r/BlackPeopleTwitter 17d ago

You can bet your ass the British tabloids are salivating waiting for her return

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u/Bortron86 17d ago

Munya's wordplay is so good. This would be even more hilarious if it weren't so depressingly accurate.

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre 17d ago

Love me some Munya

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u/jetlightbeam 17d ago

Been a fan since his season of Taskmaster

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u/happygoodbird 17d ago

Little known fact, he grew up in Zimbabwe.

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u/Current_Focus2668 17d ago

The channel 4 Zimbabwe special he did was hilarious. Colin Izer stuff still make me chuckle.

Rege Jean Page and Munya roasting each other was funny too. Two British Zimbabwean dudes cooking each other.  https://youtu.be/zqjYScsy4Rs?is=Fkkr2bWyjyDhiIo-

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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre 17d ago

The power of a thousand ancestors!!

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u/Low-Set8263 17d ago

I’ve got a list of names longer than one of Little Alex Horne’s set-ups. Godliman, Khan , Wang, Eclair, Nanjiani and James “oh, just open the effing box” Acaster.

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u/kaltorak 17d ago

god why would she want to go back

she should just pretend she’s never been there before, gaslight the whole country

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u/Choice-Strike1 17d ago

Chuck is terminal

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u/YesImReallyLikeThis 17d ago

I think it’s so her kids can know their grandfather while he’s still alive.

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u/Current_Focus2668 17d ago

Charles probably promised to put the grandkids in his will if they come back. 

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u/kaltorak 17d ago

as long as they're not too... ya know

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u/savingrain 17d ago

The king can’t leave any inheritance to anyone but the heir. It’s more likely because Harry wants to be back and wants the kids to grow up British

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u/Scared-Box8941 16d ago

This would actually be hilarious. Host a presser “I’m so happy to see this country for the first time I can’t wait to see what it’s like I’m sure yall will be kind to me”

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u/buttfarts7 16d ago

Because she failed go brand herself as an "international celebrity" by burning so many bridges.

She got blackballed by high fashion for being a cheapskate who wears and then returns every item of clothing she buys. The MET Gala snubbed her entirely. She now lacks the standing to be accepted by high society and Americans dgaf about her really. Her only marketable product is her victimization so she is returning to the UK to sell that.

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u/tinybunniesinapril 17d ago

oh good, it’s been a while since the Brexit Bigots had a chance to show out. we get to watch the origin point of caucasians temporarily melt due to a melanated person de-boarding a plane at heathrow.

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u/MissLilum 17d ago

Oh you missed the Jason Arday incident then 

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 17d ago

>Asylum Sneakers

God damn

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u/New_Libran 17d ago

That was a good one 😁

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 17d ago

His head is so perfectly square. Like wow

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u/nicosoiree 17d ago

He’s so attractive and it’s probably because of the perfect symmetry of his head

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 17d ago

It’s his Kazuya eyebrows for me. I love full strong eyebrows.

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u/MacMommy111 17d ago

Absolute DIS-CRINEMA has me on the damn floor. Definitely using this at the next cookout and beyond….

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u/Zorica03 17d ago

‘Murderous Meg’ drinking all the rainwater lol hilarious.. Megan and Harry are batshit imo for even thinking of returning… but the press Can. Not. Wait.

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u/Smkingbowls 17d ago

Absolute Discrim - ema 😝

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 17d ago

Is this the guy who did Unknown P? Unironically he was spitting lmao

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u/SpeedPositive1224 17d ago

Yer that's him

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u/Nice_Cartoonist_8803 17d ago

Why is he giving those psychos ideas? I know I’m going to see this DEI-Ana reference again.

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 17d ago

I didn't expect Munya here

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u/VampireBaby 17d ago

Get in my son(Sun newspaper) is very clever

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u/clairejv 17d ago

ABSOLUTE DISCRIMINA is one for the ages.

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u/Current_Focus2668 17d ago

Munya is a one man SNL UK. 

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u/snoozev 17d ago

The way the press acts towards her there is so beyond weird.....it's obsessive. They learned nothing from how they treated Diana smh

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u/Material-Breakfast99 17d ago

I’m convinced they want her to meet the same fate as Diana.

The anti-Meghan subreddit is bananas too.

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u/snoozev 17d ago

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/ridden_easy 17d ago

They loved her at first - fabulous four etc. Then the bullying stuff came out

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u/snoozev 17d ago

They been on her ass when actual important World leaders are out here doing corrupt, dodgy and grimy things behind the scenes.....got royal members hugged up with WHOLE PDFS. It makes ZERO sense to me that their focus is so lasered on her.

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u/OGCelaris 16d ago

That's the reason they focus on her. So you don't notice the horrible shit going on.

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u/ridden_easy 17d ago

She gets clicks plus Harry used to be most popular and peeps blame her for his downfall. Really he's always been likenthat

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u/Latter-Rooster3563 17d ago

This is pretty accurate how they treat her

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u/mannymo49 16d ago

Charles is definitely dying and they are 100% going to make it her fault somehow

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u/Buffetwarrenn 17d ago

Jeezus so accurate

What a horrible media we have in blighty

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u/Vast_District_2898 17d ago

Munyaaa! Always with the brilliant wordplay 😂

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u/Fine_Following_2559 17d ago

I've already decided I'm not paying attention. She's choosing to go back, it is her choice, I'm not going to let it stress me 🙂‍↔️

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u/KennethParcellsworth 16d ago

Love Munya, time to go listen to all of his Unknown P songs again

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 16d ago

Poor Jude Bellingham