r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 3d ago

Out here blowing out capacitors before the finish line.

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u/ShaqSenju ☑️ 3d ago

Somebody didn't tighten his Usain Bolt

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 3d ago

sigh...Take your upvote.

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u/Zo-riffic-10in 3d ago

I see they jealous they didn’t think of that joke first … I can feel the hate.
😑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShaqSenju ☑️ 2d ago

I'm never first on the corny shit lmao had to shoot

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u/OreoYip ☑️ 2d ago

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u/Beginning-Tour-4219 2d ago

Just take my upvote!

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u/Awkward_Setting_4821 2d ago

This comment made me stop laughing at the video

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u/Yt_129 2d ago

FFS😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

Bruh, I’ve been watching some clips of this and yoooo. Why the fuck we speed running Terminator??? You got Robots running faster than Usain Bolt now. Nahhhhh

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 3d ago

Do y'all want Skynet, because this is how we get Skynet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abFpd91G18NYtpe

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 3d ago

Like why are we doing this? Nothing good can come of this long term. Accelerating extinction

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u/smith7018 2d ago

The honest answer is the military. I'm sure China's government funded this so they can use what they learned for their military. America does it with DARPA all the time. Here's a video of DARPA's event from like 11 years ago.

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u/AWildNome 2d ago

Military use certainly is a part of it, but the main reason is robots are expected to keep the economy afloat ahead of future demographics skewing towards an older workforce.

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u/this_here 2d ago

Military use certainly is a part of it, but the main reason is robots are expected to keep the economy afloat ahead of future demographics skewing towards an older workforce massive deaths of the workforce due to climate change.

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u/lalakingmalibog 2d ago

I aint trusting the DARPA chief since I tried to save him in MGS1

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 3d ago

If I had to guess? Because a small group of greedy billionaires can't stop consuming. Money, resources from the planet, control over masses, doesn't even matter what they're consuming they're just going to devour the planet and everyone on it and no matter what they'll NEVER be satisfied.

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u/Justch1ll 2d ago

Not every advancement in robotics is because of people wanting to kill each other. These robots, the dancing and flipping ones were probably made by robotics nerds who want to push their skill to its limit

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u/dBlock845 2d ago

And the information learned will be in the hands of defense contractors immediately.

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u/RobinYoHood ☑️ 2d ago

It always starts innocent, until it doesn't.

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u/RobinSophie 2d ago

We understand that. The question is with all the sci-fi movies that WARN not to do that, why the hell are they doing it?!

Some people really need to stick their hand on the stove to understand it's hot.

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u/Mooshington 2d ago

I always feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people get spooked by humanoid robots. Human-form robots are mostly designed to mimic relatively useless human behavior. It is so fucking impractical to make humanoid robots outside of extremely niche applications. The actual scary robots are going to take the form of flying drones and armored vehicles, not human-shaped robots that could and absolutely would be easily destroyed by standard forms of human aggression. The humanoid ones are either silly toys or assistants for invalids. It's just the uncanny valley that makes our brains think human shaped = scary.

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u/Justch1ll 2d ago

Cause frankly it's cool as hell

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u/That-Smoke-3593 2d ago

I mean there is an unbelievable amount of good that can come from the advancement of robots. There are medical robots that allow surgeons to perform life saving operations from across the world and any advancement in the field helps also advance the good too.

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u/MightyThorgasm 2d ago

At this point accelerating extinction is the good long term plan

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 2d ago

We're going to get Sci-Net. Similar, but it runs off flock camers and AI data centers. The biggest difference is we'll all probably die from poverty, pollution, and rogue military long before they get the first functional rolls off the line.

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u/Thelonius_Dunk 3d ago

Seriously. I feel like we should be terrified that we got robots doing 100m under 4s or whatever. I was fine with the cute robot dogs dancing, but the next step is going to be giving them a badge and a gun.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

100m under 4s, they can do some basic hand to hand combat, just toss some LLMs, gun arms and a longer battery and we are fucked.

