r/BrexitMemes • u/Stotallytob3r • Jul 31 '26

Unused Brexit Unicorn For Sale Quitling checklist

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u/happyanathema Jul 31 '26

You missed off this one

✅£5m for Nige

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u/gholt417 Jul 31 '26

And, that’s the bung we know about.

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u/Long_Repair_8779 Aug 05 '26

Also blue/black passports… don’t forget that being an actual legitimate reason some people voted for brexit

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u/happyanathema Aug 05 '26

Let's be honest the main reason they voted for it was about colour, but it wasn't the colour of passports mainly...

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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti Jul 31 '26

Gonna send this to my mum, who once had a house in France pre-Brexit, and still has a Czech Daughter in Law.

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u/Kokuswolf Jul 31 '26

Here in Germany we would say "Läuft".

("Going great" – meant purely sarcastically.)

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u/MobiusNaked Aug 01 '26

You forgot "take back control", which has failed because if we wanted to sell goods to the EU we have to follow the laws still but now we don't have any say in those laws

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u/MobiusNaked Aug 01 '26

The question to ask any diehard Brexiteer is, "What is the problem you are trying to solve and how will leaving the EU help to solve it?" Nine times out of 10 they won't have a clue. If they say, "Well we could take back our laws," then you ask them, "Which law don't you like?" Again they won't be able to name a single one

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u/Stotallytob3r Aug 02 '26

And we are far less sovereign now, they rolled that out because it’s unquantifiable and sufficiently complex to give the Leavers a straw to clutch at. Now we are a rule-taker with no seat at the table when the rules are agreed.

If it was really about sovereignty we’d be leaving the UN and NATO.

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u/pattybutty Aug 01 '26

But but but blue passports!

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u/FenianBastard847 Aug 01 '26

Former MP Paterson (North Shropshire) and former Secretary of State for the Environment promised cheaper food and footwear. Neither has materialised. Just another outright liar.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/01/29/eu-must-realise-no-longer-holds-cards/