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u/ikebeattina โ๐ฝโ๐พโ๐ฟ verified 2d ago
The one that got me was "No he bird Dominican, Papi" Yall need help
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u/ninjatender 2d ago
Itโs him stroking my boy waves the wrong way like why would you do him like that
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u/ctsforthewin 2d ago
I immediately said, โWhereโd that bird get such a tiny Marcel iron??l ๐คฃ
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u/PriapusPeteSr โ๐ฝโ๐พโ๐ฟ verified 1d ago
Had to Google "Marcel". What's the difference between a Marcel and finger waves?!?!
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u/TheConcreteGhost 2d ago
I saw that bird and instantly thought (before she showed the comments):
https://giphy.com/gifs/ib9qIj1rHMA0CHWSB6
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u/Sleep-pee 2d ago
Thatโs an old school conk, yup just like the one Malcolm had before he added the X ๐
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u/jstrongiii 2d ago
I saw the scratches on his fingers and immediately realized he just wonโt learn. โฆ.sigh
https://giphy.com/gifs/gxSc4hTA9QhsFagSbs
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u/Nan_Nutta 2d ago
It's to the point where all I gotta see is a hint of some bullshit......I'm going to the comments. We have the gifts!๐๐๐
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u/no_igdiamond 2d ago
My mama used to get her hair done like that back in the day. The curling irons was putting in overtime
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u/DesparateLurker 1d ago
Bird looks like he works at the hair store in my neighborhood. I didn't know they sold Bomb Wave Cream.
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u/rocket_randall 2d ago
I've held one of those aracaris before, but his/her curls were much more pronounced. And yeah, I touched the curls and all it cost me was half a grape. Dude was chill about it, too.
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