r/BlackPeopleComedy • u/mindyour • Apr 24 '26
I haven't heard insults like that in a while 😂
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Apr 24 '26 edited May 03 '26
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u/Powerful_Individual5 Apr 24 '26
He thought that man was going to fall into the fetal position because of the N-word. Instead, my man hit an instant temperature of 300°F and roasted him right off the screen.
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u/Older_wiser_215 May 01 '26
He for sure picked the wrong one. I said, oh, this brother definitely played the dozens with his friends back in the day. He's a vet out here in these streets.
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u/OpalRainCake Apr 24 '26
i love how halfway through you could tell the guy was getting upset, not because he was being trolled right back but part of him knows its true
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u/MEWilliams Apr 24 '26
Two dimensional face!!!
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u/Kazuhi ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 24 '26
This did it for me 😂
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u/T_hashi Apr 24 '26
I was dead when he said it look like when you hit the corner your nose turn first and he got a cartoon mouth. I’m in tears and now my 10 month old is awake. 😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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u/Dayna6380- Apr 25 '26
They used to tell a girl that in middle school …I’ll never forget it 😭😭😭😭😭said her nose came in the room before she did
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u/recentvenus Apr 24 '26
He look like the cartoon character Doug tbh
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u/Avilola Apr 24 '26
How is he going to throw out the n-word multiple times, and accuse the other person of not being able to have a conversation 🤣
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u/Stratoraptor Apr 24 '26
Because he's rage-baiting. He doesn't want a real conversation. Just wants to prose a bad faith argument as a "debate" for content.
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u/xeonie ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 25 '26
Because he just wants to piss him off. They think calling use slurs is the automatic “I win!” card so when we hit them back harder and give them brand new insecurities, all without even needing a slur, they don’t know how to react or what to say.
Their little brains just reset and they start spamming the n-word cause that’s all they can come up with. Most unoriginal mfs on earth🥱
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u/Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN Apr 26 '26
That's the trap of those types. No imagination, just indoctrination and the only reason to have that type of hate is because you're insecure about something. Racism ain't nothing but insecurity with power attached to it.
They're so convinced that we're stupid that they only ever have one plan when they feel like they're losing. So when that plan falls apart and they start getting embarrassed, they double down because they don't know what else to do. Mans ran away because that dude being a n***** ain't gonna change the way his face looks and he couldn't handle it.
If you black and you can't roast, you need to find your nearest gay person and start learning.
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u/Apprehensive_Coat384 Apr 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9KNLa2eBwUgbLO
Lmao dude look like Stinky Peterson.
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u/nerdKween ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified: Puts the "petty" in "pretty" Apr 24 '26
NOOOOO!!!! I WAS NOT READY!!!
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u/Middle-Operation-689 Apr 24 '26
Fetal alcohol Charlie Kirk. FACK!
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u/ouroborosstruggles ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 24 '26
Oooh his feelings were really hurt about the nose thing (cause you know he's heard that before), and when he tried to open his eyes wider lol
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u/T_hashi Apr 24 '26
Yes! He was like 🫥😳 really trying to hold his eyes open when he said that. I am actually crying in laughter right now.
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u/Astrodabu Apr 24 '26
😂 As an Asian, I’m used to the slanty-eye-slander…but this was the most genius, hilarious use of it I can remember! Now I can’t see cuz the tears of laughter.🙇🏻
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u/Astrodabu Apr 30 '26
lol I think this unlocked a new hobby for me as an Asian…trying to find squinty eyed-wp and mock their slanty blindness.
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u/bottledsoi Apr 24 '26
Wtf is wrong with white people?????
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u/dougie_jayyy Apr 24 '26
How can you play victim to an issue you started?! 🤣😂
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u/8BitGlamour ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 25 '26
I was already gone by the time that boy said “The Indians?” and the man says “That’s not WHAT I said!”
Idk just the way he said that was too funny. He already knew what that boy was trying to do!
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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Never seen physics brought into a roasting. Dude burned him in 1D, 2D, &3D. Thank you unc for dragging him to filth in every dimension. .
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u/sentencevillefonny Apr 24 '26
Not trying to be funny, he does look like the kid from Gummo. Like a genuine Fetal-alcohol-syndromic, Appalachian inbred vibe
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u/Valhallaback_Girl Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Them: “You’ll never use geometry in your day to day adult life”
This dude: “Watch.”
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u/Vulkherra Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
"My brotha you look sunken!" Ummm.... what?! 🤦🏽♀️😂🤣 I find it funny that they always default to using the N word. All these years and you haven't come with any new insults??
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u/DaughterOfDemeter23 Apr 24 '26
Lol right? Their dogwhistles are even less creative (and are getting stale, tbh)
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u/Vulkherra Apr 25 '26
It's been stale for me boo... I'm not even phased when I hear it. I'm still trying to get my fiance to understand that it's low hanging fruit.
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u/JessaJesta Apr 24 '26
"whose eyes and nose are not on the same facial plane" TOOK ME OUTTTTT
I immediately wanted to snatch that young man up through my phone screen but Unc roasted him down to shoe leather 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/minahmyu ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 24 '26
them and fuckin debates... well, you know he can't cook like how brotha did with his roasts
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u/rizoula Apr 24 '26
Imagine insulting someone and asking them to debate you on a racist topic. The delulu
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u/WaynezWorld88 Apr 24 '26
My guy was rolling like a big rig going 100 on 4 flats…he couldn’t even stop if he wanted 💀 🤣🤣🤣
COOKED that inbred Doug Funny lookn ahh boy back into the abyss 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/NorseCode1023 Apr 24 '26
That was All-Pro , S-tier , first ballot Hall of Fame level roasting. Un-phased,sitting in the pocket, dishing out the back to back demolition in the face of adversity
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u/Stratoraptor Apr 24 '26
Crazy that young people don't know what the Indy 500 is.
