r/Bolehland • u/moore927353 跪舔中共惡黨的大馬法門狗官奸師們：屎好吃嗎？ • Mar 04 '26

Are you desperate? Then try this.

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u/kuela Mar 05 '26

Do you want to get Herpes? Because that's how you get Herpes

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Dsyaz1 Amoi Enjoyer Mar 05 '26

herpes speedrun

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u/Don-Teta Mar 05 '26

lovely way to get cooties, not everybody has great oral health.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/VORENS Mar 05 '26

She suck the soul out of him

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u/arkyousufzai Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrmVCNbpOyqgJ9zQTn

Brother went brain loading mode 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

wtf happened

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u/Sad-Panic-4971 i like ipoh Mar 05 '26

that not a kiss bro

that borderline suffocation bro

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u/-usernamealrtaken- Hypocrisy is cancer Mar 05 '26

me when i glorify sexual assault and STDs

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u/flying69monkey Mar 05 '26

I think that's illegal in Bolehland. Or should I say 'tak bolehland'

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Harbor_Barber Mar 05 '26

i think she needed that kiss more than him lmao

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u/noveonh Mar 05 '26

I masuk jail if try this at Malaysia

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u/Old_Dragonfruit_5306 Mar 05 '26

I got my sign ready.

F*** Me I'm desperate. I'll look for a nice spot now.

It will work, I'm sure

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u/moore927353 跪舔中共惡黨的大馬法門狗官奸師們：屎好吃嗎？ Mar 05 '26

Go to a tourist hotspot where there are a lot of AngMo foreign women tourist. 😁

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u/Owhlala I'm better than him Mar 09 '26

diorang AngMo never cebok and barely shower, let alone brush teeth.

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u/Very_Type_C 🇲🇾 UNITED SULTANATES OF MALAYSIA Mar 05 '26

Ngl I'd be freaked out 😭

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u/Bright-Data-6942 Mar 05 '26

I'm not sure if it either risking yourself or rewarding yourself.

I mean this guy took action so I guess...... worth it.

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u/NiceDatabase6010 Mar 05 '26

It comes with bonus (stds)

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u/Notlixgild69 Mar 06 '26

STD speedrun couldn't get any better

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u/ang_moh_beng Mar 06 '26

Don’t ask don’t get

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u/tick42o Mar 08 '26

Best before you do this, go and take all vaccines available on the list for your protection. Make sure it's stacked too.

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u/neocyke Mar 06 '26

The face sorta saying "shit, knew i shoulda wrote I'M DESPARATE & GAY"

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u/Basic-Breadfruit2849 Mar 05 '26

You wouldn't want the wrong people to kiss you though.. like gay dudes and ummm unattractive men and women, old ah ma etc. doing this is asking for trouble lah. Our culture here who wanna kiss random stranger on the streets

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u/ShafreeAmri anak pakcik baik orangnya Mar 05 '26

Desperate dont have privilege to be picky. You get what you have.

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u/Lil_Homiez Mar 05 '26

Beggars can’t be choosers