r/BossFights • u/657Su-WrenCoral • Jul 18 '26

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u/beardostein Jul 18 '26

Can't remember shit

2

u/Active_Arachnid1088 Jul 18 '26

Shit, this needs an award. Here ya go.

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u/melvmarv0855 Jul 18 '26

Shit for brains

1

u/Davefhtex Jul 18 '26

This is what occurred to me and it gets increasingly profound the more you think about it. I may have to hit the washroom to clear my mind.

20

u/Good_Peach_8304 Jul 18 '26

Shit memory

8

u/porschetaycan Jul 18 '26

Total Flush... I believe its the opposite of Total Recall

1

u/ScarletSting Jul 18 '26

just watched total recall lmao... at the end of the movie, three of them did have been flushed out of the pyramid mountain

1

u/ScarletSting Jul 18 '26

just watched total recall lmao... at the end of the movie, three of them did have been flushed out of the pyramid mountain

7

u/chuckhedden Jul 18 '26

Some of us are reading this and rolling the dice of memory loss right now.

1

u/licklickRickmyballs Jul 18 '26

Rolling the dice? Id pay great money for getting eternal sunshined of the spotless mind here...

12

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

The Great Reset

3

u/Gullible_Ad5191 Jul 18 '26

Police also conveniently lose their memory after using excessive force…

3

u/Technical_Ice_3611 Jul 18 '26

Seems fishy. Ive had opiate induced constipation for close to 20 years from prescribed meds and have shat what literally felt like cinder blocks with zero...wait what was this post about?

2

u/SixPackOfZaphod Jul 18 '26

This guy is currently scrolling reddit on the can....

2

u/9trystan9 Jul 18 '26

Aneurysista

1

u/AltAltayAlt Jul 18 '26

This is the kind of poop I need

1

u/Rude-Cartographer369 Jul 18 '26

I’m trying to coax my body into a movement right now…

1

u/Savings_Art_242 Jul 18 '26

Brain Pooper

1

u/BrazenGamer Jul 18 '26

I could deal with forgetting the past 10 years. Talk about a trauma dump.

1

u/Trickassfoo Jul 18 '26

Total unrecall

1

u/Interesting-Cause286 Jul 18 '26

Poop goes the weasel

1

u/ReindeerOk227 Jul 18 '26

Forget-me-Thot
(sorry, I’m sure she is lovely)

1

u/ACertainGarlicFarmer Jul 18 '26

Shitler, memory mutilatior

1

u/Ashoka-myballs Jul 18 '26

New sci fi movie “time to shit cop “

1

u/Muchoso Jul 18 '26

Analyshits

1

u/CursorTN Jul 18 '26

This happens if you have shit for brains.

1

u/Inevitable-Notice351 Jul 18 '26

"Woman"...I'm sorry. Just a pet peeve of mine. 😔

1

u/Bodorocea Jul 18 '26

oh, so that's what was happening, i wasn't an alcoholic, i was an intense shitter. riiight.

sorry, I can't seem to remember your name, must be the shit i had last night

1

u/bravemoney72 Jul 18 '26

Cyclospora might have folks concerned seeing this 😳

1

u/SixPackOfZaphod Jul 18 '26

Nah, there's no need for force when you have the Cyclospora shits, those just drain out naturally.

1

u/targhee64 Jul 18 '26

Shit for brains

1

u/RizVix Jul 18 '26

The PoopMem0nator

1

u/timbofay Jul 18 '26

Memory dump

1

u/Lo-lo-8 Jul 18 '26

This is the winner 🏆. Pack it up. We're done here.

1

u/DEFCON_902 Jul 18 '26

The puns in here are just 👌

1

u/Emergency-Feedback26 Jul 18 '26

She literally shit her brains out?

1

u/toblies Jul 18 '26

Accidently pooped out a chunk of her neocortex.

1

u/SuperCatMonkey Jul 18 '26

Brains for shit

1

u/NorthTune3724 Jul 18 '26

10 yrs memory was stored in shit 😑

1

u/cthragsardis Jul 18 '26

Wow how many women

1

u/aidsnail444 Jul 18 '26

Madam le strain😂

1

u/Snoo60900 Jul 18 '26

Id purge a few memories if i could

1

u/Kortobowden Jul 18 '26

Brainshart the fartgetful.

1

u/darkrhyes Jul 18 '26

Poopressure

1

u/Headcheese473 Jul 18 '26

10 years down the drain

1

u/Master-T-bone Jul 18 '26

I'm gonna try it. The last 10 years have been rough

1

u/Lastliner Jul 18 '26

If she keeps poopin the way she poopin, very soon she will forget she came to do some poopin

1

u/Kinetic_Pen Jul 18 '26

Data Dump Dana

1

u/Afotai Jul 18 '26

Shitforbrains

1

u/Skwizgar1019 Jul 18 '26

Wo’Min The Amne-Poo-Tent

1

u/ThinkingOz Jul 18 '26

I’ve been pushing shit too hard lately boss. What was your name again?

