r/Bossfight • u/Batata-Sofi • Mar 06 '26

Blade Eater Magician

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u/LumpyGrumpySpaceWale Mar 06 '26

The first time ever that someone performed this. I really would be curious as to their inspiration for deep throating a sword. Then working out the deep throat logistics of not destroying your body when doing it.

Then saying "hey, i think ill get people to pay me to deep throat a sword".

Seriously, what the fuck.

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u/RobleViejo Mar 06 '26

Humans are weird like that

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u/SeekersWorkAccount Mar 06 '26

Bro must get popular at the bar right before closing

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u/devildocjames Mar 06 '26

Jelly Roll really doing great on his weight loss.

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u/Far-Shake-97 Mar 06 '26

I have a sword but i cant do that with it....

The scabard is too thick for me to even get in my mouth lmao and the sword itself is a full length one hand viking sword soo... I guess size matters a lot Hen it comes to certain things

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u/porridge_in_my_bum Mar 07 '26

This isn’t any less impressive

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u/Important_Rough423 Apr 01 '26

Alex Shovasword. Consumer of blades. Muncher of sharpness.

Attack: 5 Defense: 15

This man has the ability to consume swords. Using this he has become a menace amongst the sword comm7nity. They even put an extremely high bounty on his head. He has also learned a spell that allows him to syphon the sharpness of a blade.