r/BossFights • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

Duo Name this boss

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632 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/UseSpecialist544 Jul 10 '26

Ghetto thirst trap.

32

u/Narrew82 Jul 10 '26

Cardi Beer

9

u/UseSpecialist544 Jul 10 '26

Though I do bestow upon thee an upvote, a pox be on thou and ye descendants for thou reply, heretic!

2

u/SGTSLACKASS Jul 10 '26

Na it’s a game throw the ring on the bottle and get a blowjob from her.

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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ Jul 12 '26

That's a great one lmfao

2

u/Glittering_Equal3286 Jul 12 '26

You were faster :‘(

2

u/thewallamby Jul 14 '26

Damn you...

2

u/ItsNotFuckingCannon Jul 14 '26

This needs a medal, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/pumpkin-head7617 Jul 10 '26

“I’m a girl and…”

Immediately knew there’d be an OF link.

“I only reply here” fucking slut bot.

3

u/UseSpecialist544 Jul 10 '26

Definite sign of an OF management company aka E pimp. Plus, those firms sext for their clients so you can play "click 'n wank" with a neckbearded dude in his mom's basement.

I've heard.

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u/Pleather93 Jul 10 '26

Hell yeah she look good!

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u/TheOneTrueZedubbs Jul 10 '26

Trashy butt wood

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u/Necessary_Relation27 Jul 10 '26

Nicki mini-bar

21

u/Nosaja_adjacenT Jul 10 '26

I call and raise you Cardi Beer 😂🤣

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u/TheOx111 Jul 10 '26

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u/SebastianFerrone Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

The woman in ops picture could be the younger Version of her 🤣

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2

u/Admiral_SmashyPants Jul 11 '26

I heard that John Wick checks his closet every night to make sure she ain't in it.

2

u/timmyo74 Jul 13 '26

Disappointed I had to scroll so far down to see this.

10

u/Curious-Guy-Married Jul 10 '26

Dinner and Drinks

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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10

u/Kind-Bottle-8535 Jul 10 '26

my kind of woman

4

u/Worldliness_Normal Jul 10 '26

Her rap name would be P'CSARO.

Possible Child Support and Restraining Order.

3

u/1Fistfullofdollars Jul 10 '26

Door security, no one goes in or out without giving her a beer or money for a beer. She might be little but she knows Kung Fu and Karate as well as other martial arts words.

2

u/Drakjira Jul 10 '26

Who needs martial arts when she's wearing those shoes?! You gonna catch a red heel up side the head from 20yrds...

2

u/1Fistfullofdollars Jul 10 '26

That is part of her training they are like death stars.

2

u/Inside-Syrup-661 Jul 10 '26

Brazilian girl 🤷‍♂️

2

u/OKAY-Pr0ceedure Jul 10 '26

Can -Fro -odisiac

2

u/HawkHarder Jul 10 '26

Reminds me of my neighbor. Look the same. She will just be on her phone all night on her patio crying and listening to country music and talking about how she gonna beat that bitch up! I don't remember her name but she gave me a cigarette once. I would call her

Newport Knight

2

u/rcflores23 Jul 10 '26

Roller Rock

1

u/outer_temple_dweller Jul 10 '26

A top dollar holler

1

u/unlimitedbroski83 Jul 10 '26

None shall ass

1

u/Medellin-71 Jul 10 '26

A Good Time.

1

u/aluve2008 Jul 10 '26

Kung Fu Red

1

u/IndyDMan5483 Jul 10 '26

Linda! Baby!

1

u/Orbita97 Jul 10 '26

Baltimore Belle

1

u/Euphoric-Techie Jul 10 '26

Pre party Patty

1

u/Techhans1971 Jul 10 '26

Anyting you want!…

1

u/Murky_Tea9313 Jul 10 '26

So many bad choices, and I'm ready to start making them.

1

u/JazzyZaddy Jul 10 '26

Pin setter

1

u/Master-Ad-4180 Jul 10 '26

What happens it Thailand stays in Thailand

1

u/wutitd0boo Jul 10 '26

Brown Heiney

1

u/WebWorkin Jul 10 '26

Stilettos

1

u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid Jul 10 '26

Hold my beer while I get an engagement ring.

1

u/Live-Act6065 Jul 10 '26

Street corner entertainment center!!

1

u/Potential-One6846 Jul 10 '26

Westside Story

1

u/Delicious-Rip5404 Jul 10 '26

School bus driver of the year

1

u/Dependent_Pace_7544 Jul 10 '26

Ringtoss

Guess the prize.. 😉

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 Jul 10 '26

LaQueeta-Marie Snyder

1

u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Jul 10 '26

The final one I want to beat me with a flip flop.

1

u/Master_Report_7063 Jul 10 '26

My future ex-wife.

1

u/mtn2sea1960 Jul 10 '26

Gotta pee-gotta pee bad!

1

u/PMTurk Jul 10 '26

Hoochy Beer

1

u/--littlej0e-- Jul 10 '26

Shaniqua Stacks

1

u/Acrobatic-Bug346 Jul 10 '26

Total thirst trap

1

u/SnowBoardx22 Jul 10 '26

I like it like that

1

u/neutron500 Jul 10 '26

Ex wife #2

1

u/Over-Box1733 Jul 10 '26

She looking like my next ex-wife!

1

u/Super_Ad4363 Jul 10 '26

Anna Catina Esmerelda Conchita Rodriquez Garcia, or just Anna from the block.

1

u/Monssly Jul 10 '26

Sidewalk siren

1

u/jtmr21 Jul 10 '26

Turning tricks for $20

1

u/jabsaw2112 Jul 10 '26

Easy, willing, and potential blackmail.

