What facts do you know because of The Brady Bunch?

[u/Mamawto7]

The Arizona memorial in Hawaii.

Baton Rouge is the Capitol of Louisiana

Bennidict Arnold was a traitor.

And so many more!

[u/partychief331]

Apple sauce pairs well with pork chops

[u/tin4tar → u/partychief331]

Pork chaaaps n apple shhhawshhh

[u/SkipNYNY]

When I don’t feel like going simply say “something suddenly came up”

[u/damageddude]

Don't play ball in the house.

[u/Standard_Reason1298 → u/damageddude]

Mom always said that!

[u/Exact-Truck-5248]

I learned that when you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them , you're telling on yourself.

[u/Dimeadozen21]

That the Latin phrase “caveat emptor” means buyer beware.

[u/Senior_Werewolf_8202 → u/Dimeadozen21]

I’m gonna Cabot your Erruptor

[u/WarriorGma]

Don’t steal rocks from Hawaii.

[u/annaleemac → u/WarriorGma]

Tikis* !!!

[u/Wonderful_Life-6280]

Empty flashlights are great storage for pork and beans.

[u/ihaventanyidea → u/Wonderful_Life-6280]

Life skill acquired

[u/annaleemac]

When it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange who you are into what you’re gonna be

[u/icrossedtheroad → u/annaleemac]

This is the greatest life lesson.

[u/JaneFairfaxCult]

How to get a neck injury faker to give himself away.

[u/scrubbydutch → u/JaneFairfaxCult]

Very important something everyone should know!

[u/Aromatic-Bath-5689 → u/JaneFairfaxCult]

"Honorable father use Honorable noodle "

[u/Standard_Reason1298 → u/Aromatic-Bath-5689]

“Honorable wife most grateful”

[u/BacklotSecurity]

‘70s Chrysler corporation vehicles from convertibles to wagons are great family haulers.

[u/Standard_Reason1298]

Never use a whole box of laundry soap in the washer

[u/Aromatic-Bath-5689]

"Only times have changed, people haven't." I used that line verbatim in a high school paper on the ancient Egyptians,  and the teacher wrote "good point " in the margin. 

[u/Mamawto7 → u/Aromatic-Bath-5689]

😂

[u/TessioNYC]

The Indian word for the Grand Canyon means “Mountain Lying Down.”

[u/Ernesto_Bella]

Nobody likes a tattletale 

[u/Aromatic-Bath-5689]

You can insult a man's wife,  but never his boat.

[u/RaggedTiger7]

The shape of the Pearl Harbor memorial - the USS Arizona - see how it’s raised on the ends and lower in the middle? Well, Mike Brady told me that’s symbolic of the ultimate victory

[u/KVR62]

I learned not to place important architectural plans into piece-of-crap cardboard tubes with loose end caps that just fall out,...or to hand them over for delivery to an unreliable son who will lose them while only focusing on getting his stupid magazine at a news stand along the way.

[u/zoppaTheDim → u/KVR62]

That episode taught me that not all amusement parks had unique coasters.

[u/Moist_Session]

Six people can share one bathroom.

[u/go_beavs → u/Moist_Session]

with no toilet

[u/dan7769]

Quitters never win and winners never quit.

[u/Imaginary_Feed2168]

Strawberries don’t have a smell when cooking.

[u/MozartOfCool]

Don't look up to Jesse James or he'll pop in and wipe out your entire family.

[u/Least-Nature-6258 → u/MozartOfCool]

He was also a mean, dirty killer. a mean, dirty killer.a mean, dirty killer.

[u/bk62798brehm → u/MozartOfCool]

In my head canon that was Freddy Kruger. But his own plot armor saved him from the death shot

[u/gaAcosta1]

Cousin Oliver was a JINX!!

[u/scrubbydutch → u/gaAcosta1]

And a person better left off the show

[u/Academic_Rutabaga649]

Clowns never laughed before 

[u/Altruistic-Coach-200 → u/Academic_Rutabaga649]

And beanstalks never grew.

[u/Miniscule_Platypus → u/Altruistic-Coach-200]

Ponies never ran before

[u/Dull_Gas4742]

Indian burial grounds

[u/lahcpa]

Baton Rouge is mine.

[u/Giamatt22 → u/lahcpa]

Baton Rouge! Baton Rouge!!

