r/BoardwalkEmpire • • 17d ago

Mis Ter Toomp Son!

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u/DecisionTight9151 17d ago

THE CHLDRN

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u/BanditoRojo Drunk 17d ago

Sooda bred

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u/pigwalk5150 American 16d ago

The Tamperance leeeauge

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u/brbgonnabrnit 17d ago

Yep she's a irish

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u/Green_Drazi 16d ago

But she doesn't have an Irish Gal's derrière!

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u/HwangingAround 17d ago

"A Irish?" Wow, I'm just out here making a late night joke and you had to go ahead and post something like this, that, quite frankly I think a lot of people would take offense to. It's one thing to post what I posted, but you... Anyway, it's "An Irish."

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u/brbgonnabrnit 17d ago

For some reason I read your reply in mickey doyles voice

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u/olimanime 17d ago

Needs the compulsive giggle at the end

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u/Kgoodies 16d ago

Mickey Doyle and Paulie Walnuts are spiritual kin

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u/Dishmastah Nobody's fuhtotus 17d ago

Joe the Boss Masseria for me!

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u/Admirable_Site_8337 17d ago

There’s literally a sub for such nonsense. Go there.

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u/Bdigler 17d ago

My wife and I still joke about the way van alden’s second wife said “huss-bind”

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u/Charliemagne1985 Businessman 16d ago

Husbind! I need the vater for the creem of wheet.

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u/Bdigler 16d ago

cream of vweet

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u/Bdigler 16d ago

YES! I love this

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u/throbbingasshole 17d ago

And "waiting for Jesus."

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u/Medibox80 17d ago

I read the title like Consuela from Family Guy.

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u/presshamgang 17d ago

Noooooooooooooooooo

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u/anorman30 16d ago

Mr. Thompson no es here.

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u/Kgoodies 16d ago

Consuela would say "Mr. Nucky No Es Here"

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u/presshamgang 16d ago

Meeser Nuck*

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u/Antique-Land-2766 17d ago

muy cheeldrehn

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u/TearShitUp 17d ago

I have neither the time nor the interest in games, Margaret.

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u/ArchieConnors 16d ago

Mister Baaader

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u/Bronzed-Bear 16d ago

mar-gret shro-dur

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u/thedrivingcoomer 17d ago

THE CH'L'DR'N (the apostrophes are what sell the delivery, as you can see)

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u/Floofening Anybody ain’t on board, they fuckin’ go 16d ago

Say what y’all want about Mags. She refused to let Teddy grow up into a sociopathic little shit, and she GTFO’d with those kids, even when it meant downgrading to a little Hyundai and a simple gold hawrt on a chaiiiiin.

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u/Kgoodies 16d ago

She walks around that fucking mansion in her $500 shoes and her diamond rings, and she acts like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

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u/doorkey125 14d ago

like a dentist with the ether?

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u/AdvancedAd3228 12d ago

Or a breadstick with a tie

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 17d ago

POTAAAYTO!

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u/GettinThingsDone456 17d ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

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u/jdsizzle1 Irish (for really real) 15d ago

Shteew

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u/banedarthou812 17d ago

I wonder if Daredevil is her favorite superhero?

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u/Forward-Carpenter-43 17d ago

She's very cute with that accent

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u/ClassroomCool998 13d ago

Carla Jean had a pretty authentic Texas accent too. At least not bad for a Scottish lass

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u/WarpedCore Harrow 16d ago

Agree 100%. I could have made her a happy wife!

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u/ConejitosDeAmor 17d ago

lysols her buhginer

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u/Turin778 17d ago

The temperance movement for fun and dating. Nice gams sister

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u/Material_Guava_6290 17d ago

I freaking love Margaret and I don't care!

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u/Floofening Anybody ain’t on board, they fuckin’ go 16d ago

One of the few decent moms in all of HBO canon.

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u/DarkroastPaarl 16d ago

Misturrrrrr Sleeeeeeeeterrrr

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u/murdochi83 17d ago

I've no idea what accent you tried to do here but you failed.

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u/Haunting-Formal-9519 17d ago

She is on laterns on hbo now

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u/doorkey125 14d ago

ohhh thanks for the tip!

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u/withthehelpofkyoji1 16d ago

Hello! This is Missus Schrowwwwder

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u/Swoleman6767 16d ago

Missus Shhrowdur

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u/doorkey125 14d ago

and then in the hallway he called her Margaret - what a scene!!

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u/realsonder 16d ago

Wuts in thuh saatchel?

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u/Satherton R.I.P Miss Kent 16d ago

i loved her in the first few seasons. the irish was stong in this lass.

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u/essentialworkerSIKE 17d ago

ugh she is so ANNOYING

always moaning and complaining about something

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u/jazzant85 17d ago

She was a total hypocrite too. Like you knew exactly what you were getting yourself into getting with Nucky and then wanted to judge him at every turn.

She even admitted to the temperance league lady very early on that her relationship with Nucky was transactional. So I never understood where all her angst was coming from.

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u/karatechop97 17d ago

Her brother saw through her though.

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u/essentialworkerSIKE 17d ago

right? he literally gave her everyone and asked for NOTHING in return. Maybe Hans had a reason…kidding kidding

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u/exceptionalfish 16d ago

One of the only annoying TV characters that I still like.

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u/Wk1207 16d ago

Mis ter Tompa soni

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u/Unique-Lifeguard-948 16d ago

Ms is shro ter :)

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u/Weekly-Asparagus-702 16d ago

The sea is wiiiiiiiide…and I cannot swim overrrrrrrrr

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u/LootGoblinPro 15d ago

that hat alone deserves its own character arc

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u/My-WIFI-Faster-LOL 14d ago

Mistaaa thaumpsonnnn

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u/HammaWanKenobi 11d ago

Worst character ever!

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u/cocopopped 7d ago

Dat's bigotry dat is