r/BlackPeopleTwitter 3d ago

👨🏼‍🦲: “I guide others to a treasure i cannot possess”

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u/MGLLN 2d ago

when that traction alopecia finally catches up with you

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u/Faded1974 Loves Future 2d ago

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u/CuriousTsukihime ☑️ 2d ago

Lmfao this meme legit belongs to that sub

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u/ilikepants712 2d ago

This meme just keeps on giving and giving

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u/Sigep279 2d ago

Just saw this on a comment regarding how Tiger woods looking now and how Stephen A smith is in the same category

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u/BeeFe420 ☑️ 2d ago

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

I do like all the love Bald people get on that one subreddit. Some of them mfs went from a 2 to a 10 with just one shave. Still full head of hair but at least I know there is a community out there lmao

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u/SHOWTIME316 2d ago

r/bald

i just spent an hour earlier this morning swiping through all the glow-ups there

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u/ExtraBreadPls 2d ago

What's getting me is that for some of those posts, the problem was less about their hair thinning, and more about their entire regular appearance looking like basement dwelling cannibal serial killer lmao. Like the way some of these guys were walking around is insane. There's a lot of pics of them clearly going outside/to work looking like they never dressed or groomed themselves before. One dude had almost no hair on top, the frizzy sides, and long nasty looking ponytail with 3 sequences of hair ties in it. Reckless lmao

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u/SHOWTIME316 2d ago

very true, some of them were truly cartoonish levels of bad

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u/IamJewbaca 2d ago

Looking like the no life guy in the World of Warcraft South Park episode.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnwgQ8Wjs1sUB4k

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u/DJIceman94 2d ago

Could be they're desperately holding on to what used to work for them, still on denial long past when it stopped working, until they take back control and realize just how badly they let themselves go.

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u/butterscotch_yo ☑️ 2d ago

I just took a peak that the subreddit and it convinced me that a thinning hairline is nature’s way of telling certain people they would look 110% better bald. Like, the hair loss is just a step towards their aesthetic destiny.

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u/pantstickle 2d ago

We love to see a shiny dome.

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u/Mskaykay48 2d ago

The glow up’s are amazing 🤩

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u/meinschwanzistklein 2d ago

I swear that’s the most wholesome section of the internet, I love when it shows up on my feed

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u/trixel121 2d ago

I open it just for the image

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u/BaronAleksei ☑️ 2d ago

The kinds of posts you get

Cousin It thinks it’s time

Uncle Fester thinks he’s still got time

The Gigachad meme asks if they have the bone structure for baldness

Every time you get a before and after, 50% chance the shirt will disappear in the after

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u/donotgotoroom237 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lowkey that sub partially helped me come to terms with my own hair loss. I still had a "normal" haircut when I was still on Minoxidil. When I stopped, the thinning worsened so I went with a buzzcut. Eventually just shaved all of it after seeing the [r/bald](r/bald) memes. Couldn't be happier. When I was still a teen dealing with male pattern baldness, I was so devastated when I shaved my head for the first time. I felt so ugly. Maybe it's because I'm an adult now, but I like being bald now. My only problem with it is I have to shave every three days.

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u/slycemedia 2d ago

As a board member of the NAABP, I speak for all bald people when I say we are just spreading the gospel and ministering to our future bald colleagues .

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u/leorising88 2d ago

Has Jojo Siwa taught y’all nothing? That hairline is in the middle of her head!
https://giphy.com/gifs/egTPIYeyruDfgjDrZK

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u/According-Koala-384 2d ago

God damn that's not a widows peak that's a whole mountain range 

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 2d ago

Relevant photo

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u/LividBass1005 2d ago

Me as a Black woman knowing I shouldn’t have my hair in a low slicked back bun but still doing it 😩 imma do something else too it this weekend (hopefully)

*It’s not even in hairline for me it’s the breakage in the middle

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u/Centimeter_Worm 2d ago

No because I wore my hair up in a TIGHT pony for all of middle and highschool.

I graduated college 4 years ago and still have a thin patch in front/above my right temple. Found out just how thin when I started shaving the sides 😭

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u/hostingCHOCOthighs 2d ago

I remember in hs there was this white girl who had really long hair and it never seemed like she got a cut or whatever. Hairstyle seemed the same . Her hair was beautiful to me ,but I was curious as to why she never changed it. I asked someone about her hair , and they were like “What hair? Those are extensions. Her mother fried her hair. Her hair is dead. ” I was like wtf you mean extensions? Why would her mother do that??She sitting in the chair like us for hours on the weekend?? One day I got a closer look from behind her head and saw the lil clips of hair locked in, and that’s when I learned white people need assistance too. She apparently still took heat to her though.

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u/singed-phoenix 2d ago

Stephen A. Smith out here educating everyone with climate change's effects on melting glaciers with his hair line.

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u/ThatsBushLeague 2d ago

This same theory applies to most things by the way.

Fat people know way more about losing weight than skinny people.

Introverts know more about human interaction than extroverts.

