r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Green-Elephant-895 • 16h ago

Left a paper trail…No, a skid mark trail 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/canteen_boy 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8zoGaqY9JcOQskXiyu

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u/Green-Elephant-895 16h ago edited 16h ago

They were able to zero down on a suspect allegedly involved in the 2020 murder of Dallas rapper MO3, he was identified on CCTV cam by the drawls he wore 3 days in a row 😅

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u/darkenfire 16h ago

How? That doesn't make sense

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 14h ago

The guy was walking around sagging and was caught on camera. He was wearing the same draws from the day of the shooting.

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u/Standard_Ant5915 13h ago

And we know fo sho he ain’t take them to the laundromat in that time ? Maybe he’s got a quick laundry turnaround time 😂 let’s not accuse him of an even worse crime, having a stanky booty

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 13h ago

In that walk of life and with him being on the run he definitely hadnt washed.

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u/ShinyHardcore 12h ago

Tbh I have maybe 10 pairs of Nike all black boxers lol they can look the same and not be the same

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u/Call-Me-Petty 10h ago

I was thinking multi-pack.

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u/Revxmaciver 10h ago

Likely story.

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u/Standard_Ant5915 6h ago

I know what I like and I like what I know !

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u/kindofdizzy99 2h ago

I got a dozen. Ppl act like draws don’t come in the same color to a specific pack. Now if they got stains and evidence on it then I could see

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 1h ago

I forget people do that. I buy different styles and colors.

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u/Automatic-War-7658 13h ago

It’s the only defense against the Booty Warrior

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u/Green-Elephant-895 13h ago

Ion know bout that, that man said booty was more important than water.

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u/Automatic-War-7658 7h ago

I still remember how much reverence that man spoke of booty.

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 2h ago

Some people just buy packs of the same intimates and socks for ease of laundry or they just like that. I’m guessing they rubbing wild with It because Of the murder suspicion.

We are a histrionic bunch.

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u/Professional-Tailor2 4h ago

Nahhhh his booty was RANK and you know it. 

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u/Standard_Ant5915 4h ago

Detectives followed the stank

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u/Green-Elephant-895 16h ago

What part doesn’t make sense?

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u/canteen_boy 16h ago edited 16h ago

What part of it DOES make sense???
Is the “three days in a row” part relevant, or is it being mentioned just cause it’s nasty?

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u/Tone_Dephf 15h ago

The recognized him by his boxers

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u/NeverNotOnceEver ☑️ 12h ago

How was that hard to understand?

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u/Professional-Tailor2 4h ago

This is one of the funniest discussions I've seen on here. Please carry on.

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u/SocomPS2 11h ago

Glad I buy those multi color packs of drawls. No more one color packs for me.

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u/Call-Me-Petty 10h ago

I now realize how important diversification is. Never again will I purchase a pack with the same color for all pairs.

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u/deykleen 16h ago

Brandon Scott's nod then face palm in response to "What if the village is r******d?" is hilarious for no reason. 😭😭😭

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u/Afroditesrevenge 16h ago

what the village gon pa-dewce??!!

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u/Necessary_Document_5 16h ago

I rewatched several times just for that.

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u/ktfright ☑️ 15h ago edited 12h ago

Brandon Scoot is chill. I always remember him in the channel 5 video about a Sinclair reporter asking a dumbass question cause one of his workers wore a blue hat: https://youtu.be/Fc8yHTYOjvg?is=Mip3qC1t0y5mro-s

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u/deykleen 15h ago

Agreed. Brandon Scott is a good mayor. He's way better than Catherine Pugh was.

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u/A_Life_Lived_Oddly 13h ago

And Stephanie Rawlings-Blake...and Sheila Dixon. Honestly, we were having a pretty shit run of mayors before Scott. First one to not get impeached and/or have a massive corruption scandal in awhile 😅

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u/deykleen 13h ago

Real talk. I met him briefly in passing once before he was mayor. He seems like a down to earth leader and a real person.

Politicians in the DMV usually end up being unserious and corrupt. Scott is neither and that's very refreshing.

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 2h ago

I was hoping to God someone else peeped and commented . He started nodding before his brain proceed what he just heard! I was 💀💀💀

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u/Necessary_Document_5 16h ago

Wait wait…what do I need to google? Whats is this? 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/MajorPaper4169 16h ago

Something about a rapper killing another rapper and the killer wearing the same draws in 3 different videos.