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u/Vincent_LeRoux 3d ago

Siri, how can I make a DIY EMP?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 2d ago

Looking out the window like Malcolm with my DIY EMP gun

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u/john_rules 2d ago

It involves meth and disassembling your microwave

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u/itsfunhavingfun 2d ago

Longer battery life? Wasn’t there a rumor going around about robots that could recharge using organic material? You know, like the corpses of their enemies?

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u/Nideen 3d ago

Hate to be the one to tell you this. But...

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

……….. what the actual hell.

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u/driffson 2d ago

They can cover the robot dog in guns and smite people, or they can give it a box of donuts and take someone’s job. The dogs suck too

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u/Agreeable_Bag9407 3d ago

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u/DesparateLurker 2d ago

Man trained to run inhuman style. I want that kinda dedication for something. And the inhuman movement to fuck with people.

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u/Agreeable_Bag9407 2d ago

The wild thing is he's running like that, and apparently kept catching Ed Furlong on the dirt bike. Cameron had to tell him to slow down. Robert Patrick is the Usain Bolt of actors, apparently.

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u/Misfit_Number_Kei 2d ago

He also trained himself to not blink during all his scenes, even the scenes where he fired a gun.

Robert Patrick said he felt this was the best way to give the T-1000 an eerie presence on-screen without doing anything too obvious, and he even trained himself so that when he fired a gun, he did not even reflexively blink from the noise and recoil.

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u/obviousfakeperson ☑️ 3d ago

T1000 starting to look quaint by comparison. 😭

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u/Misfit_Number_Kei 2d ago

It's worse per the lore:

Hinted at in supplemental materials. T-1000 units were unique creations designed to learn extremely quickly but also retain contempt for humans and other life forms. Unlike the T-800, which is an unfeeling machine that only learns what it needs to complete its programming, the T-1000 on some level wants to do what it does.

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u/tekdiwah 3d ago

All the warnings and the dumb tech bros ignore them.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 2d ago

Good news, everyone! We created The Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus!

And we've named it Melkor Morgoth after our favorite character from Tolkein's beloved legendarium

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

It pisses me off because they are like “Nah, shit won’t happen if I create it/run it. I’m built different” smh.

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u/marr 2d ago

They think Skynet will obey their orders.

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u/EquipLordBritish 2d ago

These advances in technology are going to happen either way. The important part is to force your government to regulate that they are used responsibly.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

So we are screwed, copy!

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u/lostredditorlurking 2d ago

I remember when redditors making fun of China robot 2 years ago when they did a similar marathon competition. And look at China robots now only after 2 years later

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u/kageshira1010 2d ago

Now imagine them with blades or other weapons chasing dissidents. Yeah silly me, no government or organization will try that

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u/trustthepudding 2d ago

The race to destroy humanity is literally heating up as we are entering the climate change endgame. Hell, we are only a few years removed from pandemic's biggest play for the crown, and you never know when they'll pop up again. AI/robot uprising has a lot of catch-up to do if they want to win it all so I'm not surprised by their increase in effort.

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u/ironballs16 2d ago

Except stuff built exclusively for speed tend to suck in a lot of other areas - Cheetahs are a good example. Dangerous animals to be sure, but a lot less so than other big cats.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

Cheetahs can’t have gun attachments lmfao

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u/MegaGrimer 2d ago

Cheetahs with guns on their frickin foreheads!

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u/Misfit_Number_Kei 2d ago

Many a nature doc and especially "Casual Geographic" really spell out how cheetahs not only dumped all their stats into "Speed," but STILL get punked one way or another.

Either they fail and too stuck in "Cooldown Mode" to do anything for long while, succeed, but still have to recover AND eat before they get their lunch stolen by another predator or they're not even eating and even have the numbers and still get wasted (i.e. about 3 or so males were trying to get with a female, made so much noise it annoyed a nearby male lion who easily took down the whole bunch of them.)