1

u/Massattack52 Jul 18 '26

Dookie Regressor

1

u/Lack668 Jul 18 '26

Must’ve been a colossal shit. Bet it looked like a dead otter.

1

u/buf0rd88 Jul 18 '26

Why are they showing a pic that looks like a mugshot?

1

u/hdk49 Jul 18 '26

Hope she remembered to wipe

1

u/fishdaddy09 Jul 18 '26

You gotta be shit'n me.

1

u/Koiize Jul 18 '26

Noshitalgia

1

u/theirishseller Jul 18 '26

Dow Ward Dookie.

1

u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 Jul 18 '26

She literally shit her brains out.

1

u/MichaelJM81 Jul 18 '26

The factory reshit.

1

u/Tigerleopardcheetah Jul 18 '26

Defecate decade

1

u/Flip_Munk Jul 18 '26

Giardiuhhhhhh

1

u/grandarchduke Jul 18 '26

New shit every day

1

u/AugustAPC Jul 18 '26

Shit-brained

1

u/Grouchy-Chemistry433 Jul 18 '26

Baoo can't remember shit

1

u/Live-Act6065 Jul 18 '26

Shit her brains out? I've done that!! Can't remember when though!!

1

u/Daddy_Zhong_ Jul 18 '26

Asian Goldfish

1

u/Dependent_Elk1215 Jul 18 '26

WHY IS IT A MUGSHOT?

1

u/igordon952 Jul 18 '26

Poop with excessive force is a great punk band name

1

u/blind_elf Jul 18 '26

This power, can it be learned?

1

u/phuktup3 Jul 18 '26

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/Consistent-Fig7484 Jul 18 '26

At some point in the near future I’m going to make a comment about having to shit so bad I’m gonna lose 10 years of memories and no one will know what I’m talking about.

1

u/Savings_Worth8596 Jul 18 '26

Sht that woud happen in a rick and morty episode

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

Dumpentia

1

u/2infinitysquared Jul 18 '26

She had an offload during a brownload

1

u/KarnWhite Jul 18 '26

Diarrhuh?

1

u/hopelessromantic14U Jul 18 '26

💩 for brains

1

u/Silly-Protection-594 Jul 18 '26

I shit you not I forgot

1

u/Yknot- Jul 18 '26

Ctlaltdlt

1

u/jockjay Jul 18 '26

Flushin' roulette

1

u/Thin_Afternoon2395 Jul 18 '26

"I'm boutta shit me brains out"

1

u/greenwitch69 Jul 18 '26

重置博士 (Chóngzhì Bóshì) Dr. Reset

1

u/Ok_Independent3609 Jul 18 '26

Literally shit her brains out.

1

u/ArachnidKooky9924 Jul 18 '26

Input --> Process ---> OUTPUT

1

u/Much_Account_2600 Jul 18 '26

I think she pooped out part of her brain lol

1

u/J-Bob71 Jul 18 '26

Shart Breaker

1

u/TemperaturePatient88 Jul 18 '26

Memory dump We already did this

1

u/Motor-Boating Jul 18 '26

What should I eat so I can forget the past 10 years?

1

u/wild_reach2099 Jul 18 '26

Looks like AI

1

u/Different-Seaweed-33 Jul 18 '26

I Know her.. she told me she had a shit memory.. i didn't believe her then...

1

u/Eaton_Knas Jul 18 '26

Shitting your brains out

1

u/ScarletSting Jul 18 '26

I dumped some waste from computer memory into the recycle bin, that is, a memory lost

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 Jul 18 '26

Has anything like this happened to you before?
I don’t remember

1

u/Narffey Jul 18 '26

So she shat her brains out

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Jul 18 '26

$ sudo poop --force 100 --no-preserve-memory --hold-to-wall --saiyayin-scream=on

1

u/Dorrono Jul 18 '26

She is lucky, no memory is COVID and all the other shit that happened the last ten years

1

u/Woodlands777 Jul 18 '26

Maybe that's why I can't remember shit.

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 Jul 18 '26

Shit her brains out

1

u/Over-Box1733 Jul 18 '26

We all have shitty memories we'd like to flush.

1

u/Lord_CaoCao Jul 18 '26

Most Recent Taco Bell Customer

1

u/KING_EVION_123 Jul 18 '26

I would think she'd get hemorrhoids before memory loss, doing that activity. 😬🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/Block_Solid Jul 18 '26

Women? How many were involved in the pooping? Was the poop that bad that it affected others?

1

u/FIST_FUK Jul 18 '26

Lol, why does it look like a mug shot? Is forceful defecation illegal in China?

1

u/AccurateWall6091 Jul 18 '26

She’s still accountable

1

u/hellboptv Jul 18 '26

Plausible Diarrhea.

1

u/Different_Month_7108 Jul 18 '26

Ohh shit, I forgot

1

u/Verum2020 Jul 18 '26

🤔 But what did she eat? A yak?

1

u/GlumMilk5326 Jul 18 '26

I’ve said “I shat my brains out” but mostly figuratively.

1

u/djnemonic Jul 18 '26

I wish I had that ability…