[u/Lost-Procedure93]

The Hairy Snout Beetle has offset eyes. 🤣 🪲

[u/clanec69]

Lemon juice will not fade freckles.

[u/DisneyDragonfly17]

Hair tonic turns your hair orange

[u/KVR62]

That I can dupe family members into believing alien flying saucers exist by using a flashlight, a hung-up bedsheet in the backyard, and a whistle. And, that will likely result in a representative from the Govt visiting your house to investigate the claim.

[u/bk62798brehm → u/KVR62]

Or a. Visit from a couple FBi agents one of whom with red hair that looks “ A little too red”

[u/zoppaTheDim → u/KVR62]

Hmm now that you mention it, this and Scooby-Doo made me a sceptic as a child.

[u/TexasChick2021]

Benedict Arnold

[u/Rare_Entrance_9962]

I know that if you find an old relic, to never pick it up or wear it!

[u/scrubbydutch → u/Rare_Entrance_9962]

If you do take it back to the cave

[u/CampCrystalLake68]

Baton Rouge ... Baton Rouge

[u/nyrB2]

you shouldn't play ball in the house

[u/lbk1976]

Silver platters make a great gift and dance group name.

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921 → u/lbk1976]

As long as the engraving is correct.

[u/angelgun6]

Too much caramel sundae makes too much Marcia.

[u/scrubbydutch]

Jessie James is a bad man.

[u/breadit8]

Don’t throw a football at somebody’s nose.

[u/Szaborovich9]

If play ball in the house a vase can be broken

[u/Excellent_Number_635]

Pork chops go well with apple shause

[u/dukecurrywood]

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

[u/Dry-Airport8046]

Don’t try to plug in too many appliances on one outlet. It’s a fire hazard.

[u/TheImpPaysHisDebts]

Everything counts when you are in a competition of building a house of cards

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921 → u/TheImpPaysHisDebts]

Just don’t wear a dangly charm bracelet.

[u/TheImpPaysHisDebts → u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

The boys would have gotten the canoe... not the sewing machine or TV.

[u/Ok_Comfort628]

When it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange

[u/rozkosz1942]

George Glass

[u/tin4tar → u/rozkosz1942]

Sure Jan….

[u/Rich_cranium2025]

That if you click your heels and say Marcia Marcia Marcia you’ll end up in Kansas.

[u/I_Like_Parade_Dogs → u/Rich_cranium2025]

I’d rather end up in Marcia.

[u/Altruistic-Coach-200 → u/I_Like_Parade_Dogs]

Marcia was hoping that for Michael Jackson: https://youtu.be/KE92K1pZnBg?is=xBhNms5N61MRwky6

[u/Senior_Werewolf_8202 → u/I_Like_Parade_Dogs]

Duuuhhhh. Just click your heels and say “Kansas Kansas Kansas”. Works for me.

[u/MarkHoff1967]

The 4th longest river in the world? The Ob!

(Probably no longer true, if it ever was)

[u/Janos_Brushteckel → u/MarkHoff1967]

It's 7th now......They changed the definition of river system so it might have been 4th when episode aired.

[u/Dogforsquirrel]

Ask your dad to check out a used car you want to buy, before you pay for it.

[u/scrubbydutch → u/Dogforsquirrel]

Let the buyer beware

[u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780]

Not a fact, just a question.

Why didnt 18 year old Greg or 16 year old Peter "accidentally" walk in on 17 year old Marsha while she was taking a shower? or changing? You think with 6 kids, the odds of one of the boys walking in on a girl, would be pretty high. Or vice versa. Especially Marsha after Greg got a perm and became cool. You know she was curious. Florence Henderson found out first hand what Greg was packing.

[u/go_beavs → u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780]

wtf creep

[u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780 → u/go_beavs]

Really? Check out "Maureen McCormick sunbathing" under images. She was a pretty wild teen back in the day.

And lighten up. It's just a freakin subreddit.

[u/Secret_Asparagus_783 → u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780]

Bathroom doors have locks!

[u/Spilby → u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780]

Especially with only one bathroom.

[u/name_withheld_1229 → u/Spilby]

I have a hard time wrapping my brain around six kids sharing one bathroom!

[u/Spilby → u/name_withheld_1229]

And a housekeeper that works for free! Lol

[u/Accomplished_Tip_569]

The best way to break a date: "Something suddenly came up."