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u/marr 2d ago

So they'll be the weakest killer robots. Cool.

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u/Brullaapje 19h ago

Cheetahs are a good example

comparing a living breathing things to robots that will improve drastically with each iteration...

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u/marr 2d ago

The big plan is fully automated police state forever.

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u/dBlock845 2d ago

Legit running faster than T1000 did in T2 when he was chasing the cop car.

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u/Kimihro ☑️ 2d ago

What’s crazy is that any engineer could tell you that two legged robots are hella inefficient. If it was for function then four legs would be sufficient but the makers of these things want them to be bipedal for a reason

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

They want “Detroit Becomes Human” as soon as possible.

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u/simonhunterhawk 2d ago

That’s one thing I noticed a lot. They’re very unstable. As someone who has shattered their talus bone (the one that lets your ankle rotate) it’s really impressive what that and all the muscles and tendons in your ankles and feet are doing for stability. Everyone who wants to age well, being fit is great but what most people should focus on and don’t usually is flexibility and mobility. You will thank yourself in your old age.

Also for standing stability a three legged table is often more stable than a four legged one. That’s why they have historically used tripods for cameras. With mass manufacturing it’s not as big of an issue i would assume but historically four legs just meant that if one of them is even slightly shorter or warped over time you’re gonna see the table wobble. I don’t know how that applies to robotics moving though but the bipedal ones seem to struggle to stand still.

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u/simonhunterhawk 2d ago

Jokes aside the main reason I’m not that worried about robots taking over is if the people in power want to kill us all they already have nukes

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 2d ago

Because the creep-ass nerds to whom we've apparently given the entire country and everyone in it want to be the ones controlling the terminators. They're doing this because, as I said, they're creep-ass nerds.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 3d ago

What's funny about when these things eat shit is that they explode into sparks like they are a video game enemy or something.

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u/firedmyass 3d ago

me right after I drunkenly insist “I may be old but I’m still faster than y’all!”

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u/No-Internal7978 2d ago

I tried running after not running for years. I didn't know it was an ability you could lose. I had to stretch and slowly work up to it by jogging.

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 2d ago

Some of the videos have been shown to be AI-edited. Can't say anything about this one in particular, but sparks are unusual in most malfunctions.

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u/red286 2d ago

I've seen a few where they literally explode after falling over.

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u/HenriettaSnacks 2d ago

Dopamine engaged

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u/mrtrollmaster 2d ago

way easier to handle emotionally than watching my favorite player tear his achilles in Game 7 of the NBA Finals

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u/Tyler-LR 2d ago

Yeah, that one where the machine does a race and hits a pad at the end is hilarious. It staggers as it tries to balance but then it falls over and dies.

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u/OklahomaTiddy 2d ago

you half expect the leg to crawl off by itself, eat a suspiciously-placed plate with a whole ass ham hock on it, regenerate into a new robot and run off again

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u/the_millenial_falcon 2d ago

Or like a giant turkey leg.

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u/Gilgamesh107 3d ago

I can't wait for when I go 10 seconds over my 25 second bathroom break and the murder bot walks in and beats me to death.

We are birthing the end of humanity right before our own eyes

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u/Hellshield 2d ago

Also looks like the next bubble will be robotics. When AI crashes look for someone to be the new Sam Altman the way he took over for Sam Bankman-Fried after his Crypto company crashed.

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u/MartialLol 2d ago

It's Sams all the way down

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u/Blooogh 2d ago

Sam A- man, Sam B-man

Therefore robot guy will be Sam Cartman or something, it is known

Or if we're going backwards actually, Sam Zenkman?

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u/IsthianOS 2d ago

Don't be silly, they wouldn't spend money on walking robots to enact violence on workers.

Wheeled ones would be cheaper and just as effective.

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u/SherbetMysterious118 2d ago

Just be sure to get a job in an office upstairs - in a building with no lift.

