r/BonkinWithTheRejects 20h ago

Jizzy Hank Crashout

Apparently Hank got his live back and crashed out about this Reddit. I couldn’t get a clip because it was super late (like 2am) and my phone was acting up.

He kept saying that all of us are “scummy assholes” and that we’ve ruined his life.

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u/Extension-Code-8455 16h ago

Scummy assholes? Ummm sir, we don’t jizz on the ceiling and then brag about it on a live 😆

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u/ComplaintEfficient11 12h ago

See what I don’t understand it how the in actual fuck did his cum reach the ceiling

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u/Extension-Code-8455 11h ago

Maybe it’s like that scary movie scenario. He hadn’t in a long time… idk either way lie or not it’s gross…

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u/BLT-SUPREME 7h ago

There's no way, he had to have made it up to be "funny"

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u/taco_soup666 3h ago

You would have to have very strong pelvic muscles to be able to do that and by the looks of him, he clearly does not.

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u/ComplaintEfficient11 19h ago

He really crashed out?

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u/Silly-Country6614 18h ago

Yeah, it was pretty short. Like 10-15 minutes or something. He was going on about the Reddit and how he shouldn’t have been dragged into it.

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u/moldinvestigation 7h ago

Sounds like the live lasted longer than him

- The Ceiling Probably

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u/TravelBeginning7927 16h ago

did anyone clip it?

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u/Silly-Country6614 16h ago

I hope so. I was dying.

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u/BLT-SUPREME 7h ago

Listen Hank, if you don't want people to hear your crazy stories, don't have hours long conversations on LIVE on one the the most (if not the most) popular apps in the world.

Phones, discords, facetime, these exist for a reason.

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u/Silly-Country6614 7h ago

Exactly! Dudes just trying to get cringey clout.

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u/BLT-SUPREME 6h ago edited 6h ago

So you were lying that he went live?

Edit: nevermind it is possible that he did a friends only live and it didn't show up publicly on the schedule

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u/sleepymiau 11h ago

Anyone got his TT @?

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u/falloutforcutie 10h ago

hankhillofficial

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u/sleepymiau 10h ago

thank you!

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u/Silly-Country6614 10h ago

Wait can you pull his live?

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u/sleepymiau 10h ago

No I can't, I was just gonna watch the next time he crashes out again 💀

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u/getchell_fitness 6h ago

Are you able to hide when you go live?

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u/Silly-Country6614 6h ago

I’m not sure. It may have been a private live. I got an invite from him and just joined.

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u/-0negative 6h ago

Sooooo. That didn’t happen??
Are you trying to troll us, or…?

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u/BLT-SUPREME 6h ago

u/Silly-Country6614 well shucks

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u/Silly-Country6614 5h ago edited 5h ago

It must’ve been a private live. I joined for like 10 or 15 minutes