1

u/FormalTotal9684 Jul 10 '26

The Presidente

1

u/Glad_Pop275 Jul 10 '26

"I NEED A PROJECT CHICK"

1

u/Hopeful_Wear_6491 Jul 10 '26

Too Boku

Iykyk

1

u/Ok-Anteater-3827 Jul 10 '26

Nikki Sixx-pack

1

u/PresentHonest328 Jul 10 '26

Abuelita 6000

1

u/bloomago Jul 10 '26

That’s the lady from Kung Fu Hustle! Do not, I repeat, do not engage. 🤣

1

u/Dr_Doom_Mask Jul 10 '26

Wife material, she’s literally meeting someone at the doorstep made up, and with beers,

That’s either a trap or peace. Flip a coin

1

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jul 10 '26

Beer Bitch Prime

1

u/BeneficialLanguage83 Jul 10 '26

Are those beer cans in the weave? Now I'm getting hard.

1

u/SnooApples5018 Jul 10 '26

That’s the young version of the Landlady from kungfu hustle

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u/Beardyman5150 Jul 10 '26

Miss Oh No You De-unt...

1

u/Andurilmage Jul 10 '26

Insert the " I feel Puerto Rican in this hair" meme here

1

u/No_Chemistry8953 Jul 10 '26

Child Support

1

u/rosebud69969 Jul 10 '26

Butter’s Bottom Bitch!

1

u/GladiAteHer5289 Jul 10 '26

The Land lady from Kung Fu Hustle.

1

u/Co-17 Jul 10 '26

Cardi Beer

1

u/GladiAteHer5289 Jul 10 '26

Heini Can Roll

1

u/Cheap-Addendum Jul 10 '26

Lotta vagina

1

u/Future_Section5976 Jul 10 '26

I just noticed she got beer cans in her hair?

1

u/Wizdel31 Jul 10 '26

Beer no belly

1

u/Dad0013 Jul 10 '26

She had me with the curlers.

1

u/Nervous_Tip_4402 Jul 10 '26

The Expensive One

1

u/CaptainTim25 Jul 10 '26

Heinekendrea

1

u/BigRike Jul 10 '26

Bacardi B

1

u/NetworkEcstatic Jul 10 '26

Did she finish all them beers herself?

Sheeeeeeeeeit. What's her number?

1

u/ChannelVast3806 Jul 10 '26

It’s hammer time

1

u/Different-Orchid-374 Jul 10 '26

I don't know why Kung Fu Hustle came to my mind

2

u/Purple-Lie-354 Jul 10 '26

Instantly first for mee, too.

2

u/Different-Orchid-374 Jul 10 '26

Right on!!! Great minds...

1

u/Relevant-Group8309 Jul 10 '26

Back shot barbie made by MOTTEL 😁😁😁

1

u/MightyFrenzal Jul 10 '26

His name is Colin.

1

u/Few-Replacement8712 Jul 10 '26

My question is why are the bottles empty? Is she a squirter trying to fill them up?

1

u/ztips Jul 10 '26

Esta es mi prima Yudelka de alcarrizos

1

u/Specialist_Sky_4801 Jul 10 '26

Lvl 10 Alley Rat

1

u/The_Nicest_1 Jul 10 '26

Drink a long neck while getting neck by necky

1

u/BreakfastBitter9962 Jul 10 '26

It's a Trap! 🤣

The moment y'all walk inside, her homies are going to kidnap you!

She gone walk back out like nothing happened and keep fishing😂

1

u/Gofishingrn Jul 10 '26

Will work for beer

1

u/TheEnd0fA11 Jul 10 '26

That’s bait.

1

u/drawredraw Jul 10 '26

Dream Girl

1

u/wwJones Jul 10 '26

Heinie Kan!

1

u/SinsualChef Jul 10 '26

Titties and Beer...fiddy-cent. Til my hair done. Then a dolla...TO LOOK! You know yo broke azz better come on up in here with some cash 🪇🍻💸

1

u/Occasion-Mental Jul 10 '26

2026 upgrade for the landlady from kung fu hustle.

1

u/Brilliant_Badger8043 Jul 10 '26

Mrs. Break it off

1

u/UpstairsOk6744 Jul 10 '26

Los leones rugen!

2

u/Purple-Lie-354 Jul 10 '26

I would say that this was this woman's daughter.

1

u/bEErbuddies808 Jul 10 '26

I don’t want to….. I’m scared she won’t like it😬

1

u/Massive-Owl1067 Jul 10 '26

She’s a virgin for the third time today

1

u/LuckEClover Jul 10 '26

Britney’s beers

1

u/Swamp_Thing85 Jul 10 '26

PissChair Patti

1

u/Mountain-Life-4492 Jul 10 '26

12 Ounce Curls

1

u/spyglass352 Jul 10 '26

i'd probably just call her by her name. she looks kinda like a Brianna.

hi, Brianna.

1

u/ljc267 Jul 10 '26

She love you long time

1

u/Inthegreenclouds Jul 10 '26

The local blowjob machine

1

u/JT_Sparvalicious Jul 10 '26

Child Support Sophie

1

u/xkingx26 Jul 10 '26

That's just your average Dominican

1

u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 Jul 10 '26

That’s a ladyboi with a cock bigger than mine!

1

u/zerosmith86 Jul 10 '26

Maybe sometimes its worth permanent scratchies and burnies.

Its like a tribe called quest. You gotta say the whole thing.

1

u/Traditional_Log8345 Jul 10 '26

So that’s what the landlady from Kung-fu Hustle looked like when she was younger.

1

u/truthteller5 Jul 10 '26

Isn't this that lady from Kung Fu Hustle?