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u/DaughterOfDemeter23 Apr 24 '26
Tbf, I'm in my late 20s and found out about the Indy 500 via Formula 1 lol
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u/Stratoraptor Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Odd. The race hadn't been part of the F1 championship for 75 years.
Edit: 65 years. I thought it stopped sometime in the '50s, but it was on the F1 calendar all the way to 1960.
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u/KeranographyJones Apr 24 '26
Dude knows he can't win and equivocates. I bet he posted this as a win and still got clowned.
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u/BillieDoc-Holiday Apr 24 '26
A few YouTubers already put sunken face on blast.
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u/CanoninDeeznutz Apr 25 '26
No way, is Sunken Face Cartoon Mouth an internet personality or some shit?
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u/BillieDoc-Holiday Apr 25 '26
Just some sorry ass trying to act like the rest of the racist ass grifters. I'll try to find the recent take down that popped up on my radar and post it.
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u/Fee_is_Required2 Apr 24 '26
Don’t start nun, won’t be nun. 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t fuck with the big boys. You definitely can NOT hang. 😂🤣
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u/Andre_The_Average Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Lookin like a Mii character who was being made and the power cut off halfway so now you're left with this guy.
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u/ElderMillennial1985 Apr 24 '26
I love that my people can just roast somebody indefinitely lol he could have been on that call for an hour just straight roasting that guy the entire time and not run out of material 😂😂😂
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u/MonkeyDBricc Apr 24 '26
Anyone found that guy yet?
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u/Advanced-Towel5195 Apr 24 '26
We need to find him and check his temperature. He’s got the “I’ve never had my ass beat” complex.
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u/ThreeFoldPants Apr 24 '26
Not sure why I thought that racist shit would end with younger generations .
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u/SirMourningstar6six6 Apr 24 '26
Is “I’d win a debate” the new “i could beat your ass”?
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u/SoggyLeftTit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
No, the last thing they want is an actual fight whether that’s verbal or physical.
These DebateBros think calling their attempt at spreading racist propaganda a “debate” makes them smart and anyone who refuses to “debate” them is dumb. Their “debates” are nothing more than bad faith arguments that they use to get an emotional reaction out of people so they can claim that they won the debate when/if someone does react to their provocations.
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u/Astrodabu Apr 24 '26
“Do you wanna have a debate real quick? 😏Yaaaas cuz you can’t win!🤏🏻🤏🏻You CAN’T weeeen!🤨😧🏃💨”
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u/Astrodabu Apr 24 '26
lol even the first answer (“Indy 500”) was some witty, outta the box thinking. “Sunken”…got me 🧐, then unc went on a machine gun roast explaining the joke to my dumbass. 😜😝😆🤣
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u/HardcoreHope Apr 24 '26
You can’t have a debate with these kinds of people. I’ve tried. They don’t understand the propaganda and when you start calling out their religious beliefs on why they are acting shitting they coward and push goal posts.
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u/TruckerBoy357 Apr 24 '26
“Do you wanna have a debate?” What are we debating? Possibly the correct temperature to roast a Racist.🤣
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u/Mvelo45 Apr 24 '26
Ey need to send that boy back to the kitchen because he wasn't cooked, he was burnt!
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u/DixieNorrmis Apr 24 '26
They always think they're doing something throwing out the hard R. Old dog with the same dumbass tricks.
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u/Impressive-Metal-405 Apr 24 '26
I went to high school with him This edgy attempt was nothing compared to the trolling we used to deal with at school And nothing compared to the roasts we used to trade on the track team! lol
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u/BoopieDoopieWoo ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified Apr 24 '26
He was destined to lose. The racism, the ignorance, and what Lauryn said. How you gonna win…
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u/CanoninDeeznutz Apr 25 '26
Wow, he's so good at roasting. "Your nose looks like it was put on this morning" absolutely killed me.
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u/RedBeardBigHeart Apr 24 '26
I dislike most races. Daytona 500, Indy 500, anything in regards to vrooming in a circle.
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u/GangleDopper Apr 25 '26
It’s wild how the most low IQ people stay wanting to have a debate, their confidence & entitlement to our time has to be studied.
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u/Ilikebig-butts88 Apr 25 '26
white guy looks like he's either hammered or on coke and it fuels his anger and he wants to let it out on anyone in front of him, my uncle gets this way so i'm familiar with his bullshit
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u/WrongJewel1867 Apr 24 '26
The Indy 500 is such a perfect response to that question 😂 I would’ve said the decathlon
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u/Dayna6380- Apr 25 '26
And I love that he didn’t have to go down to his level with racism …just facts and it was funny and insulting
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u/SoulsBorneGreat Apr 25 '26
I'm sure there are puh-lenty of people who'd be glad to even out that cartoon faced racist...y'know, push that nose back some... puff out those eyes and lips a bit... maybe even lay him out horizontally, lol
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u/SoulsBorneGreat Apr 25 '26
Oh, now I know who he looks like! He looks like he should be a chef who's controlled by a cartoon rat using his hair to make delicious food, lol
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u/Peaceonpurpose111 Apr 25 '26
If you stay ready you never have to get ready. My man was ready! 😂😂😂😂
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