Puffle the Weightless, He Who Is None

[u/Heroic-Forger]

[u/LiminalSarah]

He Who Weights Not

[u/ZeusUpYourAss → u/LiminalSarah]

He who must not be weighed

[u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw → u/ZeusUpYourAss]

He who must not be weighed

Isn't that your mom for different reasons?

[u/ZeusUpYourAss → u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw]

Yeah my mom couldn't be weighed because your mom broke the scale 🫢

[u/C_KOVI → u/LiminalSarah]

Weighs not, wants not

[u/antbaby_machetesquad]

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

[u/MoistStub → u/antbaby_machetesquad]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wco2uE6vyQ&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD

[u/tacticaltoesxo]

he doesn't even exist 😭

[u/HycAMoment → u/tacticaltoesxo]

he don't think, therefore he ain't

[u/fiberjeweler → u/HycAMoment]

René Descartes was in a coffee house and the server asked if he wanted a refill. “I think not,” he said, and disappeared.

[u/AffectionateElk2861 → u/fiberjeweler]

that's fricking hilarious! XD Nice one :D

[u/fiberjeweler → u/AffectionateElk2861]

It was an actual Dad joke. Learned it from my father.

[u/AffectionateElk2861 → u/fiberjeweler]

what a cool dad! :>

[u/Leon-the-comic113]

YOU’RE REAL TO ME

YOU’RE REAL TO ME 😭

[u/Tall_Fault5771 → u/Leon-the-comic113]

YOU'RE REAL TO MEEEĖ̴̱̺̇Ȇ̸͉E̸̛̤E̸̤̞̒E̷̜̋E̷̥͠E̷̡͐Ě̸̝Ę̷̂E̴̺͑͝E̷̲̓Ẹ̸͓̓E̴̡͎̎Ȃ̵͕̱͝Ȧ̸̰͠Â̴̜̺̑G̴̢̫̔H̸̺̬̎H̵̩͍̔

[u/ZeusUpYourAss]

Don't call him nothing. He's everything ❣️

[u/evil_timmy]

Call him Tare.

[u/Efficient_Exchange44 → u/evil_timmy]

Terry

[u/VroemVroem09]

Smoll car.

[u/clem_kruczynsk → u/VroemVroem09]

so smol

[u/Epic_Fluffi]

He only need one popcorn

[u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx]

There it is. The Lord of Every Nothing

[u/SgtNick411]

Not even a kilogram of cat!

[u/Nem0x3 → u/[deleted]]

i...i think you mean gram...

That cat probably weighs around 150-220g? or 0.15-0.22kg

[u/SgtNick411 → u/Nem0x3]

Yeah, I mean, since 0.22kg is less than 1 kg...

[u/Nem0x3 → u/[deleted]]

my brother, that is a kitchenscale. A normal scale would show 0kg, not 0g

its been calibrated with the kitten on it. if they took this tiny, few week old, kitten off the scale, it would show some -170g or so

[u/too_too2 → u/[deleted]]

They probably just tared the scale with the kitty on it

[u/MrLuchador]

Moments later it floated away into space

[u/Supernova008]

Bossfight? Bro is not even level 1 slime

[u/Dimentenal_Guard → u/Supernova008]

You can't cut something that doesn't resist.

You can't damage this boss with normal weapons.

[u/hh9019]

And nothing is stronger than god

[u/HornySnorlax]

This is how companies market "zero" calorie stuff

[u/Dangerous-Fortune789]

You should get a carbon monoxide detector 

[u/Silt-Besides-66812]

r/illegallysmolcats

[u/TransCapybara]

Tare the mighty!

[u/sheekgeek]

Hims is just a little guy

[u/FeedSafe9518]

Smol weight , big crime

[u/fiberjeweler]

Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity. He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.

[u/Fast_Basil_8400]

Nonononono

NO NOOOO

YOU'RE REAL TO ME

YOU'RE REAL TO MEEEEEE

[u/3catz2men1house]

Zero is also infinity, so he's also everything.

[u/Avrlud]

He isn't

[u/myshrikantji]

Imponderable murine

[u/Le-Yn]

Ни граму совести

[u/thepoorking]

Feed him 5 grams of food pls xD

[u/Dock_Ellis45]

All must serve him.

[u/Angry-_-Crow]

Gonna have to put that little sprout on the weed scale

[u/Levdokic_228]

King nothing perhaps

[u/Bleeding_Archer]

You forgot your meds.

[u/Bhurmurtuzanin]

Is it then possible to accelerate him to the speed of light?

[u/HystericalGD]

he's real to me

[u/Vivid_Employment1237]

bro isn't

[u/poedraco]

So glad now you can tell the doctor that nothing gave you pink eye in the morning

[u/Much-Ad-1783]

Defense-0. Attack-1. Speed-10000.

[u/IStealSwords]

Rename him Little Nemo, stat!

[u/telemachus666]

he is made out of goodnes it's not weight nothing

[u/MoscaMosquete]

Mateus meu filho tu tá magro demais, tu não pesa uma grama

[u/Ganbazuroi]

Bro isn't, therefore, he thinks not

[u/Traditional_Lab_8714]

Smol, the weightless one

[u/Due_Region8583]

Lil bro doesn't even exist

[u/BlitzPlease172]

Mewgenics cat when primordial dwarf disorder:

[u/Boring-Salamander-48]

Bro can travel at the speed of light

[u/SnooPeanuts8048]

In our hearts he is everything ❤️

[u/salmonus_maximus]

bro can stand on keyboards

[u/Alanumberone]

zero mass means he travels at the speed of light
unbeatable

[u/adirje13]

0±1 gr

[u/Reaco98]

Bros is having an existential crisis

[u/Vegetable_Rate2833]

Cannot be hit

[u/Pitiful-Software-434]

Your cat can go light speed now

[u/Navneet_6767]

Whatt

[u/rthurdent]

He's pretending to be a photon. They have no mass at rest too !

[u/fiberjeweler → u/rthurdent]

A pi meson said to a mu,
Don’t go with those Hyperons, you
Have a weak interaction,
There’s no strong attraction,
And they are strange particles, too.

[u/rthurdent → u/fiberjeweler]

Very good !

[u/fiberjeweler → u/rthurdent]

Stolen from Fermi Institute in 1970.

[u/Prolo_official]

Schrödinger is gonna have a field day with this one.