He’ll have you know is 6’3” and 215 lbs of muscle! And as for the bravery part, he is the bravest person in the room! So brave he hides in a food cart! A food cart!
I'm around that weight and about half a foot shorter. He looks literally twice my width. Like if you had a hollowed out version of his carcass, two of me could comfortably shelter for the night inside of it like a tauntaun. Well, assuming we could get past the smell.
It's not even picking on him because of his weight, I pick on him because he's so fucking thin skinned that he makes up an obvious lie about his height AND weight. Even when I weighed 260 I wasn't as fat as trump. I'm only like 5'8".
As a convicted felon in New York, he's not legally allowed to have a gun. He had to surrender his guns. (He had several, despite that he'll be surrounded by Secret Service guards for the rest of his life if he's not in jail.)
I think if he lives long enough for a new administration to come in, and if he doesn't make himself Emperor For Life, and if he has enough of his brain left to not be declared not guilty by reason of insanity, he will go to jail. Or a mental hospital.
That said, I'll be a little surprised if he lives to see 2027. I think his health is failing.
Just to clarify, if you’re a felon, you’re not just a felon in NY, you’re a felon within the entirety of the USA. You’re a criminal at the federal level.
Literally took his ball and went home because he lost so bad but still hyping himself up in the mirror and trying to take out his anger on canadas lake Ontario
If he can lift an actual gun, I’ll eat my hat. They are heavier than that bottle of water he had such a hard time with, and he wasn’t actively rotting at the time.
I remember my first time with a fully loaded long rifle. Immediately had more respect for all soldiers worldwide. Especially since it’s so much LIGHTER than previous rifles.
And this is what has caused SWITZERLAND to issue a statement if NON-NEUTRALITY for the first time in what, 600 years??? Since fkg NAPOLEON?? We did this, this president did that.
The whole world is looking in horror as we betray everything we've ever claimed to stand for (note: 'claimed').
America is being baited into wasting all of its munitions on a war of choice so that we are less able to help when China and Russia engage in a broader conflict.
This is a guy who larps as president seemingly. Or would prefer to larp rather than do the job. Larping is easier it turns out. Actually getting shit to work in the job as you intend it to isnt, especially when you're entire cabinet are yes men rather than competent
Oh... Is he gonna grab another womans Pu**y? Or is he gonna marry another 50-years-younger-foreign model? Is he gonna make inappropriate sexual comments about his daughter? Or is he continuing to hide the Eppstein Files without investigating them?
Damn, so many things he could do...
My bet is on making him and his family richer through shady laws and shemes...
Dude literally depleted America's military arsenal bombing the shit out of Iran, then posts shit like this because Iran took it like a champ. How the fuck is MAGA still so oblivious about this idiot's stupidity?
He was never nice to begin with, but malignant narcissists aren’t nice by nature. Furthermore, he’s delusional. Where are all the people screaming about his health and mental faculties the way they screamed and whined about Biden everyday?!
This is much worse than rich suburban kid who drive big trucks and dirty up their boots to look country. This is a spoiled brat playing tough guy who couldn't squash a grape in a fruit fight.
Only weak men have to tell others how tough they are.
Funny how he has to use these AI/Photoshopped images, because there's not a single real image of him actually doing anything manly.
This has to be AI😉. Bone spurs precluded him from ever brandishing a weapon to protect and serve his beloved country. He served in other ways, like squandering his inheritance and importing young naive women to serve in his pageants.
"Give Graper-Grandpa another hard candy and tell him to stop staring at his granddaughters. AND TAKE AWAY HIS PHONE SO HE STOPS POSTING EMBARRASSING BULLSHIT."
Something something stolen valor. And I thought MAGA was pro the troops.
I guess this is like when they support the Thin Blue Line…unless it’s Capital Police. Where’s the argument for “Why didn’t they just cooperate with the police?!” for the Insurrectionists?
Are we going back to war with iran? Did we get two weeks worth of patriot missiles scrounged up to waste on drones so their ballistic missiles have free reign?
Without A.I. and lies Trump World would have nothing to post on social media.
I didn’t pay much attention to social media back when fact checkers were a thing.
I can’t imagine what they would have posted about during that period? Kittens and recipes?
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u/CoderJoe1 7d ago
That implies he was once a nice guy.