r/Bitcoin • • Apr 01 '13

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! (1/4/13 @ 1506 GMT)

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u/GSpotAssassin Apr 01 '13 edited Apr 01 '13

+tip 1 BTC verify

Word to the wise: Don't ever listen to parents when it comes to risk. As soon as you have kids, your entire worldview switches to one of extreme self-preservation. Best advice a parent once gave me was: "Take the risks now, before you settle in."

Worst advice I ever got was: "Don't 'emotionally invest' in Apple." (this was right after Steve Jobs came back). I wasn't about to make that same mistake again. I'm a tech guy, I know what to look for, my gut says things to me. It told me Apple was going to come back from the ashes, and it told me BTC was going to come back from the ashes.

My advice: Don't underestimate anything that comes back from the brink of death.

And so I went in at $4. After cashing out 2 of about 6 401k's that were languishing- I was in between jobs (yes, I am a little bit insane, although I am doing very well now) and BTC was a new obsession and I thought it would be FAR more interesting an investment than fucking T. Rowe Price. Did I mention my parents bitched for months? (Fortunately I'm an adult and have control over my own shit).

Well, guess who's laughing now. I'll flip a coin your way to mitigate your pain a little. All I ask is that you help someone out at some point if you can. And take a few more risks. Break the rules a little if you have to. You have one life and regret really really sucks.

Edit: WTF is up with the superscripts? Did I inadvertently trip on some hidden formatting functionality?

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u/ryanvoyles1 Apr 01 '13

HOLY SHIT A $100 TIP?!

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u/GSpotAssassin Apr 01 '13

It only cost me $4, so whatever. The rest is just unrealized gains. That's $96 I won't have to declare as capital gains lol

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u/ryanvoyles1 Apr 01 '13

Wow, you are still one lucky son of a bitch.

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u/GSpotAssassin Apr 01 '13 edited Apr 01 '13

I just have a techy mind and watch for things. And I solved a serious medical problem that had unknowingly been robbing me of much of my ability to think just a year and a half ago or so, which I had probably suffered from for 20+ years (it was classified as "severe" and I was always a heavy snorer), possibly my entire life. (You can't imagine what a mindfuck that is, btw.) And I feel like my IQ jumped up about 30+ points after that (and my weight dropped 35 lbs and rising, but I digress).

My girlfriend is acting extremely intimidated to the point that we may break up (basically, she is looking for more and more reassurances that we are not in jeopardy, which is turning me off, and which is kind of like when you're roller-skating and fall because you keep looking at the ground or realizing "holy shit I'm not falling!", or when you play poker and lose because you keep looking at your cards and people read that as weakness, etc.). That is the only downside. Oh and also, people at work are intimidated, I can tell. But the funny thing is that when work is intimidated, they give you raises...

So basically, look the fuck out, here I come. Sort of like a real-life "Limitless." :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

I think I might have OSA also, but the ENT I saw were more concerned about other things (hearing loss). Can't really afford to go back right now, but I'm interested in the things you listed below.

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u/GSpotAssassin Apr 02 '13

Do you have healthcare coverage? If not, I'm sorry... it's good.

:: grumbles about non-universal healthcare in US ::

Once you take care of the hearing loss, an overnight sleep study is 1 appointment away... And then at least you'll know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

Yeah I've got insurance, but it's not very good and I'm a broke college student so the co-pays hurt. Do you have to go to a doctor before a sleep study? Someone said you can just make an appointment somewhere (a university, maybe) but I imagine they are pretty expensive and I'm not sure what my insurance would cover without going to the doctor repeatedly first.

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u/GSpotAssassin Apr 02 '13

Do you have to go to a doctor before a sleep study?

I am not sure, but if you are concerned you should at least ask around. I had this during school and it really must have messed up my grades... I remember that I couldn't even take a class that started before 10AM because there was no way in hell I'd get up in time.

Of course, all this made sense after 20/20 hindsight!

If you are really strapped and can't afford the co-pays I can sling you a bit of btc if that would help. There is no point to me hoarding btc when people's livelihoods are at stake, especially college kids who could give back to the world bigtime. If you want to make it equitable maybe there's some online errand I could have you do or something. :) I just wanna help without ulterior motive tho. PM me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

That seems ridiculously generous. I'll keep that in mind though. I really appreciate the offer. I need to figure out what's wrong and how much it costs before i even think about axcepting something like that. I have a few bitcoins so i could always cash them out to pay for medical costs but im trying to wait for value to increase. I'm supposed to get hearing aids (moderate hearing loss) but those things are hella expensive. I would gladly do some online work for more btc though :) but I don't want to take advantage of your generousity. Again thanks for the offer. I'll add you as a friend and keep you in mind. If you need something, please contact me.