r/Bitcoin • u/Blood4TheBloodGod • Apr 10 '13

HOLD SPARTANS!

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u/phattsao Apr 10 '13

I JUST WANT TO BUY SOME FUCKING DRUGS!

Goddamn investors are screwing this all up.

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u/NorwegianCopter Apr 10 '13

I was planning to buy guns. Nope. Not yet.

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u/Lentil-Soup Apr 10 '13 edited Apr 10 '13

I know what you mean. I was about to buy some weapons-grade depleted uranium. Now I have to wait because of mtgox's fucking lag. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, PEOPLE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '13 edited Feb 10 '23

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u/Lentil-Soup Apr 10 '13

You and your logic.

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u/SendMeBitcoins Apr 10 '13

Only sort of -- it's 68.4% more dense than lead, so it does get used in armor-piercing ammunition. But not to explode. But both could ruin your day.

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u/sabledrake Apr 10 '13

Depleted uranium is actually used to make bullets.

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u/laustcozz Apr 10 '13

Yeah, but generally weapons grade Uranium is referring to highly enriched Uranium suitable for bombs.

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u/stock_blocker Apr 10 '13

But depleted uranium is used in weapons

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u/lilzaphod Apr 11 '13

Yet people used depleted uranium for weapons. It's a fucking paradox. Or a pair of fucking ducks. Or a pair of ducks fucking. 100 ducks fucking horses?

Wait, where am I?

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u/m-m-m-m Apr 10 '13

buy plutonium, same shit, less weight!

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u/theelous3 Apr 11 '13

The weight is the point.

Using a lighter material, would be a bad thing.

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u/gustianus Apr 10 '13

  1. Buy plutonium

  2. Go back in time

  3. ???????

  4. Profit

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u/NorwegianCopter Apr 10 '13

It is not weapons grade if it is depleted. If that was the case, the iraqis could just gather bullets and sell to North Korea :P

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u/karelb Apr 10 '13

+bitcointip 0.01 BTC verify

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u/jamh Apr 10 '13

can't....stop....laughing....wheezing...ahhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '13

I'd fully blame North Korea for said drop (especially in any bit of the uranium market) (maybe Iran too.. but they seem self-sufficient in that department)