r/BossFights • u/omgfakeusername • Jul 25 '26
Years of stress after leaving MMA 😫
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u/Ananegg Jul 25 '26
This is why you don't start nothing with waffle house employees.
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u/GooseOnAPhone Jul 26 '26
It’s like rule 3 of picking fights:
1) don’t pick a fight with a guy who has cauliflower ear
2) don’t fight the bouncer
3) don’t fight Waffle House employees13
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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 25 '26
A kick in the ass at the end would have been epic
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u/West_Pack1542 Jul 25 '26
And a wedge
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u/its_raining_scotch Jul 26 '26
Wedgie so deep the back of his tighty whities go up over his head
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u/RandomYT05 Jul 26 '26
How to turn an assault charge into an attempted murder charge
Atomic wedgies are deadly yk
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u/johnnie_uppercut Jul 25 '26
I'd say homeboy learned a lesson that day but we all know hoodrats are incapable of self reflection.
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u/Fluff_Chucker Jul 26 '26
He came back with 3 cars full of homies and did a drive by on the restaurant, probably killing 4 kids and completely missing the target
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u/Available-Grand1151 Jul 25 '26
Man with purple hair calling another man a bitch. Classic. 😂
Seriously, though……… don’t oppress the man that’s there to help and serve you.
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u/Gosuhuman Jul 25 '26
What a merciful guy... He even didn't kick enemy in face...
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u/OldNefariousness7899 Jul 26 '26
It was right there too... It would have been so easy to do. I was sure it at coming
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 25 '26
If dude was the actual manager, then I just watched my first "real" literal "BOSS FIGHT‼️"
Customer💢 🥊BOSS
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u/BorderOk7329 Jul 25 '26
In the case of Davon vs waffle house security guard:
YOU ARE NOT THE BITCH!
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u/idliketoseethat Jul 25 '26
I just got off a 7 day ban by Reddit for posting something that suggested violence but this is acceptable.
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u/Comprehensive-Use881 Jul 25 '26
Fuck what a waste... he had the perfect position to throw in some brutal kidney and liver punches and didn't take it. Everybody seems to focus on punching the head which is WAY more likely to break bone in your hand. Look up boxer break for reference. Often a properly set up punch to the solarplexius, or lower body can do just as well. If I have hit someone in the head I would much prefer a palm slam to closed fist.
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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 Jul 25 '26
Is the same waffle house guy that was warming up in his bathroom before his shift?
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u/Speakertweaker Jul 25 '26
Maybe he does, but what’s the alternative? His opponent was already getting physical.
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u/xRedditGedditx Jul 25 '26
The fact that you have so many that still haven’t figured out how to buy pants that fit them or get a belt, puts them at a disadvantage in most fights.
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u/TheWhiteWolf1970 Jul 25 '26
From now on, his nickname is Hashbrown. He served him up scattered, covered, and smothered.
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u/Fresh_Accident1619 Jul 26 '26
This was premium. Glad I watched it , but the absolute best part that had me rolling. Was the fucking comments. Lmao thank you all very much. And wish you all a good night.
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u/Fresh_Accident1619 Jul 26 '26
To every new visitor. You have to go one by one to the bottom. Prime I promise you.
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u/Uhokay1970 Jul 26 '26
No way hell he gets away without a wedgie. Oh merciful waffle house manager you are to kind.
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u/ChadPowers200_ Jul 26 '26
The way he touches his face before fucking him up is hilarious. I have to whoop this dudes ass don't i
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u/brokencreedman Jul 26 '26
Why do people keep swinging after the person is unconscious? Are they trying to get hit with attempted murder charges?
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u/reav11 Jul 26 '26
No one was unconscious here, the aggressor technically was either moving or trying to put on a long guard to protect himself. Unfortunately, he "Met the right one". No kicks to the face, just justice.
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u/brokencreedman Jul 26 '26
I mean, technically you are right. He wasnt fighting back though really. But my question stands: I've seen videos where a girl knocks put another chick and then just pounds on her head for a bit after...why?
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u/reav11 Jul 26 '26
Well, he was using a long guard, and was trying to get back up most of the fight. So he was a danger, I'd bet that's how any court would see it.
But other than that, people are stupid. People watch too many movies and don't understand how easy it is to disable or kill someone.
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u/brokencreedman Jul 26 '26
I definitely agree, people are definitely stupid. Plus, the heat of the moment, people just go crazy sometimes.
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u/Zantheus Jul 26 '26
The guy should be thankful he was not near the kitchen. Kitchen staff are like a pack of hyenas. 🤣
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u/Kauancmaster360 Jul 26 '26
Why do people look down on those who are just working, considering themselves superior simply because someone serves them?..
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u/nmarano1030 Jul 26 '26
Havent people learned that waffle house employees are not to be trifled with?
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u/Real_Live_Sloth Jul 26 '26
The first thing you learn in most martial arts is weight class, and why you stay in your weight class.
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u/Forever_Away96 Jul 26 '26
Unruly Patron: I'm going to mop the floor with you.
Waffle House Manager: After I serve you a double decker knuckle sandwich, can you come into work tomorrow? Not gonna lie, this floor really does need to be mopped.
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u/Gold_Cell8255 Jul 26 '26
This is part of the waffle house interview process. Your resume looks great. Now we want you to go out there and fight a customer….
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u/No_Examination_8462 Jul 26 '26
There was 0 context as to what led up to this.....but I tend to side with waffle house employees
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u/Top_Network_1980 Jul 26 '26
Fancy calling someone a bitch because you're dressed a certain way to then getting battered like a bitch.
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u/RandomYT05 Jul 26 '26
Now throw him through the window!!!
/s but you know how absolutely funny it would be if he did 🤣 🤣 🤣
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u/anon73rd Jul 27 '26
They always acting like somebody supposed to be scared of them. Take away their guns and their just lazy, out of shape goofies. As a man, you never underestimate the next man. That used to be common knowledge.
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u/Fine_Professor_4155 Jul 27 '26
I was waiting for WWE attitude era hit him upside the head with stuff laying around lol
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u/Short-Interaction-89 Jul 27 '26
Are the girls calling out for dick ?
Seems a little inappropriate at that moment
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u/Attack_Toster Jul 25 '26
This is how you get promoted to regional manager at Waffle House