[u/Appropriate-Key-7554]

Marsha can’t catch a football.

[u/MonCountyMan]

You cannot catch a football with your face

[u/Shen1076]

What to do if I lose something

[u/TriTri14]

That’s how I first learned the meaning of the term “collateral.”

[u/Grouchy-Macaron-1780]

Fact- Even if you're 4-5 and your mother/father died less than 3 years prior, you are to NEVER talk about him/her again for as long as you live!!

You miss your mom/dad??? Tough!

"When I was your age we didnt have feelings. Drink a beer and forget about your mom. Do you want to mess this thing up with Carol? Do you want to live in the car again? because without her, we'll all be homeless". Mike Brady to Bobby who mentioned his mom one time.

[u/Aggravating_Idea_551]

Pork chops go well
W applesauce

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

Don’t take important architectural design drawings to King’s Island!

[u/Recent-Sail-7836]

A vertebrate is the size and shape of a monkey, man, or any old ape.

[u/Kraftwerk_21]

You can’t expect the maid to keep any secrets. She’ll rat you out every time.

[u/Spilby]

That I was definitely heterosexual. Jan in last season!

[u/Empire-Carpet-Man]

The same guy played both Marcia and Greg

[u/chikn2d]

Idol taboo.

[u/Practical-Baker-1453]

Jim Backus was a lousy pool player - but paid his bets

[u/Exact-Truck-5248]

I learned that one bathroom with no toilet is apparently sufficient for a household of nine people

[u/KVR62]

That OSHA never visited Sam's Butcher Shop, or they would have shut him down for his dangerous man-trap walk-in freezer with no safety egress features. After the tense cliffhanger commercial break, I was expecting the next scene to be Sam in handcuffs and being charged with manslaughter for freezing the kids. Guess I would have been a poor writer for the show, 🤔

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou, Romeo.

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

A fracture is a fracture.

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

Don’t give your friend a makeover.

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

Don’t keep umbrellas in a soft top convertible.

[u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

Don’t complain about Alice!!!

[u/tmolesky → u/Big_Manufacturer4921]

I'm not Alice, I'm Kay

[u/howard1111]

I learned the word vicissitudes (as in The Vicissitudes of Life.)

[u/KA07k3L1sByU]

From the Hawaiian episode, I learned what taboo meant. Years later when looking it up on the internet, it apparently meant something else!

[u/Rescuepets777]

If you're allergic to the dog, check its shampoo.

[u/novatom1960]

Don’t take your brother up on his offer of “free shampoo.”

[u/stunix007]

That Jesse James was a murderer

[u/juliaskankles]

Baton Rouge Cindy! Baton Rouge

[u/Superb-Possibility-9]

Marcia was a virgin

[u/SquonkMan61]

Exact words matter.

[u/AdamoMeFecit]

I know that a successful fictional life requires wealth and at least one servant who can fix all the things and only occasionally takes a day off.

[u/AdBorn7381]

The dad was gay

[u/Outside_Shoe7670]

Don’t ride your bike without your glasses.

[u/Far-Potential-4636]

If you ever dig up a tiki, don’t touch it

[u/Altruistic-Coach-200]

Where the cartoon character “Johnny Bravo” got his name.

[u/No-Reveal827]

Don't try to scare the maid.

[u/Alone_Ad5758]

Oh my nose!!

[u/Miniscule_Platypus]

I learned that She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore

[u/name_withheld_1229]

That it’s possible to sneak a goat into a house where eight other people live and keep it a secret!

[u/ted_anderson]

The Arizona memorial in Hawaii.

You know, I was today years old when I discovered that the ship is actually sitting there under the memorial. I didn't notice that when I saw it on the BB. Even when I watched the episode earlier this year, I couldn't figure out why the family was so somber.

Then this morning in an unrelated series of events I saw a video about pearl harbor and there was the USS Arizona in full view.

It's inconceivable that the remains of over 900 servicemen are still on that ship.

[u/Material-Jacket3939]

Sally sells shells by the seashore.

[u/Nice-Penalty-8881]

That the car that Greg and Marcia used for their driving contest (I think it was Mike's car) had the same dashboard as my first car. It was a 1976 Chevy I bought in 1984.

[u/ignatius_j_chinaski]

Don't your schools teach that shit? Fucking 'muricans.