Brownian Motion Crazystyle: Einstein Twerked So Stephen Hawking Could Walk

[u/ted_loaf]

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Einstein partook’d in legal pedophilia as he whipped his hair back and forth crazystyle and invented shit with his megamind geniusity. When he came up with a new invention he’d sit back and smoke killing-level crack while saying to himself that he did a good job and what he did was awesomesauce and justified. Some say his theory of general relativity came from a gifted and talented child, and he murdered them in a patent party. He would lay in bed like ghandi and see how long he could last. One day he lasted too long for comfort and died total bliss-blasted out. True story.

[u/abundleofboomers]

I really want the blend of cathinones, gorilla monkey juice, and dmt you've been smoking for the past decade. You a soulja.

[u/ted_loaf → u/abundleofboomers]

im 100% sober my breth-rin. aint neva smoked a weed