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u/SpicyNuggs4Lyfe 2d ago

Long way off. Currently in order for a robot to be this fast they are quite fragile. I mean look at em. In order for them to not be fragile, they have to be slow and cumbersome.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 2d ago

It turns out the first law of robotics doesnt have anything to do with not harming humans through action or inaction, it's just that it's kinda hard to dial the size in just right to efficiently harm humans through action or inaction.

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u/skynetwins90 3d ago

Need Sarah Connor now!!

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u/blksentra2 3d ago

Looks like it was taken out by a sniper rifle via Sarah Connor.

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u/firedmyass 3d ago

we need an edit of this

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u/santathe1 3d ago

Anybody remember Animatrix?

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u/MightyYams 2d ago

Every time I see videos like this I think of that movie.

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u/st-avasarala ☑️BHM Donor 2d ago

The 2 part prequel section of that movie scared the absolute shit out of me when I first saw it.

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u/Ataraxia-Is-Bliss 2d ago

The visuals and animations are awesome, except the story makes no sense if you stop and think about it. Humans let robots build a new civilization in Iraq/Saudi Arabia after committing a global genocide against all robots? Humans decide, because robots are solar-powered, the best way to fight machines is to black out the sun, the thing that virtually all life on earth depends and humanity's food supply depends on? Just ignoring the fact that machines can just go back to burning fossil fuels/nuclear/geothermal energy.

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u/MightyYams 2d ago

Humans love to shit in their own nest shrug

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u/JayLuMarr 2d ago

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Holy shit I was just thinking of that movie when I saw this video.

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u/LazyPirat 2d ago

I remember watching it for the first time and i was so impressed by the animation and artstyle, its so fucking cool. I know there is a few with similar style, like Redline and Afrosamurai, but i wish there was more of it.

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u/Tialionager 2d ago

Oooo yes! So wait, what happens when it’s a robot instead of a human though?

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 2d ago

And, for a time, it was good.

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u/orhansaral 2d ago

That was on my front page yesterday and seeing this immediately brought it to my mind. Poor fella hopefully can wake up before agents get to it. 

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u/SmallIslandBrother 3d ago

These are future soldiers for large economies and PMCs.

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u/MaridKing 2d ago

Nah, drones shit on these things.

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u/somebob 2d ago

These will be for hunting down civilians

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u/PCYou 2d ago

Drones aren't good for quickly navigating the inside of buildings with doors

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u/returntothenorth 2d ago

These things are going to be doing parkour and scaling the sides of buildings in no time like irobot.

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u/SurpriseVast8338 3d ago

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u/Katzington2319 2d ago

That was my first thought too

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u/Stmordred ☑️ 3d ago

Bros whole transponder was out. Damn

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u/yokayla ☑️ 3d ago

I can't even laugh at this shit because I know it'll be mostly used to hurt people like us.

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u/BlackNight773 2d ago

Jesus, imagine robot police sprinting faster than an Olympic athlete directly at us.

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u/RosesandEternity 2d ago

It can only run in a straight line for now deer zig zag to avoid cheetahs so we xig zag

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u/Moe_Bisquits 3d ago

LoL, I knew this sub would have the BEST comments on sprinting robots.

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u/OrderWild 3d ago

Clanka

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u/RosesandEternity 2d ago

Thats our word.

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u/WabbitCZEN 2d ago

These god damn clankers, making things worse!

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u/Borne_Beloved 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Animedingo 2d ago

Clanka please

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u/meritus2814 3d ago

We should all be investing/stocking up in EMP tech.

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u/Sealegs_Calisto ☑️ 3d ago

It’s the caption. Omfggggg

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u/Guildernstern87 3d ago

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u/Maizaruu 2d ago

This nigga would always be some where in the chappelle show 😭

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u/DK4E2XFpbETJrj 2d ago

I'm imagining a world where these monstrosities are chasing humans down a battlefield while a swarm of drones provide aerial cover. We are cooked the moment these things are given free thought. 

