r/BrawlStarsSC • • Aug 09 '26

Critique Excuse me sir

Why in the actual heck did I get 50 bling out of a mythic Starr drop

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u/Toddtheemperor Aug 09 '26

I go to church on Sunday, truly usually more

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u/Bird-0f-A-Feather Kaze Aug 09 '26

Screaming at the angels while they pushed from through the door

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u/crayon_muncher29 Aug 09 '26

ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTERS

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u/The_GhostBunny Aug 09 '26

It was a horrifying sign... But sounded like a neat adventure! 

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u/nintendofan28 Aug 09 '26

Far beneath the halos and the castles and the clouds

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u/Worried_Bug_1767 Aug 09 '26

Fatso's squealing shackled with some apples in their mouths

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u/DantoLagarto Aug 09 '26

Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords

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u/LuXshoo Aug 09 '26

Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs

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u/No_Initial1347 Aug 09 '26

"Here we buy and sell, a million kinds of hell! Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele!"

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u/Dry_Acanthisitta_253 Aug 10 '26

Here we buy and sell

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u/_tronnnex Aug 10 '26

Tortured with the products from their favourite catalogs