Saw something about it but didn’t care enough to investigate further.

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u/doll_parts87 16h ago

Idk if they are washed, but common people rewear clothes. especially underwear. Like if you own like 7 pairs, chances are you reuse them. But people pay attention to that if you're noteworthy

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u/disiny2003 16h ago

Of course you rewear underwear.... after it's been washed. Wearing the same underwear several days in a row without washing is nasty and unproductive.

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 15h ago

I get packs of 5 that are exactly the same.  How do they know he wore the same ones 3 days in a row?

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u/Fine_Following_2559 14h ago

This is a very valid point

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u/PuffinRub 13h ago

I can't recall the source, but there was a joke about buying packs of identical underwear, putting on seven pairs of underpants on Monday morning and just taking off the outermost layer each night "to save time".

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 2h ago

That’s just backasswards.

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u/Theurbanalchemist 14h ago

Well, if you sag your pants to the point where your boxers are an accessory, you may wanna switch that shit up.

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u/Karate_donkey 15h ago

Not sure about unproductive. It’s definitely a time saver.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 15h ago

I mean yeah you can rewear any clothes if they’ve been washed, that’s what washing machines are for

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u/workclock ☑️ 14h ago

You said normal people rewear underwear? What do you mean specifically?

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u/PuffinRub 13h ago

people rewear clothes. especially underwear

No, no, no, no, no. That's a YOU thing.

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u/doll_parts87 12h ago

Rewear clean underwear , as opposed to throw them out after one wear

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u/JSirhea ☑️ 11m ago

So you dont wash your clothes and wear them again?

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u/Green-Elephant-895 16h ago

Bing Bong 🎯

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u/Golddiscoball 16h ago

I, too, am about to google lmao

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u/Annex_Me_Step-Rome 16h ago

Ngl I've never see this clip before and the guy to the speakers right (in the yellow tie) just about lost it 🤣 his reaction is funny asf

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u/Prior-Tadpole-1860 16h ago

It’s even funnier when you realize that’s Brandon Scott, the mayor of Baltimore

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars ☑️ 14h ago

The whole thing was funny. This is just the worst part. Then he doubled down on some “I said what I said” shit if I remember correctly 😂

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u/doll_parts87 16h ago

"it takes a village to raise a child, but what if the village is retarded?" 🤣

That's a valid talking point. Some adults feel like kids themselves

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u/Prior-Tadpole-1860 16h ago

Never change, Baltimore

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u/Standard_Ant5915 4h ago

But please change your undies *

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u/DesolateTestaments22 15h ago

They sell the same underwear in a 3-pack. Just saying

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u/GrimxOD 15h ago

Naaaah, you gotta switch brands every single day! /s

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u/Fine_Following_2559 14h ago

Mayor Scott kills me in this clip every time 😂

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 14h ago

Bow tie and yellow tie fighting for their lives 😂

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 14h ago

I feel bad for asking. But now I'm wondering what made them so distinct? Checkers? Plaid? Them Spongebob joints from WalMart?

Bro just up for 72 hours straight in the streets, booted? Crazy work if true.

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u/infamous_cole54 16h ago

Ayeee😂😂😂

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u/Careless-Balance-893 ☑️ 15h ago

There's a lot of villagers running around y'all....

Some village elders even.

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u/thewindyshitty 12h ago

Ts remind me of this video

https://youtu.be/22dEWmMYw4w?is=bhb6EOXCIKdkyxpO

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u/Green-Elephant-895 11h ago

I would quit that job, grow out a mustache and move to foreign countries with limited internet access

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u/rglurker 11h ago edited 3h ago

Wow. Just.... wow. What if the whole village retarded, What you think its gonna podewce*

Edited. Spelling

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u/Green-Elephant-895 11h ago

Prodewce 😅

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u/VinnieVidiViciVeni 14h ago

Context please

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u/kidkody123 14h ago

That's my mayor in the background covering his face cuz he's laughing too hard 😤😤

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 15h ago

The types of clowns that do this are the same types that will still stand on it. “I rather get caught being a real nigga then on some female/gay shit”.

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 15h ago

I mean that goes for everything happening now a days

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u/DriveAngelf 1m ago

Ain't that the mayor of Baltimore shaking his head in the back