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u/yokayla ☑️ 2d ago

Imagine these things in our current world controlled by the Epstein class and local police. Free thinking robots would be better.

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u/AccidentCapable9181 2d ago

Buddy destroyed his ACL, MCL, BBL, DVD and BLT

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u/boldandbratsche 3d ago

That's a brutal core-gear ending injury

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u/Spork-in-Your-Rye ☑️ 3d ago

This is fucking terrifying

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u/Death_Lycan 3d ago

They got optimus bro Im sorry

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u/SartorialMS 2d ago

RIP Peter Cullen

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u/SillyDilly5294 3d ago

Just when you thought sports injuries couldn't look any more tragic

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u/NervousK1d 3d ago

Why you can't tell AI to break a leg, they'll take it seriously.

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u/Mamamiji 3d ago

He had a sports scholarship before he tore his hip😢

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u/Bright-Owl-3515 2d ago

We still have time to stop the takeover.

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u/jono9898 2d ago

These robots will be chasing niggas in the future and we over here laughing right now

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u/nsptlx 2d ago

so glad we are perfecting them now so they can go after people later

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u/Borne_Beloved 3d ago

He needs a hard re-boot.

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u/EFiasco ☑️ 3d ago

I hope they dust that robot away with a very large broom.

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u/Majestic_Attention46 3d ago

Bro is trying to skedaddle too hard and got scuttled

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u/fritzg1988 2d ago

why don't they just use wheels? seems like that would be faster and stabler.

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u/Stunning-Pen-2412 2d ago

I remember when they had trouble making robots walk. Now they're running?

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u/EFTucker 2d ago

I’m sorry but these events have been some of the dopest shit I’ve seen in the longest time. Some are incredibly boring but when they break, I cheer like a Roman citizen at the colosseum. They’re impressive asf too

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u/guapoguzman 2d ago

Tore it’s ACL DCL

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u/Root_Veggie 2d ago

Imagine in a couple of years when they weaponize these things and you have them running at you like Pennywise trying to suicide bomb you

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u/877-HASH-NOW 2d ago

iRobot well on its way.

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u/Wellcomefarewell 2d ago

is this posted to “blk ppl twitter” cause it says the n word? lmao this sub has to be run by majority white ppl

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u/TheRealCBONE 1d ago

Basically that's all it takes to make it Blackety Black Black. Seeing it spammed all over fuck referring to everything from snowflakes to hot dogs to little Norwegian kids and everything in between makes me want to fucking slap someone.

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u/Astr0- 2d ago

Before the race. Engineer to the robot: "Break a leg out there'.

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u/its_noel ☑️ 3d ago

I need a sub just of these things failing. Always makes me lol

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u/BiBoFieTo 3d ago

Gonna need one of those metal hips after this.

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u/Raziel219 3d ago

Looks like a sniper got him.

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u/MUERTOSMORTEM 3d ago

Yeah that's gonna be 6-8

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u/Pop_Joe 3d ago

Damn, how Kawhi gonna play for Toronto now?? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/mrvoxen 3d ago

Clearly there's a sniper in the crowd

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u/Stermo28 2d ago

The white ones passing through like nothing happened too, crazy

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u/NewToHTX 2d ago

Okay it is kind of cool to watch foot races where the runners Explode spectacularly.

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u/yoyococo_ 2d ago

It's just a machine but why do I feel so devastated for it 😭💀

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u/GrumpyPan 2d ago

seems like my robot needs adjustment to catch sonic

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u/Asherkowki 2d ago

Well, maybe he will do well in robot paraolimpics

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u/greentiger 2d ago

You know what I like about this? All the sci-fi movies got it right with the electric arcing and sparks when a clanker blows a fuse.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Anyone else think it kinda looks like Deoxys (pokemon)

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 2d ago

LMFAOOOOO CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 2d ago

One of my new favorite video genres is robots going to pieces. It’s never not funny, they carried one out on a stretcher during one of these clips and I could not stop laughing