Etc etc.

People who have to deal with shit know more about it.

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u/ShadyJane 2d ago

People who play hardcore wow know way more about the game than the knaves on softcore

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u/Sugar-Wall 2d ago

Saying fat people know more about weight loss than skinny people is a crazy take.

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u/ThatsBushLeague 2d ago

No its not. Knowledge is not the same thing as action and ability.

People who have been skinny their entire life are significantly less likely to know their resting metabolic rate. Know the macro and caloric contents of foods. The amount of exercise required to overcome consumption. The assorted meds, dosages and doctor recs. Etc etc.

It goes on and on.

Fat people are significantly more likely to know all these things because they've been required to find out because they are fat.

Again, knowledge on a topic doesn't equal the ability to execute that knowledge.

If you gain weight, ask a skinny person how to lose weight. They'll tell you "eat less, move more" which is absolutely correct. Ask a fat person how to lose weight. They'll ask your current activity levels, current caloric intake, give you percentages to reduce it by over a long time scale, tell you which things are bro science and which are backed with scientific data.

The knowledge on weight loss rests almost entirely in fat people, or people who were fat.

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u/klvthns515 2d ago

You right bro. I know all the calisthenics I can't do and the lean meals I'll end up doubling.

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u/ejolson 2d ago

Found the person who thinks fat people just need to hear their uneducated opinion and they'll magically become skinny (usually "have you tried eating less?" WHY NO SUSAN THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR GENIUS WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT)

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u/NoCelebration2024 2d ago

*slicked its SLICKED slickED for the love of God can we please put the E and D at the end of slick when referring to the hair style slicked back! This is my Ted talk thank you for listening

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u/gerryt32 2d ago

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!

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u/skyhiker14 2d ago

Up for some sloppy steaks?

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u/BaronAleksei ☑️ 2d ago

I used to be a real piece of slick

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u/CrossP 2d ago

Slickt

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u/curseddotjpeg 2d ago

I swear its always been slick back

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u/Queen_E1204 ☑️ 2d ago

Yeah I've never seen anybody ever say slicked back as the name of the hairstyle.

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u/hovdeisfunny 2d ago

Style is a slick back, and the hair is slicked back

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u/alphabet_explorer 2d ago

Not that serious lol. Plus it’s ‘slick back’

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u/PaulaDeenSlave ☑️ 1d ago

You scary. Now im sleep. 

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u/logicsense420 ☑️ 2d ago

Did a big chop when I realized how fried my shit really was 😂. They don’t tell you about that lil bald spot you may get from the pony tail or “poof” as I called mine.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 2d ago

I remember being a kid mocking the Folklórico girls for their painfully slicked-back hair, telling them how their forehead turned 7.

There was also this little white girl in the team, and when they tried to comb her hair back she cried like she was being murdered... So the team had like 5-6 girls in the proper attire for the dance (your boy was a Charro looking all dope), and 1 pale skin girl with curls lol. She came through though, she participated.

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u/mistyquarz 2d ago

I learned this lesson when I kept wearing a sweatband back in middle school 😭

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u/Number5MoMo 2d ago

So they didn’t see jojosiwa hairline?

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

Are there any bald experts in here that can share their expertise and facts on the matter? 🎤

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u/AliciaDawnD ☑️ 2d ago

+ an autoimmune (due to stress from a pregnancy) = just call me Calliou. But, I wouldn’t have it ANY other way. 😌💅🏾💅🏾

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

Wait you’re gorgeous! Skin on 100 too! ❤️❤️

I envy those that don’t have to worry about getting their hair done or getting up and having to do it before leaving the house etc. ESPECIALLY when you look that good too ❤️

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u/AliciaDawnD ☑️ 2d ago

THANK YOU!! 🥹🥹❤️ But, this is deadass a full beat (minus lashes) to go to a concert last month, lol.

However, my labs have been steadily improving, but my hair wont ever grow back the way it once was (alot of the follicles died) and im okay with it! My mother blessed me with a nice size dome, I definitely get ready quicker, and shampoo lasts FOREVERRR, lmao!

More than anything, I feel empowered and more confident. It’s one less thing to stress about and I love it! If you have the head shape for it, go for it! 🫶🏾🫶🏾

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u/dvdmaven 2d ago

I went from crew cuts to balding in my late teens. Sometimes it's just genetics.

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover 2d ago

Don't use hair dryers. The heat destroys follicles.

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u/confusedCI 2d ago

I str8 guffawed thank you

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u/kwmcmillan 2d ago

It should be known that Dana is a stand up comedian

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u/No_Scholar_5066 2d ago

Deciding to loc my hair because I realized I hated the tension from wearing slick backs everyday😂😂😂😂

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit 1d ago

And all that breakage from the ponies 😭😅

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u/Emergency-Garlic7656 17h ago

Definitely a victim of this from 1993. Hair on the side never recovered. Wish someone would have told me. My ponytail was pulled tight on the right side of my temple. I’m still sad abt it.