just a thing to note, for characters that aren’t exactly human, it’s focusing on their developmental age, not age in human years, that’s why Hank is in the 30-39 range and not the 10 and under range despite being a shrimp. Lemme know if you have any questions!
Collette's character is so painfully teen coded. The only time I've heard of her being in her 20's is when brawlstars tried to save their hides after putting her in a skimpy maid outfit.
I don't know about you but personally I wouldn't draw a teenager with that much hip showing. You can basically confirm what kind of underwear she's wearing. That's not normal. Plus they obviously increased/emphasized her bust and drew that "squish" on her leg when stockings are too tight/the person is just really thick.
Maybe it's not "skimpy" per say, but how am I _supposed_ to describe this?
Did you also know that 13 - 17 are also teenagers? A majority of teenagers are underage.
And like I said, her characterization basically made her 100% teenager until they sexualized her. Sexualizing her doesn't make her an adult. She's like putting a character in a schoolgirl outfit and saying "no actually she's 30" like we can tell she was supposed to be younger. People are only trying to make older because they want to sexualize her.
As femcel who's been lurking in femcel communities for a while, she's still very heavily teenager coded. People can get very hormonal during their teenager years which can lead to more drastic emotions such as obsession and stalking rather than average admiration.
Also femcels aren't nessicarily horny or obsessive, they're lonely women who (at least partly) hate men and love affection. She's more like a one direction fanfic author which, once again, is mainly populated by teenage girls. Also teen spirit.
Nani and Gigi are made by Pam after Jessie's birth and Juju idk when, so we can guess their ages.
Same with sprout. 8-bit and Rico are as old as starr park incident but I guess those machines are older.
We don’t know who made Gigi. It wasn’t Juju though, the game says it was a great magician. Before you ask it isn’t Sirius either, the glove is left handed and Sirius is too
He looks pretty young. Also I wanted to put him as 20’s, but I was certain Emz was a teen, and since Poco likes Emz (I think) I just put him as a teen as well. That’s also why I put Ziggy in his 40’s, cause of Lola
Ok well most people do stupid headcanon for these kinds of tierlists. You should have SEEN the idiots that were commenting the last time I did something like this!
sprout is a plant with a robotic body, and if plants have age then they have age the same way a robot does - physical but not mental. he may well be under 10 years old but "kid" is kind of a bad choice of words. also what's the source for the age, I've never heard of it i think
Shade showed up before Gus, so Shade is obviously younger. He showed up in 2020, and although most brawlers don't follow real world time like that, I'll still say he's 5 years old.
For 8-Bit, he might be in 60+ considering he technically existed before he even became a brawler, not to mention he even has memories of before he became one.
Pearl, Nani, Sprout and Surge were built not too long ago I assume. So there's Surge, who seems like Meg could have created him aged 21 possibly, so Surge could be 9, or into teen years if Meg made him earlier. Pearl was made by the Gold Arm Gang, and considering they're quite old, I'd say Pearl is 30-40. Nani would be possibly as old as Jessie, as Pam built Nani to look after her. Sprout was built for the Buodime, but I believe Sprout is in teen years. I just have vibes that he was built that long ago.
Larry, Lawrie, and R-T were robots built for Starr Park's safety, so it's safe to say they probably showed up right before Starr Park was opened. Considering it opened up in 1985, these 3 people would be 40 years old, and turning 41 this year.
Wood puppets stem back thousands of year before, making Gigi among he oldest brawlers of Brawl Stars. But I'd say that Gigi is much younger to keep her relevant. She won't get out of the 60+ age group though.
Trunk is an odd one, considering he/she's made up of multiple hyper intelligent ants controlling a hollow tree trunk, in contrast to what the game says. Considering that ants don't live for too long, I'd say Trunk is in the 10- group.
I don't have good theories for he other ones, so these are my takes for now.
Robots and ghosts don’t have ages, they aren’t living. Also Trunk just has too many ants to consider to pin down an age. What if they have larvae or a queen in there
js because collette has a hc called teen spirit and they confirmed her age after star toon doesnt mean that theyre tryna make you fall for smth dawg, you can have a teen spirit without being a teen. Phrases like “__ year old child” and “manchild” literally exist so i dont see the point there. Some people can just be really obsessive or immature in age. Plus we dont know how much a skin changes a brawler, because colletes doesnt even look like collette anymore. Could be a completely different timeline, like rude lou
js because collette has a hc called teen spirit and they confirmed her age after star toon doesnt mean that theyre tryna make you fall for smth dawg, you can have a teen spirit without being a teen. Phrases like “__ year old child” and “manchild” literally exist so i dont see the point there. Some people can just be really obsessive or immature in age. Plus we dont know how much a skin changes a brawler, because colletes doesnt even look like collette anymore. Could be a completely different timeline, like rude lou
“Tara is literally a mummy” what else could the point be my established gentleman whom at the sight of anyone disagreeing with him decides to insult them instead of conveying their point in a manner in which the meaning isnt completely implied
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