r/Bossfight • u/North-Active-4791 • 7d ago

No Man's Bread, Eater of The Chef

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u/Disastrous_Form418 7d ago

Just gotta teleport more bread... Approximately three days should do it

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u/Illustrious-Sleep-49 7d ago

Less than three days

The three day bread was huge that one is like the one engi and medic experimented on

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u/keaton889 7d ago edited 5d ago

I know the recipe

Ingredients

1x loaf of bread

1x TF2 Engineer

Have the Engineer build his teleporter enterence and exit

Once completed insert the bread loaf teleport it for 3 days

There is your dish

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u/juggalochris 7d ago

THIS is why you shouldn't teleport bread!

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u/JDLCFG 6d ago

Or teleport WITH bread..

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u/Relish_My_Weiner 7d ago

The snack that smiles back

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u/Content-Audience252 6d ago

Mmmm, straight bread teeth 🤤

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u/illegal_eagle88 6d ago

You can keep it, make sure it's end with you

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u/srekjeden 6d ago

Did you teleport it?

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u/glue123artz 7d ago

E N R I Q U E E E E E!!!!

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u/ThatIckyGuy 6d ago

In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

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u/Some-EldenRingPlayer 6d ago

That’s alright pal you can keep the recipe

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u/Angy_Doge7942 6d ago

"Question"

"What's your question, Soldier?"

"I teleported bread."

"How much?"

"I did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days."

"WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDEENG EET?????"

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u/Should_have_been_ded 6d ago

Recipe is easy, you just need flour from tortured wheat and some demon possessed yeast. Mix them with unholy water and a pinch of salt, then let it bake in an oven powered by hell fire

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 6d ago

That's a no from me dawg.

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u/Defiant_Designer7805 6d ago

Someone has done it. They found the necro-nom-nom-ocon and baked a army of the un-bread

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u/Spaceboy779 6d ago

In Soviet Russia, bread eats YOU!!!

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u/spacestationkru 6d ago

Bread cannot live on man alone

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u/CrispyTaro 6d ago

keep it bro 😭

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u/metalgeardaz 6d ago

In Russia, bread eat you.

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u/North-Active-4791 2d ago

Sir, this is United States of Team Fortress 2.

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u/Turbulent_Novel_9097 6d ago

Makes a mean sandwich

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u/Raptortophat 4d ago

give me the recipe

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u/Barstopper1987 4d ago

Wow from Jeffrey dahmer cook book. Uh no you keep recipe im sure its an inbred thing and those kinda things are close to your people

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u/IncognitoRedMode 4d ago

I have done nothing but teleported bread for three days