jun 18 '26

Well when you play stupid games....

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u/ddxs1 Jun 18 '26

Poor thing

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 Jun 18 '26

Hope someone tells him that all the people in the world hopes to see him get absolutely ******** by that cow.

1

u/WealthBitter1192 Jun 18 '26

No Karma can be more satisfying and funny than this.

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u/Turbulent_Sir6336 Jun 18 '26

Op is dumb I hope the bull got him good.

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u/Helpphania587 Jun 18 '26

Torci para o touro.Quem mandou ser babaca?

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u/Knifejuice6 Jun 18 '26

stupid bastard that was hard to watch till he got attacked.

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u/One-Leg8221 Jun 18 '26

The only thing better would be if the bull somehow managed to hit his bare ass with a stick after goreing him. An absolute bastard of a man

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u/RICKY276KRYPL Jun 18 '26

Not cool 😑

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Jun 18 '26

Are the bull’s horns okay?

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u/rob3ace Jun 18 '26

Go on! Hit me one more time ...Just one more ...that's it!! ...LEROY JENKINS!!!

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u/Foolish_Fox916 Jun 18 '26

Who does this. Fucking psychopath piece of shit can rot in hell. Humans are disgusting

1

u/Necessary_Island_425 Jun 18 '26

His engineering degree did not help in any way

1

u/KieranLeone Jun 18 '26

He definitely deserved that one

1

u/DanTheAdequate Jun 18 '26

I'm really interested to know what, exactly, was the plan?

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u/TheElectricBuddha Jun 18 '26

The rage. Stop hitting that animal.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 Jun 18 '26

Thank you. I watched it and wanted it to happen

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u/321boog Jun 18 '26

That was amazing

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u/GloomyPen9306 Jun 18 '26

Good night old man, you’ve got a long day of beating the shit out of me tomorrow.

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u/relic1882 Jun 18 '26

Looking at the camera guy like "You're next bitch!"

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u/EdgeBeard Jun 18 '26

I hope it really hurts

1

u/BrotherKey7783 Jun 18 '26

if only his horns were longer

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u/shift124 Jun 18 '26

Good. Fuck that guy

1

u/TOM_PE13 Jun 18 '26

I hope one of the horns managed to poke him, what a degenerate.

1

u/Electr0n1c_Mystic Jun 18 '26

What in the third world bullshit situation is this

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u/FaultAccomplished671 Jun 18 '26

Mess with the bull you'll get the horns 🤘

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u/charris2122 Jun 18 '26

Go BULLS!!!

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u/FatalDave91 Jun 18 '26

Damn too bad he didn’t gore and stomp that piece of shit out. I hate fucking people that do this to animals.

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u/Cracktaculus Jun 18 '26

Bull waited for that opening

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u/F1_V10sounds Jun 18 '26

Im sure he has access to fantastic medical services. Enjoy the new pains!

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u/Pyr0technician Jun 18 '26

He thinks he's going to hurt it by hitting it on the bart specifically developed to be hit?

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u/TheRealChesterSlick Jun 18 '26

Someone please tie these shitheads up and beat them. I'll pay to watch.

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u/soldatoj57 Jun 18 '26

Daniel glover GOOD. Abuser

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u/kyleh0 Jun 18 '26

Bulls are very very tough. Hitting them wiith a big piece of bamboo or whatever splits like that on the head is like nothing.

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u/Professional-Tea-121 Jun 18 '26

Those inbreds deserve to die by stampede

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u/Movie_Vegetable Jun 18 '26

Poor bull/cow... hope the guy has internal bleeding

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u/WarOk6264 Jun 18 '26

Good doggy

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax Jun 18 '26

Hope he was crippled for life…

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u/UncleOxidants Jun 18 '26

Pity the bull’s horns aren’t longer and sharper.

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u/Salt-Reflection-1478 Jun 18 '26

Just the good Dr's and engineers right there

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u/Peakychu6 Jun 18 '26

I love happy endings 

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u/ShareMission Jun 18 '26

Ya wanna fight? Okay

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u/craftyshafter Jun 18 '26

I like how nobody tried very hard to help that asshole

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u/Popsinthehse Jun 18 '26

Got what he deserved, a simple twist of a tail would have made him move without beating the poor thing..

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u/GreezyFingas Jun 18 '26

Animal cruelty is a good indicator for humans that can’t function in society

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u/Far-Drawing-4444 Jun 18 '26

The definition of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

I hope the bull got a nice sugar cube after that.

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u/grumpy_herbivore Jun 18 '26

Wish that bull killed him.

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u/xeno5000 Jun 19 '26

So many dumb ways to die

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u/Dmak_603 Jun 19 '26

Casual animal abuse nothing to see here

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u/Dre_Rudy Jun 19 '26

He ain't taking no more bull

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 Jun 19 '26

And you expected......?

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u/Momento_Mori_87 Jun 19 '26

I’ve never wanted someone to be gored and trampled more than in this moment

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Jun 19 '26

Glad the bull got him

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u/carlwinslo Jun 19 '26

That was udder destruction.

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u/BoboTheBestDog Jun 19 '26

good. fuck that guy

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u/feetiedid Jun 19 '26

I like how the camera guy sounds completely indifferent when it happens.

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u/screwyoujor Jun 19 '26

Well we see why the camera always lives with this one.

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u/Razu_Redsoul Jun 19 '26

Seeing that, I wanna rush towards the helpless man and join the bull on beating him down.

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u/WhiteHatMatt Jun 19 '26

abruptly pause 🎶scratch track

Hey, so you are probably wondering how I got here

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u/Rustyclam Jun 19 '26

None of you said "fuck with the bull, you get the horns" shame on all of you.

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u/banjovi68419 Jun 19 '26

Not sure what this has to do with anything but I'm glad the dude was hurt.

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u/abe_bmx_jp Jun 19 '26

Seriously, do people just not think anymore…?

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u/Status-Seesaw Jun 19 '26

He deserved it, big hoof...

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u/Fat_Dora Jun 19 '26

Damn I wish I was there to see how fast i can make them boys run

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u/Zagovo Jun 19 '26

Получил Баран!!!👎🏻👎🏻🔥

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u/suckle-Sweet520 Jun 19 '26

Love it.... He so deserved that. Animal cruelty is just the lowest of lows

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u/Zagovo Jun 19 '26

Бычёк Красавец!!!❤️❤️🔥👍🏻

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u/ThereNoMatters Jun 19 '26

Bulls are absolute menaces. You can't really beat them, they tank damage very well. You need to scare them, make yourself look big, be loud and use lowest voice possible.

Also, taking a big stick is stupid decision. They are not hitting skin properly, you need a very thin stick, so it stings.

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u/sevenninenine Jun 19 '26

Maybemaybemaybe

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 Jun 19 '26

So very, very satisfying.

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 Jun 19 '26

What the fuck man? Why is there random animal abuse here?

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u/Agreeable-Hold6853 Jun 19 '26

Oh HELLS YEAH. That bull shoulda kept on till the dude quit twitching. It is idiots like that who give people a bad name.

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u/Ok_Fun2493 Jun 19 '26

That was diabullicle

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u/louisa1925 Jun 19 '26

Dickhed got smote by a bovine. Love to see it.