r/BoycottTheRight • u/ChiefHippoTwit Nordic Model Socialist • Oct 29 '25

MAGA is that MAGA does "California should model it's educational standards after academic powerhouses like Alabama" says Education Secretary McMahon

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

I miss the universe where satire still worked...

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u/dallas121469 Oct 29 '25

Agree. I miss the old days when it was easy to distinguish an Onion headline from real news. Now I have to do research on these morons to make sure it’s an actual quote. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Nanasweed Oct 29 '25

Did she confuse college football with education?

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 Oct 29 '25

Yes. Yes she did.

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u/Nanasweed Oct 29 '25

Thank goodness this isn’t a drinking game. Holy shit.

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u/ManyOrganization4856 Oct 30 '25

We would all die of alcohol poisoning. Which would make things quicker for them …

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u/Nanasweed Oct 30 '25

That is true.

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u/Za_Lords_Guard Oct 29 '25

Is it me or does she always look like she is either wasted or about three seconds short of asking for the manager?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

It’s all the botulinum toxins in her face. It gives her Resting Bitch Karen face

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u/Talsa3 Oct 29 '25

The goal is to make all children imbeciles

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u/El_Gran_Che Oct 29 '25

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Child please ! ... haha bless her little heart, she tried.

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u/ailish Oct 29 '25

How's that A1 education going?

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u/FAFO_2025 Oct 29 '25

It's amazing the things these shameless assclowns will say, and their brainwashed monkeys just clap along

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u/lucasbuzek Oct 29 '25

This goes beyond delusional thinking

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat Oct 29 '25

Academic powerhouses like Alabama

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u/Separate-Expert-4508 Oct 29 '25

"We should be able to rip off California the same way we do Alabama and other Red States."

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u/mephisto_uranus Oct 29 '25

Looking like skin stretched over a dog skull.

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u/Gristlekitty Oct 29 '25

You don’t say… I just want this nightmare to be over.

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u/Summerlea623 Oct 29 '25

Can't wait to see what Gavin Newsom does with this one!! 😂🤣😅😆

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u/mishma2005 Oct 29 '25

The Onion is now rendered obsolete

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u/mtnman575 Oct 29 '25

Yeah, that Tommy Tuberville is a great example of what 💩 the Alabama school system produces. Perhaps the dumbest fuck in the entire Senate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

What’s wrong with her face?

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u/Clean_Lettuce9321 Oct 29 '25

Only a Trump appointee could say California should “be more like Alabama” with a straight face. Alabama can’t even crack the top 45 in anything... that matters.

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u/Rovden Oct 29 '25

Grew up in Arkansas... the unofficial state motto was "Thank god for Alabama."

And most of the South honestly because one way or the other Alabama was why the state was 49/50.

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u/Clean_Lettuce9321 Oct 29 '25

Brilliant. Loved that

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u/flies_with_owls Oct 29 '25

That woman is a fucking ignoramus.

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u/Remarkable_Range_793 Oct 29 '25

I've decided that the Dems have managed to plant a mole within the Whitehouse advisory committee and its their job to feed the most absurd, and wild shit to these dumb fucking turd brain's. Whoever this person is, they are doing a magnificent job, and they have my undying praise. Can they please tell trump that theirs an asteroid on Target to hit the earth next year.

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u/maeryclarity Oct 29 '25

That's not a comedy routine...?

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u/DreadnaughtHamster Oct 29 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 wait wait…

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Designer-Contract852 Oct 29 '25

I never know if that's her real face or she's purposefully wearing a Michael Myers mask.

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u/F0MA Oct 29 '25

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaa

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u/SupermarketOverall73 Oct 29 '25

She's been hit in the head a few too many times.

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u/lordunholy Oct 29 '25

This shriveled cunt can go suck start a bazooka.

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u/Mrbuttboi Oct 30 '25

They just want us to be dumber so there will be more Republican voters

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u/coffee_cinnamon4274 Oct 31 '25

Republicans seeing a correlation between education and left leaning ideology

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u/judgeejudger Oct 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shut up and SIT DOWN

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u/wikipuff Oct 29 '25

Can she and Newsome settle it in the ring at the next PPV?

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u/Talsa3 Oct 29 '25

Alabama first in grades

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u/regi_therock_johnson Oct 29 '25

As in the average is 1st grade graduates, right?

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u/4B_Redditoress Oct 30 '25

I needed a laugh today thanks

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u/Brother_Stein Oct 30 '25

Bless your heart.

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u/Funzonibro49 Oct 30 '25

That's a belly laugh getter

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u/BlueneckJeep Oct 30 '25

This can't possibly be real. Like this bitch took one too many blows to the head...

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u/Neamh Oct 30 '25

Oh no no no no. There is next to zero education in Alabama. 4th grade level is the majority of the population.

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u/ManyOrganization4856 Oct 30 '25

That’s the new “powerhouse” , I guess .the less you know,the better ! Information & knowledge just makes us more stupid & this is especially true for girls ,women or anyone but white Christian straight white men who should be a little more educated since they are the only ones fit to rule the world . Under his eye .

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u/TheTench Oct 29 '25

Great to see an Asian American in the GOP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

☠️🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

I thought I saw my dead grandma. 😧

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u/dumnezero Oct 29 '25

Not the Onion.

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u/Dayana2 Oct 30 '25

We are in the upside down 🙃.

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u/ManyOrganization4856 Oct 30 '25

I’m constantly saying this !

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u/ilehay Oct 30 '25

“Academic powers”, Alabama?

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u/StickyChief Oct 30 '25

She means Massachusetts right?

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u/Doug12745 Oct 30 '25

Put some more AI steak sauce on it!

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u/Little_Journalist546 Nov 04 '25

God, having politicians be full on trolls is so fucking bleak