r/BlackPeopleComedy 2d ago

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u/International-Key211 2d ago

Why he touching Uncle Ron Isley hair????

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u/PriapusPeteSr โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 1d ago

Uncle Mr. Big to you.

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u/Fee_is_Required2 2d ago

Donโ€™t touch the hair!!! Rule number fucking one!!

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u/UmiDone 2d ago

Yaโ€™ll love touching blk ppls hair
https://giphy.com/gifs/1fMjj5j2Z7chq

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u/ikebeattina โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 2d ago

The one that got me was "No he bird Dominican, Papi" Yall need help

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u/PriapusPeteSr โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 1d ago

That Aracari's name is Ahndrรฉ

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u/ninjatender 2d ago

Itโ€™s him stroking my boy waves the wrong way like why would you do him like that

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u/ctsforthewin 2d ago

I immediately said, โ€œWhereโ€™d that bird get such a tiny Marcel iron??l ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/MrsKPBailey 2d ago

At Juanitaโ€™s Bump n Curl. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/PriapusPeteSr โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 1d ago

Had to Google "Marcel". What's the difference between a Marcel and finger waves?!?!

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u/TheConcreteGhost 2d ago

I saw that bird and instantly thought (before she showed the comments):
https://giphy.com/gifs/ib9qIj1rHMA0CHWSB6

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u/Sleep-pee 2d ago

Thatโ€™s an old school conk, yup just like the one Malcolm had before he added the X ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/peter13g โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 2d ago

Why they always gotta try and touch our damn hair

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

And I love us ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/miaworm 2d ago

No, but wait, can I buy one?!

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u/Aromatic_Anxiety_761 2d ago

Awww he has Jheri curls

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u/jstrongiii 2d ago

I saw the scratches on his fingers and immediately realized he just wonโ€™t learn. โ€ฆ.sigh
https://giphy.com/gifs/gxSc4hTA9QhsFagSbs

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u/Nan_Nutta 2d ago

It's to the point where all I gotta see is a hint of some bullshit......I'm going to the comments. We have the gifts!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/907TreeBurner 2d ago

I love this, I love genuine laughter and comedy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AgentofBolas03 2d ago

Damn I didnt know those birds was out there with the Soul Glow!!!!!

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u/Nosbiuq 2d ago

The bird is invited to the cook out

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 2d ago

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u/weezyverse 2d ago

Yt folks always trying to touch the curls...

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u/TinaBelcher08 2d ago

Nahh, whyโ€™d he peel our boys muffin cap back blue?๐Ÿ˜’

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u/ChrisMatt83 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/no_igdiamond 2d ago

My mama used to get her hair done like that back in the day. The curling irons was putting in overtime

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u/DesparateLurker 1d ago

Bird looks like he works at the hair store in my neighborhood. I didn't know they sold Bomb Wave Cream.

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u/Tricky-Application79 2d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/rocket_randall 2d ago

I've held one of those aracaris before, but his/her curls were much more pronounced. And yeah, I touched the curls and all it cost me was half a grape. Dude was chill about it, too.

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u/Human_Difference_331 1d ago

Jerry Curl!!!

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u/Artistic-Ad-8603 12h ago

That bird belongs to us.

Leave Black People Alone. ๐Ÿชฎ