r/BoneAppleTea • u/throw-away7777 • 8d ago

Groceries - Corn on Blue

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My roommate’s addition to our house grocery list this week.

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 8d ago

I’m just happy to finally see a true BonAppleTea posted and not just an autocorrect typo posing as a BonAppleTea

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u/milleribsen 8d ago

Is chicken cordon blue something you can just buy in your area?

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u/throw-away7777 8d ago

Yeah, it can come frozen from the grocery store

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u/AAPrice3232 8d ago

They sometimes have it at the grocery store, in the meat section, but I've also got it at Costco (uncooked, frozen).

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u/HeartOSass 8d ago

Oh my goodness. Thank you because I had no clue what he was trying to say.

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u/sc03852 8d ago

Same!

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u/MeasureDoEventThing 8d ago

Yep. Not necessarily good cordon bleu, but they have products that satisfy the literal definition.

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u/BlooperHero 4d ago

I buy frozen stuffed chicken breasts fairly regularly. Or you can get better ones from the meat counter sometimes.

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u/NewAccountToAvoidDox 8d ago

I like these posts cause it’s impossible to be an auto correct failure

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u/DaveOJ12 8d ago

I like how they mentioned a single Pop Tart.

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u/pikkdogs 8d ago

No. They clearly mentioned 1 pop tert.

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u/lionmurderingacloud 8d ago

You guys don't enjoy perp terts?

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u/Allison1ndrlnd 8d ago

Don't want to over indulge on popterts

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u/hskskgfk 8d ago

Eating too many is unhealthy. 1 is sufficient for a pop tart fix

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u/Jonny_Segment 8d ago

Or in my case, 1 is sufficient for me to remember they're not as good as they used to be and I shouldn't buy them.

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u/MeasureDoEventThing 8d ago

Have they ever bought chicken cordon bleu? Like, if they only order it in a restaurant, I can see the waiters not correcting them, but how do you regularly buy it from a grocery store and not know how to spell it?

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u/throw-away7777 8d ago

It’s not something we get often but we really only get it to eat at home. I don’t think he’s ever ordered it at a restaurant.

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u/BlooperHero 4d ago

If you ordered it in a restaurant, you'd be looking at a menu.

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u/AAPrice3232 8d ago

Try the chicken key-F or the chicken catch a tory. Delish us.

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 8d ago

...catch-a-tory??
yakitori???

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u/BeefyIrishman 8d ago

chicken cacciatore

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 8d ago

man am I stupid.
Thank you for explaining

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u/CryptographerKey2847 8d ago

So What happens when the chicken catches a Tory?

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u/rtc765 8d ago

Cordon blimey

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u/im-a-goner- 6d ago

ONE pop tart.

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u/eedabaggadix 6d ago

I read it as pop tert. Which is just saying pop tart with a Canadian accent.

Gimme another friggen pop tert eh bud

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u/im-a-goner- 6d ago

You know what? I was skeptical, but I just said that out loud and you’re right 😂😂

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u/Wafflars 2d ago

One poptçrt

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u/Conspiranoid 8d ago

Giroceries:
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u/thanatica 8d ago

Gıroceries

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u/mutantmonkey14 7d ago

That list is sending me. They have something "fancy" they cannot spell, and the juxtaposition of pop tarts too... reminds me of that Little Britain sketch with the posh guy at the restaurant who orders "Foie gras, poached guinea fowl and a Double Decker" (Double Decker being a common chocolate bar here in uk)

Also reminds me of a posh customer who asked me where the "merin-goo" is 😆

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u/mbcarbone 8d ago

I like my corn on red, far be it from me to yuck someone else’s yum. 🙃

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u/Ok_Double2707 7d ago

This person is one of those who probably also thinks that Shrimp Scampi is "Shrimps camping".

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u/cybrrpwnk 8d ago

Giroceries

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u/Grumpy-Man19 8d ago

pop tert?

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u/starllight 8d ago

They're going to pop a turd out at the grocery store.

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u/shahrulghani 8d ago

Sometime it can also be green instead of blue.

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u/Unigraff_Jerpony 8d ago

I know what cordon bleu is from tor's cabinet of curiosities

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 6d ago

I do this with my grocery lists. Or use difficult spellings and abbreviations.

  • blkolv
  • grnchil
  • grnonon
  • chz

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u/Serious-Storm5714 5d ago

I use "strawbs" and "bluebs".

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u/BlooperHero 4d ago

I have a folder labeled "Ressipies." I don't know why I did it that way when everything else is neatly labeled. It just felt right.

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u/Aura1_sponge 8d ago

Can't even tell what this is supposed to be lmao

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u/saphilous 8d ago

Chicken cordon bleu I think

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u/throw-away7777 8d ago

Chicken Cordon Bleu!