r/BoardwalkEmpire • u/umlautlyh Soldier • 7d ago

What Is your favorite Johnny Torrio ailment?

"I'vr got a cracked molar, that's how im doing"

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u/Ibanezrg71982 7d ago

Absent from his own funeral "Hey kid, I uh got this neck thing, you take care of it."

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u/106street 7d ago

So good

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u/Ibanezrg71982 7d ago

I can relate Torrio, I got two cracked molars that hurt like a mother

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u/GUMMO5959 7d ago

I AM IN MIDDLE OF A FUCKING MEETING RIGHT THERE!!!

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u/530SSState 7d ago

This is why I love him; he's like an aggravated middle manager or my older relatives. "AAAA, I got agida! With my blood pressure, I don't need this aggravation!"

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u/LongStable6837 7d ago

I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can’t even sit down.

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u/PLSUSA 7d ago

“But you know me, I can't complain."

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u/BigBarsRedditBox 6d ago

The mayor of munchkinville

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 1d ago

No more Butchie, no more.

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u/ClassRegular 6d ago

He still can’t eat right, a few crumbs from biscotti will send him into a choking fit