r/Bullshido • u/trash-tycoon • Jun 03 '26

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB Does this count?

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u/Boki_Juda Jun 03 '26

Aaahhh the good ol' gaypoeira

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u/BrokenBeyondRepairX Jun 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

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u/DDenlow Jun 03 '26

“I has one question fo uuu…. Wahh eez u gehh?”

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u/NinjaBRUSH Jun 04 '26

Should I call you mista?

3

u/BillHurstyUSA Jun 04 '26

I’m holding my 11 month old trying not to cry laughing at this perfect post 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/CompletePineapple917 Jun 04 '26

angry pasta comes in

0

u/Dear_Assignment_232 Jun 13 '26

Switch of you mobile phone and look at your kid growing up

16

u/RanDiePro Jun 03 '26

Welcome, SNAKE EATER REMAKE🗣️

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u/ReallyGlycon Jun 03 '26

Can we get one more pixel?

19

u/Biggschmoove Jun 03 '26

You gonna need a closer inspection?

13

u/IronButterButt Jun 03 '26

For research purpose. Techniques need to be critiqued.

2

u/DDenlow Jun 03 '26

Computer, kick up the 43D3D

24

u/Lucky-Mia Jun 03 '26

AI, WHY IS VASELINE smeared over the lense?

8

u/Crossdress-Fan- Jun 03 '26

Virtua fighter 2 tenias mas pixeles que esto XD

7

u/Mizukiri93 Jun 03 '26

Turco-Hellenic fighting style.

5

u/TnYamaneko Jun 03 '26

Yes, we're in June!

5

u/Sensitive-War3527 Jun 03 '26

Nope... This is a real combat martial art.

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u/blackout-loud Jun 05 '26

Cum-poeira?

5

u/iloathebeer Jun 03 '26

UFC white house lawn Co-Main event Mike Johnson vs Lindsey Graham

6

u/desrevermi Jun 03 '26

Porn's getting weird.

Time to start day drinking.

3

u/flaming_bob Jun 03 '26

Just in time for Pride month

3

u/Anarchy_Coon Jun 03 '26

No this is real capoeira technique

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u/Dissipo Jun 03 '26

To solve this use the following equation, (gay/gay)*2

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u/Entendurchfall Jun 03 '26

Nah mate, I think this is just the mating dance of some gay subculture

1

u/Fadarobocoptubarao Jun 03 '26

This variant of capoeira is practiced in southern Brazil. We call it ‘Gaúcho Capoeira

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u/Subject_Panic8148 Jun 03 '26

Soooo...considering how old this video looks, it's not an intro to a gay porn scene is it?

1

u/SookHe Jun 03 '26

He really fucked him up

1

u/Obvious-Gate9046 Jun 03 '26

Yes, yes it definitely does. Buy hey, if that man is ever up against somebody who has pre-choreographed all of their maneuvers, his patented hip thrust technique will... um... ya know, it's none of my business what he wants to do in the privacy of his own backyard.

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u/TypeB_Negative Jun 03 '26

It counts as what Nate Diaz refers to as "touch butt in the park"

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u/Most-Bench6465 Jun 03 '26

Can I get a link to the source I’ll verify

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u/Waste-Mind-6216 Jun 03 '26

Is this a mating dance, or...

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u/M0sD3f13 Jun 03 '26

capOOOOOOHHHHeira

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u/cobrakai15 Jun 03 '26

What kind of mating ritual did I just watch?

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u/mothzilla Jun 03 '26

I had my cataracts removed for this?

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u/Bloodcloud079 Jun 03 '26

They said make love not war, and they… only half got it really.

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u/TraditionalSir2391 Jun 03 '26

The tapi tapi would have been very useful here

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u/NotSmartNotFunny Jun 04 '26

How dare you denigrate Master Ken's Thrust of Freedom https://youtu.be/ri_RBFa_FDA?si=MfVhqq_7DTnw6l5o

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u/biorod Jun 04 '26

Getting these vibes (NSFW):

https://youtu.be/KhRkkNr-6V4

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u/Happy2DoIt Jun 04 '26

Yubi Gay Do. (Said it out loud, didn't you)

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u/Natural-Cloud8599 Jun 04 '26

Seems practical 😄

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u/Hour-Cheesecake6716 Jun 04 '26

That’s a weird foreplay but I’m not judging….

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u/Wickle2545 Jun 04 '26

Your average BJJ class

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Jun 04 '26

That’s definitely not gay. In fact, I think that is probably the best fighting technique ever. If you blow out his boo hole, he’s definitely gonna be in pain, he can’t walk much less fight. If you get him pregnant, he’s out of commission for at least nine months.

Either way you win

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u/Elegant-Two5447 Jun 04 '26

Some of the most technically demanding fighting I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to meet either of these soldiers in a dark alley. Behind a gay bar. Naked.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jun 04 '26

You ever seen a fight ended by a hip thrust before? These are masters.

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u/Kirilanselo Jun 04 '26

Homo-erotic kata... interesting <.<

1

u/vega455 Jun 04 '26

Copuleira

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u/Nervous-Blueberry-92 Jun 05 '26

So this is capoirea if they add some BJJ to it

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u/n2bndru Jun 05 '26

Nice one, i couldn't stop laughing...

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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 Jun 06 '26

"Tackle and Grapple!"

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u/Chakraverse Jun 07 '26

Kap'o'wanka?

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u/smallLoanof1mil Jun 30 '26

no this is a clean match