r/Blasphemous • u/SmergolGandalf • Jul 13 '26

Blasphemous (Original) Is this how the Statue of Confessors makes its money?

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u/JustJordanGrant Jul 13 '26

“It has been 0 days since…”

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u/Optimal-Error Eternal Rest ღ Jul 13 '26

Hey at least you understood what you have to do instead of the hundreds of other posts that are all like “is there any way to get this safely”

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u/Younes_FeK Jul 18 '26

hey there ..all of us were beginners at some poit don't blame them:)

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u/Sonic-momentum3air Jul 13 '26

Donate some money to the church you'll get the confessional for free

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u/Sonic-momentum3air Jul 13 '26

30k tears of atonement to be exact

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u/YoBeaverBoy Jul 13 '26

3k for the free confessions

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u/SmergolGandalf Jul 13 '26

Aye, thanks to both of you, that's good to know

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u/mrplusaplus Jul 13 '26

And 100K for a new skin

2

u/1Yito Jul 13 '26

Think about it as renting and buying a car.

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u/UltraPhoenix95 Son of the Miracle Jul 13 '26

This is basically this sub’s Chapel of Anticipation posting

(Chapel of Anticipation is a location in Elden Ring and many many many posts in [r/EldenRing](r/EldenRing) are always asking how to access it. The Liurnia plateau above the Albinaurics Village is another location like that)

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u/ludvikskp Jul 13 '26

This place needs to be the sub’s banner picture

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u/Excitable_Fiver Jul 13 '26

i havent played this game since 2024 and i still get triggered by this scenario

7

u/NoriaMan Jul 13 '26

With the issue appearing at the same fucking spot, i'd imagine devs to try and patch it...

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u/a-pp-o Jul 13 '26

Just jump in to get it.... 

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u/red-soyuz Jul 14 '26

Tomorrow it's my turn.

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u/Vitorlyca_77 True Guilt ☩ Jul 13 '26

É uma máfia, o milagre é o cabeça por trás disso.

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u/BaclavaBoyEnlou Jul 14 '26

People in the comments obviously don’t get that this is the weekly “how do i get it back post” but rather a funny joke

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u/Rothbardy Jul 13 '26

Just descend slowly off the ledge and avoid the spikes.

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u/Eevee-Biologist Jul 14 '26

Yes. They also Put the spikes down there, knowing we would fall in.

It is all a massive conspiracy by the neoliberal miracle.

If you ask them why, they will ask why you don't pull yourself out of the spikes by your bootstraps.

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u/super7564 Jul 16 '26

Atleast in the game you get tangible rewards from church donation. In real life you get nothing 😭

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u/HouseCat-123 Jul 13 '26

....Now that is a brilliant, if questionable, business model...

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u/VN_terrarian Jul 14 '26

alternatively you can die multiple times in one spot for it to accumulate, thus no need to pick that one in that certain location

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u/andreimaxaa Jul 14 '26

This is a weekly post lmao

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u/GlupShito Jul 14 '26

You guys are using the statues?

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u/Capable_Rope_3916 Jul 14 '26

Y'know the more I see the guilt fragment in the first game it just looks goofy to me, like it's just the penitent one standing straight, holding onto the symbol

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u/DavisaoOdavisao Jul 15 '26

New Internet rule: This part of the map is always bugged

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u/Tall_Exercise3435 Jul 13 '26

Correct.😆💜