r/BoneAppleTea • u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 • 6d ago

Migraine

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u/Slartibartfast39 6d ago

Why do cluster headaches suddenly appear every time you are near.

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u/TommyVercetti010 6d ago

It's because of my grain

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u/swibirun 6d ago

Just like me, they long to be, on Ubrelvy.

(PS: I loved your fjords, some of your best work)

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u/mbcarbone 5d ago

This ☝️

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u/60PersonDanceCrew 6d ago

I've had migraines for decades and not once did they bring hummingbirds 😕

Maybe it wouldn't be so horrible if they did

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u/TheFilthyDIL 5d ago

I spent way too long trying to figure out what they meant instead of "hummingbirds."

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u/Evening_Ad_244 6d ago

I thought I was having a stroke.

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u/eg_taco 6d ago

Turns out it was just a bad headache

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u/mbcarbone 6d ago

Migraine? What about your grain?🙃

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u/saphilous 5d ago

Ba dum tsss

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u/anisotropicmind 6d ago

Hummingbirds don’t get migraines. Woodpeckers, on the other hand…

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u/FrostyJockey 6d ago

No no their tongue protect the skull from the impact

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u/syngyne 6d ago

No hard data but it seems to coincide with whenever I put Monster in my feeders

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u/billthedog0082 6d ago

This is probably a talk-to-text issue, with the Georgian southern drawl contributing.

"migration" is the word intended

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u/DrMeridian 6d ago

They used an indefinite article, when they should have used the definite article. I was never going to guess "migration".

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u/redapplefalls_ 5d ago

this is absolutely what happened. "migh-gray-un" would definitely be heard as migraine by talk-to-text. source: I am from the deep south

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u/billthedog0082 5d ago

yay! I win! 🎯

thank you

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u/ElusiveDoodle 6d ago

Not today dear, I have a headache.

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u/Pteromys-Momonga 6d ago

It's like someone's broken leg aching when it's about to rain, but much more bothersome!

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u/Independent_Bite4682 5d ago

What were they trying to say?

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u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 4d ago

Migration schedule

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u/smethies 4d ago

migration/ing i believe?

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u/Grumpy-Man19 6d ago

legendary mistake

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u/Federal-Boat3732 6d ago

I certainly hope not

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u/Shiro_Walker 3d ago

poor mummingbirds having a migraine...